Miss Universe Australia - the Stick Insect Woman- well would ya????

CDfm

I know I am pushing the boat out a bit and that some AH people are very sensitive and easily offended.

But Stephenie Naumoska -Miss Universe Australia doesn't do it for me. She just isnt sexy -just look at the pics.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/24/miss-universe-australia-s_n_190999.html

She looks the opposite of sexy -she looks sick . If they were giving away a Special Edition of Playboy with her in it - I wouldn't take it.

She would be a cheap date - "Hey Steph - wanta a chip" or and giving her the finger would probably mean helping her puke up her food. Not nice -but I cant imagine dating would be either fun or normal.

Am I too critical?

Nodin

Nope, she looks sick.

Sleipnir

No I wouldn't. Pretty face but the body makes my skin crawl.
I'd play the xylophone on her ribs though.

Dudess

"She's not thin at all, better than being an Irish fat-arse" etc...

Upper body is emaciated but she still has a healthy face and legs/ass. Maybe she's naturally that thin - some girls are.

boardinwork

I would :pac:

Duckjob

Possibly she just has a fast metabolism and that is her natural look. Who knows.

It definately aint a sexy look though IMO.

Berty

Yes you are to critical - to answer your question.

Some men would like that and by gum "feeders" would really like her. Like a blank easel to a painter.

Sleipnir

Can I have the winner instead?:pac:

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/rachael_finch/showphoto/93539

Mr Benevolent

Yuck. Looks like she'd snap if you jumped on her.

Iang87

depends could i give her a sandwich first. If yes then i would ya, if no then i'd be worried i'd break her

Jigsaw

Too thin for my liking

My name is URL

I would

but only because she was there

it'd be rude not to

Biggins

Absolutely no way.
Terrible looking.

Snowie

id bring her macy ds and feed her for about 2 weeks then i would

Gone Drinking

I'd fcuk her till she made a PI thread about it

ejmaztec

Be handy in a restaurant when they've run out of tooth-picks.

DrumSteve

yes. yes i would.

usually once they are breathing and have an upright spine thats good enough for me.

i mean come on if ya seen her out on the town you'd think to yourself," By Gum, that man ,Have you seen that fine filly? I'd like to explore her like shackleton did the antarctic!". especially if you were a member of the landed gentry in the late 19th century.

anyways i'd give her a dirty roide. in the ****ter.

SEPT 23 1989

it would be like banging a wash board

Oh jesus
recoiled in shock after clicking the link there ;s

cringe cringe

5318008!

ewwwww. I feel really sorry for her. I thought she'd be your typical "skinny model" that only gays and women think are good looking, but whoa..... people with more fat than her have probably died from malnutrition.

That's definitely not natural, there's no way there's anything other than anorexia going on there.

Snowie

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

it would be like banging a wash board

How do you know she aint one of those dominant ones ?:eek:

omyatari

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

How do you know she aint one of those dominant ones ?:eek:

dominant verbaly maybe, nothing some tape cant fix,
physicaly..?...lol....

kieranfitz

Oh dear god no.

Mossy Monk

Not for me thanks. she looks ill.

Borneo Fnctn

She's rotten looking. I probably would but I'd be thinking about Mary Black. whoah mary!

RandolphEsq

boardinwork wrote: »

I would :pac:

What wouldn't you do?

kevmy

Not a chance.

I have two simple rules for testing if girls are too thin.

1) Can I count her ribs while she's standing up?
2) Does she look like she just came from Auschwitz?

She's a yes on both counts which means she fails my thin-o-meter.

Dudess wrote: »

"She's not thin at all, better than being an Irish fat-arse" etc...

Upper body is emaciated but she still has a healthy face and legs/ass. Maybe she's naturally that thin - some girls are.

She may well be naturally thin but you cannot convince me she's naturally that thin. She is either eating too little or exercising too much. If she gained a stone she might look healthy enough to do.

Mr.Lizard

I'd love to. I could wear my SS uniform and she could pretend to be my little bit of Concentration Camp action on the side.

nomorebadtown

very pretty but just way too skinny for my liking. there's no cushion for the pushin' etc

Rented Mule

I now know how the Australian wild fires started.

Darkbloom

Stay classy, AH.

bronte

Jesus you could cut glass with her hip bones :eek:

Dudess

5318008! wrote: »

That's definitely not natural, there's no way there's anything other than anorexia going on there.

kevmy wrote: »

She may well be naturally thin but you cannot convince me she's naturally that thin. She is either eating too little or exercising too much.

I don't know - if her face was gaunt and sunken looking, I'd be more inclined to agree, but her face is absolutely radiant. And while her legs and bum are tiny, they're not skeletal. I think she could well be one of those chicks who just doesn't put weight on her torso.

speedboatchase

If she put on a stone or two she'd be amazing. Crazy backlash against this person from women who I reckon are a lot more than a stone or so overweight methinks

Darkbloom

speedboatchase wrote: »

If she put on a stone or two she'd be amazing. Crazy backlash against this person from women who I reckon are a lot more than a stone or so overweight methinks

Most of the responses here are from men.

Dudess

speedboatchase wrote: »

Crazy backlash against this person from women who I reckon are a lot more than a stone or so overweight methinks

Jeez, never would have seen that one coming... :rolleyes:

And you've even used it when the vast majority of negative comments about her here are by males!

Faith

I'm a fan of thin women, but that's too much. She has a gorgeous face, but it hurts me to even look at her upper body. I have no desire to have a figure like that, so to me that usually means the person is too fat or too thin.

Dudess

Faith wrote: »

I'm a fan of thin women, but that's too much. She has a gorgeous face, but it hurts me to even look at her upper body. I have no desire to have a figure like that, so to me that usually means the person is too fat or too thin.

No way Faith! You're clearly jealous and obese!

Stheno

Dudess wrote: »

I don't know - if her face was gaunt and sunken looking, I'd be more inclined to agree, but her face is absolutely radiant. And while her legs and bum are tiny, they're not skeletal. I think she could well be one of those chicks who just doesn't put weight on her torso.

Agreed, she doesn't look really thin in her face.

And the pictures are posed very side on, in this picture, she looks very different

Dudess wrote: »

Jeez, never would have seen that one coming... :rolleyes:

And you've even used it when the vast majority of negative comments about her here are by males!

+1

Darkbloom

Faith wrote: »

I'm a fan of thin women, but that's too much. She has a gorgeous face, but it hurts me to even look at her upper body.

It's strange. I like lots of high fashion models and so have a different view on what constitutes too thin, but this girl does shock me.

CDfm

Sleipnir wrote: »

Can I have the winner instead?:pac:

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/rachael_finch/showphoto/93539

You are really sick posting a link like that.

For those who dont know this website is for people who want their girls to look like teenage boys. :mad:

speedboatchase

speedboatchase wrote: »

If she put on a stone or two she'd be amazing. Crazy backlash against this person from women who I reckon are a lot more than a stone or so overweight methinks

Yeah, I know I personally don't find some women attractive because I'm bitter jealous built like a whale etc etc. Nothing to do with thinking they don't look attractive.
Pass me the kleenex.

Mr. Frost

Nope. She could go blow me though. :pac:

speedboatchase

In fairness I wasnt talking about the posters here, but the overwhelming media coverage and where thats coming from

CDfm

Dudess wrote: »

I don't know - if her face was gaunt and sunken looking, I'd be more inclined to agree, but her face is absolutely radiant. And while her legs and bum are tiny, they're not skeletal. I think she could well be one of those chicks who just doesn't put weight on her torso.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/24/miss-universe-australia-s_n_190999.html

take a look at the side view here - she has AAS -anorexic arse syndrome -ugh.

she has a pretty face and her clothes give her a shape in other pics.But whoever applied the orange spray can to her legs left it uneven.

Dudess

speedboatchase wrote: »

In fairness I wasnt talking about the posters here, but the overwhelming media coverage and where thats coming from

But even so, why so sure the girls who deem her too thin (and I agree, there's no need for people to insult the girl) are fat? Slim girls recognise when a woman is emaciated too.
Women object to extreme thinness (not healthy slimness) being held up as attractive because so many of us have had eating disorders/serious body image issues at some point in our lives (usually teens). Most of us get over it but it doesn't stop us being appalled at how much we punished ourselves when we were younger.
It's not jealousy or a symptom of being fat when the girl in question is underweight. It possibly is if a healthily slim girl is being criticised by women for being too thin though.

CDfm

Dudess wrote: »

Jeez, never would have seen that one coming... :rolleyes:

And you've even used it when the vast majority of negative comments about her here are by males!

Isnt that amazing :rolleyes:

steod

No you would probably start a fire with the amount going friction going on if slept with her. Nice looking girl but way too thin and unhealthy looking.

Similar to Cheryl Cole gorgeus looking woman but would look ten times better if she put on some weight.

Xavi6

Body of a 12 year old boy so no thanks.

Rachael Finch (the winner) is absolutely stunning.

budgemook

Of course I would as would most people if they were honest but no, she's not great in comparison to others that might be in magazines but in comparison to the average girl on the street she's super hot

FruitLover

Bit of a horse face.