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How to Fail a Breathalyser Test

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    dilallio
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    In this one, after a series of work accidents, a union spokesman denies to a reporter that there is any drinking going on in the workplace ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2N-NrfUAgs


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    They guy isn't drunk.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    http://www.healthlibrary.com/news1834.htm
    Doctors also believe that any person indulging in rigorous physical activity, like running or dancing, gets alcohol out of his or her blood much sooner. Drinking excessive water is another recommended way to get rid of alcohol in the blood.
    rigorous physical activity ?

    I believe it's my civic duty to help out certain damsels in distress.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    http://www.jesbeard.com/22c.htm
    STETTLER -- An 18-year old Stettler man tried to eat his
    underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb
    alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test, provincial court
    heard this week.

    David Zurfluh was subsequently acquitted of a charge of
    impaired driving because he blew .08, the legal limit.

    But the testimony broke up people in Judge David
    MacNaughton's provincial court here Thursday afternoon.

    Mr. Zurfluh was collared by RCMP Const. Bill Robinson
    after he ran from his vehicle, which had been seen weaving
    down the highway.

    While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh
    tried to eat his shorts, Const. Robinson told the court.

    Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts,
    stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.

    A class of law students from William E. Hay Composite
    High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when
    testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12
    students had difficulty maintaining composure.

    "People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their
    eyes, trying not to laugh," said RCMP Const. Peter
    McFarlane.


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