on line dating

santino

hey all,

Any thoughts on On-Line Dating? And any tips on how to start/carry on conversations?

I've just signed up to one of those sites.. Alot of girls put on their profile that they're 'pretty laid back' but are very slow to open up....maybe thats part of the game.

Except for this one girl i've been flirting with. It started out talking about the usual music, movies etc but she stepped it up a level....x rated...not sure if she was serious or not but it was great fun.

By the way..any success stories out there...as in long term relationships...not just shags

I'm looking for the former

santino

santino wrote: »

hey all,

Any thoughts on On-Line Dating? And any tips on how to start/carry on conversations?

I've just signed up to one of those sites.. Alot of girls put on their profile that they're 'pretty laid back' but are very slow to open up....maybe thats part of the game.

Except for this one girl i've been flirting with. It started out talking about the usual music, movies etc but she stepped it up a level....x rated...not sure if she was serious or not but it was great fun.

By the way..any success stories out there...as in long term relationships...not just shags



I'm looking for the former

Are you 12 ?

My name is URL

http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/health-and-fitness/mclovin.jpg

biko

Boring answer: Google online dating site:boards.ie
Tons of previous threads with experiences etcetera

AH answer: get in there me son woohoo!

Lockstep

For a complete guide on how to talk to women online, please refer to Bloodninja;

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html


Observe the master;

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

Upward Spiral

Upward Spiral wrote: »

http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/health-and-fitness/mclovin.jpg

Is that your online dating photo?

galwayrush

Welcome to A.H., no better place for good advice.;)

My name is URL

rarnes1 wrote: »

Is that your online dating photo?

I wish!

McLovin's a fcukin legend man!

Mr Benevolent

To be serious for a few milliseconds - it's fine, I met the first gf online, but it's also a bit weird. Go to the nights out, hang around the chatroom etc. The xrated stuff is grand but don't expect anything out of it.

I met one girl in Stansted (I was on my way back from Stockholm). Trouble was, she sent me her sister's picture. I could see why.

galwayrush

Remember the most important question to ask.

Are you a cannibal?

thee glitz

I saw this before, it's still funny though.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.

Mr Benevolent

galwayrush wrote: »

Remember the most important question to ask.

Are you a cannibal?

Doesn't work. They always lie about that. Best indicator is them telling you that you look scrumptious.

santino

this has got to be the funniest thread i've ever been on
and no, i'm not 12..... i'm 13

Webmonkey

Upward Spiral wrote: »

I wish!

McLovin's a fcukin legend man!

He is a role model that everyone should take example by

themadchef

Can be good craic.

My advice..

Laugh at the wierdos, (you may be one of them )

Take every thing anyone on there tells you with a pinch of salt.

Do not fall for someone till you actually meet them face to face.

Dont take it seriously, it's only a bit of craic that just might lead somewhere.

Invest in a bunny boiler detector... we are everywhere

tj-music.com

I had cybersex once! Online dating just isn't for me tho

FearDark

TheZohanS

kickoutthejams wrote: »

For a complete guide on how to talk to women online, please refer to Bloodninja;

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html


Observe the master;

THE funniest thing I have read in a long time!

kumate_champ07

santino wrote: »

hey all,

Any thoughts on On-Line Dating? And any tips on how to start/carry on conversations?

I've just signed up to one of those sites.. Alot of girls put on their profile that they're 'pretty laid back' but are very slow to open up....maybe thats part of the game.

Except for this one girl i've been flirting with. It started out talking about the usual music, movies etc but she stepped it up a level....x rated...not sure if she was serious or not but it was great fun.

By the way..any success stories out there...as in long term relationships...not just shags

I'm looking for the former

asl?

S.I.R

TheZohan wrote: »

THE funniest thing I have read in a long time!

it is one of the best things ive ever read on the internet... ever...


i actually broke my chair laughing...

Black Swan

santino wrote: »

And any tips on how to start/carry on conversations?

Post?

mood

TheZohan wrote: »

THE funniest thing I have read in a long time!

Agree. Very funny.

dylano_k

Iv met a few girls online, they are all either hairdressers or working in childcare id say about 90% of them. Also they are boring as fook, one word answers, boring stories ect. and they text you first. try www.pof.com and you'll see what im talking about..its free aswel

Super-Rush

I met someone off the interweb years ago when i was a dirty perv an innocent wee chap and she was completely nuts. I said i would try it again and give it a chance. Second one was worse. Then i decided to keep doing it and see who would turn out to be the biggest freak. I done this for about three years and boy did i meet some crazy fckuers.

enniscorthy

tj-music.com wrote: »

I had cybersex once! Online dating just isn't for me tho

hehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahaahahahahahah


:cool:

hehehehehehehheheh

SV

mood wrote: »

Agree. Very funny.

Dragged this thread up for that?
eugh..at least make it something worthwhile ffs!

Snowie

themadchef wrote: »

Invest in a bunny boiler detector... we are everywhere

It's easy 3rd message and they give you there number .....

RainmakerQueen

So any stories that could make me smile...could do with a few smiles!

Bobby Baccala

RainmakerQueen wrote: »

So any stories that could make me smile...could do with a few smiles!

No.

PeefsPixie

A friend of mine has been with her boyfriend for 3 years and they live together... They met on Tagged of all places

RainmakerQueen

Did you ever fall for anyone before you met them. I tried it years ago and got talking to a guy for two months. Apparently he was away a lot on business....yeah right. I was so naive. He tried to tell me that his phone didnt work in Egypt where he was held up doing some deal. He had professional photos taken which in hindsight he had obviously pulled off the net but told me he had taken by a friend who was a professional photographer!! His mails were so in depth and full of details...they were really quite interesting. Bet he was really 20 years older and way less interesting in real life. Mad that someone would go to such effort to talk to a stranger on the net about a total pretence of a life. Finally, he invited me to London (when he got home lol) and then promptly disappeared and pulled his profile...

Fabulous start to on-line dating for me. I think I got most of the lessons out of the way with that one.

Am I the only one to be so taken in? This is where you can all make me feel better!!

RainmakerQueen

Well thats hopeful...Nevery tried Tagged. Is this a facebook thing?

PeefsPixie

RainmakerQueen wrote: »

Well thats hopeful...Nevery tried Tagged. Is this a facebook thing?

Tagged.com... Its a dating site but not one I would recommend. I joined because my friend told me it was like FB and forgot to mention it was a dating site -_- Lots of weirdos and pervs on there... Guess my friend proves you can get lucky in the weirdest of places though :rolleyes:

wolf moon

Lockstep wrote: »

For a complete guide on how to talk to women online, please refer to Bloodninja;

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html


Observe the master;

"Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass." - Hahahahaha this is going to be my signature from now on

44leto

Before the tinternet the personal section in the papers were seen as sad. But now it just seems to be a good way to meet someone.

I wish I had dating sites in my 20s.

RainmakerQueen

So, weirdos??

El Weirdo

RainmakerQueen wrote: »

So, weirdos??

Yes? You called?

Mike 1972

44leto wrote: »

Before the tinternet the personal section in the papers were seen as sad. But now it just seems to be a good way to meet someone.

If one lives in Ireland and their life doesnt revolve around pubs/clubs there isint really much alternative FFS.

TheZohanS

RainmakerQueen wrote: »

So, weirdos??

Who are you writing the article for?

KeithM89_old

Dont bump zombie threads.