Miss Universe Australia - the Stick Insect Woman- well would ya????

jigglywoo

I thought the title said "sick incest woman". I'm disappointed.

Dave!

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

She wouldn't want to either. Couldn't risk the calories.

And I don't think she'd want my chlamydia either

javaboy

panda100 wrote: »

There are a lot of celebrities who would be exactly the same weight and skinnyness as her, Jordan, Cheryl Cole etc etc. The reason she looks 'unhealthy' is she hasnt had a boob job yet. Give it another month and she will get one and then everyone will think she looks 'healthy' again.

Jordan clearly has more meat on her bones:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eOvi3fbI-Ao/RvO-9mWchpI/AAAAAAAAAwU/2Jhe-_3lMZ8/s400/katie%2Bprice%2Brevealing%2Bdress.jpg
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/23-End/katie_price.jpg

Cheryl Cole too:
http://www.celeb-ratings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cheryl-cole1.jpg
http://www.celeb-ratings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cheryl-cole2.jpg

They wouldnt put a picture of Peter Crouch in his underpants or some other naturally lanky, thin bloke and disect and scrutinise his looks in such a way.

Peter Crouch is nowhere near that skinny. He wouldn't be able to compete as a professional soccer player if he was. It takes muscle to kick a ball.

CDfm

javaboy wrote: »

Peter Crouch is nowhere near that skinny.

Ive googled it and cant see why you are implying Peter Crouch went near her.

Is there something your not telling:D

idontknowmyname

someone give that girl a bar of cadburys! or maybe a whole truckload, seriously needs to put on some weight.

amacachi

panda100 wrote: »

They wouldnt put a picture of Peter Crouch in his underpants or some other naturally lanky, thin bloke and disect and scrutinise his looks in such a way.

Maybe not in his underwear, but the amount if stick he has gotten because of his height and shape is absolutely massive.

Stheno

amacachi wrote: »

Maybe not in his underwear, but the amount if stick he has gotten because of his height and shape is absolutely massive.

Compared to the criticism women of an equivalent shape would get in the press, it's actually not massive imo

Abi

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

She wouldn't want to either. Couldn't risk the calories.

:rolleyes: All women know that jizz has no calories in it. It is made up of vitamins, iron and potassium.




right? :pac:

amacachi

nouggatti wrote: »

Compared to the criticism women of an equivalent shape would get in the press, it's actually not massive imo

Ask any fella who follows football about the abuse her got, try tracking down a match with him in it a few years ago, he often had thousands shouting abuse at him, purely because of his appearance.

destroyer

panda100 wrote: »

Some people are naturally thin,tall with no boobs or bum. Its not her body shape that irks me here but the fact that it has got so much media coverage internationally. There was even a big picture of her on the back of The Indo. They wouldnt put a picture of Peter Crouch in his underpants or some other naturally lanky, thin bloke and disect and scrutinise his looks in such a way.

Peter Crouch isnt trying to make a living on how he looks.

They wouldn't applaud/critisize Miss Australia for her soccer ability.

rainbow kirby

She's far too thin. It's seriously not healthy to look like that.

xOxSinéadxOx

not only is she disgutingly skinny her body is weirdly out of proportion or something

Insect Overlord

Nothing new to add to this discussion.
Just thought I'd add my weight to the "unhealthy and unattractively skinny" side of this debate. The pictures linked by the OP are actually disturbing.

xOxSinéadxOx

who the hell eats 6-8 meals a day???

javaboy

Abigayle wrote: »

:rolleyes: All women know that jizz has no calories in it. It is made up of vitamins, iron and potassium.




right? :pac:

Wasn't there a thread about the nutritional value of semen a while ago...... Can't remember what it was called. :pac:

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

who the hell eats 6-8 meals a day???

It's generally a better idea than the 2 or 3 big meals that a lot of people eat these days.

amacachi

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

who the hell eats 6-8 meals a day???

Hit the fitness forum to find out. Everyone should eat at least 6 small meals a day.

Wibbs

Abigayle wrote: »

:rolleyes: All women know that jizz has no calories in it. It is made up of vitamins, iron and potassium.




right? :pac:

Thats what I tell em anyway. That and it's a damn good source of zinc. Though does contain sugars. At the minute I'm guzzling lots of asparteme so I can soon claim to have Jizz lite tm so ladies, form an orderly queue.

Abi

amacachi wrote: »

Hit the fitness forum to find out. Everyone should eat at least 6 small meals a day.

I agree with this. I eat in handful portions throughout the day. I feel very over full if I go beyond this. So several small portions through the day is best for me. Regular eating keeps your metabolism in check, but I keep fit too. So my body has some muscle tone.

I dont think this is the case of the girl in question. there is no muscle to her body whatsoever, just skin, bones, and make-up. Pity though, because she is pretty.

Wibbs wrote: »

Thats what I tell em anyway. That and it's a damn good source of zinc. Though does contain sugars. At the minute I'm guzzling lots of asparteme so I can soon claim to have Jizz lite tm so ladies, form an orderly queue.

I will only join the queue if you sign an affidavitt to swear you havent eaten garlic or fish within the last week :pac:

3hn2givr7mx1sc

She has a really good-loookin face but the body is just scary

No,i wouldnt

CDfm

Wibbs wrote: »

Thats what I tell em anyway. That and it's a damn good source of zinc. Though does contain sugars. At the minute I'm guzzling lots of asparteme so I can soon claim to have Jizz lite tm so ladies, form an orderly queue.

Wibbs -Obama is naturally skinny and so is Peter Crouch -dont succumb to the pressure or soon you will have no zinc to give.

A7X

I think you are all skipping the real monstrosity here. How can you be an Australian Miss UNIVERSE?

CDfm

A7X wrote: »

I think you are all skipping the real monstrosity here. How can you be an Australian Miss UNIVERSE?

Next you'll be dissin the Rose Of Trallee- dont go there

A7X

CDfm wrote: »

Next you'll be dissin the Rose Of Trallee- dont go there

Ya wah?

All I'm sayin is how can there be a Miss UNIVERSE??????

CDfm

A7X wrote: »

Ya wah?

All I'm sayin is how can there be a Miss UNIVERSE??????

:eek:

you're missing the point. How can there be half of a Miss Universe?

Miss Universe Lite.

A7X

CDfm wrote: »

:eek:

you're missing the point. How can there be half of a Miss Universe?

Miss Universe Lite.

Ok you lost me...

CDfm

A7X wrote: »

Ok you lost me...

I got your point. Its like the world series at baseball was originally sponsored by a publication called the world. There is a Miss World Competition And Miss Universe was set up as a Rival franchise. Thats my understanding.

JUST in case that makes you cynical Miss KFC looks mighty interesting

http://www.observer.org.sz/index.php?news=3194

A7X

CDfm wrote: »

I got your point. Its like the world series at baseball was originally sponsored by a publication called the world. There is a Miss World Competition And Miss Universe was set up as a Rival franchise. Thats my understanding.

Ah I get ya. But extremely misleading none the less.:mad:

CDfm

A7X wrote: »

Ah I get ya. But extremely misleading none the less.:mad:

Well at least Miss KFC held out for her college tuition fees.

http://www.times.co.sz/index.php?news=5199

brianthebard

If she was offering me sex, I would.

CDfm

brianthebard wrote: »

If she was offering me sex, I would.

Before or after a kfc chicken wing

Seaneh

She looks really bad.

Yes she has a pretty face but its gaunt and the woman has zero muscle tone so her arse looks flabby and mis-shapen.

someone, for the love of god, give that woman a hang-sangwich!

portomar

I would, and so would all of you.

S.I.R

she wouldn't have me on the basis that she's probs a veggie...

Insect Overlord

A7X wrote: »

I think you are all skipping the real monstrosity here. How can you be an Australian Miss UNIVERSE?

How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Earth?!

CDfm

portomar wrote: »

I would, and so would all of you.

If ya like that you might also like this on the dead anorexic star Lena Zavoroni's best friend. Unlike Lena she didnt have a lobotomy she got an amputation.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17859029&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=exclusive--i-haven-t-eaten-for-6-years-but-lena-wanted-me-to-stay-alive-and-help-other-victims-name_page.htm

And today her best friend reveals her own shocking battle with the eating disorder.

Ellie Dalziel's troubles began at the age of nine - because she started to feel chubby at ballet classes.

Unlike Lena, her ordeal has not killed her yet. But the disease has spiralled out of control.

Ellie is now being kept alive by a drip which feeds her 1,500 calories a day. Her bones are crippled with osteoporosis and she has lost the lower part of one leg.

Dudess

javaboy wrote: »

Wasn't there a thread about the nutritional value of semen a while ago...... Can't remember what it was called. :pac:

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FYP

It's generally a better idea than the 2 or 3 big meals that a lot of people eat these days.

Yeah, that is six to eight small meals a day
But indeed... the skinniest people I know do it. And they always eat a good breakfast.

A7X

An File wrote: »

How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Earth?!

EXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTLY!!!!!!!!

seamus

Look, women should be smooth and rounded. They should only have three pointy bits - their nose and their ears :pac:

Seriously though, when you can see bone and your elbow is bigger than your bicep, you're too skinny. Go and eat.

ART6

An File wrote: »

How come the winner of Miss Universe is always from Earth?!

Quite!
I have this beautiful little blue girl eight inches tall sitting on my desk as I type. She is the current reigning beauty queen of our galaxy and she is perfectly formed. She is incensed that humans, who still persist in thinking they are the only inhabitants of the galaxy, dare to suggest that one of their gigantic females could ever claim to be a universal beauty queen, and she is considering reporting the matter to the galactic council so that they can send an enforcement officer to stop this nonsense. She is also highly intelligent and fully supports and recognises the vast improvements to my mental faculties provided by good Irish whiskey. I just wish that when she visits she'd leave behind that bloody great pink elephant she keeps as a pet.:)

CDfm

brianthebard wrote: »

If she was offering me sex, I would.

portomar wrote: »

I would, and so would all of you.

You guys need to get out more.

Ya couldnt be that deperate could or could ya?:rolleyes:

arybvtcw0eolkf

boardinwork wrote: »

I would :pac:

And so would a man from Athlone!..

.

CDfm

Mathias Unimportant Karaoke wrote: »

And so would a man from Athlone!..

.

does that mean aa man from Athlone is desperate or has a liking for the skinny teenage boy look?:rolleyes:

allabouteve

CDfm wrote: »

does that mean aa man from Athlone is desperate or has a liking for the skinny teenage boy look?:rolleyes:

You know, you keep saying this.

I'm tall and I'm thin. I'm skinny.

I'm similar in build to the woman who's the subject of all the ''would ya?''
''I wouldn't'' vitriol in this thread.

I can't help my build, its the way I am, and while I'm not as thin as the Australian Miss Universe contestant, I'm wondering why its necessary to be so insulting to women like me by implying that we're unfeminine, or likening us to a teenage boy.

Its insulting, its not clever, and its ignorant. I don't care what shape a man is, and I wouldn't be so tactless or heartless to constantly verbally emasculate a man by comparing him to a teenaged boy.

marko91

holy **** shes TOOOOOOO skinny:eek: that is just rong!!! but looking at her face she is beautiful, YES i would IF she put on alot of weight.

Valmont

Hell yes. I love skinny girls.

CDfm

allabouteve wrote: »

Its insulting, its not clever, and its ignorant. I don't care what shape a man is, and I wouldn't be so tactless or heartless to constantly verbally emasculate a man by comparing him to a teenaged boy.

Tactless generalisation and Im sorry. Not trying to compare you to her and if its your natural build you should be happy and body confident with it.

What I did mean to say is that some women who go anorexic for a body shape arent healthy. Its that this girls body shape isnt really natural.

Some women find skinny very attractive and my point is that in female models they find the shape attractive because it looks like a teenage boy. I reckon you probably have lots of female fans.

allabouteve

CDfm wrote: »

Some women skinny very attractive and my point is that in female models they find the shape attractive because it looks like a teenage boy. I reckon you probably have lots of female fans.

If thats an attempt at humour, its failed.

Stop comparing women to teenaged boys, models or not. It might or might not be a personal comment, but you are still defeminising these women with that comparison.

You're entitled not to find thin women attractive, but don't put them down for it.

Ash_M

Thin I can deal with. She's not healthy.
Her face is grand, but doesn't look 19. If I saw her on the street I'd put her at late twenties. And while personally I reckon her legs look okay, her arms and torso make me feel ill. Her bum is almost completely.. deflated.. too.

CDfm

CDfm wrote: »

JUST in case that makes you cynical Miss KFC looks mighty interesting

http://www.observer.org.sz/index.php?news=3194

marko91 wrote: »

holy **** shes TOOOOOOO skinny:eek: that is just rong!!! but looking at her face she is beautiful, YES i would IF she put on alot of weight.

And Miss KFC doesnt float your boat -they're finger licken good ?

Kinetic^

She'd be a cheap date in a restaurant anyway. Bread sticks all round....although she may think she looks fat beside one!