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Skinny white man..

beertons · 2009-04-25 17:21:22

Skinny white man goes into a lift and looks up at this huge dark man, who says "before you ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20" dick, and my balls weigh 3lbs each. Turner Brown's the name." At which point the white guy faints. When he comes through, he asks the big guy to repeat what he said. Big man repeats his stats and says "My…

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25-04-2009 6:21pm

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Skinny white man goes into a lift and looks up at this huge dark man, who says "before you ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 20" dick, and my balls weigh 3lbs each. Turner Brown's the name."
At which point the white guy faints. When he comes through, he asks the big guy to repeat what he said.
Big man repeats his stats and says "My name is Turner Brown."
"Thanks god for that" says the white guy, "I thought you said turn around!"

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