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Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

  • 28-04-2009 2:25pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50


    Homosexual geneticists at the Tiger Research Institute believe they have isolated the gene that causes Christianity. This will be very comforting to concerned parents of Christians who fear they may have somehow caused their children to choose this deviant lifestyle.


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  • #2
    Fanny Cradock
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    It's true!


  • #3
    shenanigans1982
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    Can't believe there is a new Turtles series starting.


  • #4
    Nodin
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    who fear they may have somehow caused their children to choose this deviant lifestyle.
    `

    Indeed, and lets remember - We embrace the pervert christian even though we hate the lifestyle....honestly....


  • #5
    ejmaztec
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    It's a bit of a bummer if you're the Pope and haven't got the gene.


  • #6
    Nodin
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It's a bit of a bummer if you're the Pope and haven't got the gene.

    I'm sure the Holy Fuhrer Father has tested 100% pure christian.


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  • #7
    Borneo Fnctn
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    I often thought of Christianity as a disease. I guess I was right as usual. A1


  • #8
    biko
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    Praise the GayLord!


  • #9
    Roadend
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It's a bit of a bummer if you're the Pope and haven't got the gene.

    Must have been a bummer to discover the gene in the first place


  • #10
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    that video belongs on brasseye! very funny stuff!:D


  • #11
    CreepingDeath
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Homosexual geneticists at the Tiger Research Institute believe they have isolated the gene that causes Christianity.

    I wonder is there a gene for the fanatical Muslims ?
    Maybe we can selectively breed a tamer one, possibly cross-breeding them with an athiest.


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  • #12
    ART6
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    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    I wonder is there a gene for the fanatical Muslims ?
    Maybe we can selectively breed a tamer one, possibly cross-breeding them with an athiest.

    That's a thought. Put the gene into a virus and spread it in the mountains of Pakistan, then wait for Osama Bin Laden to become a born again Christian and be appointed Bishop if Kabul. Problem might be that the gene, if discovered by gay scientists, might also make him gay, and the Pope wouldn't like that.:D


  • #13
    Adiboo
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    Ah I love The Chasers! Funny show.

    Same lads who did that APEC motorcade prank in Sydney.


  • #14
    AckwelFoley
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    Gayz find christian gene..i see what you did there grasshopper


  • #15
    spank_inferno
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    'Kiss Army' scientists have also apparently found & isolated the Simmons, Gene :D


  • #16
    Capt'n Midnight
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    ART6 wrote: »
    That's a thought. Put the gene into a virus and spread it in the mountains of Pakistan, then wait for Osama Bin Laden to become a born again Christian and be appointed Bishop if Kabul. Problem might be that the gene, if discovered by gay scientists, might also make him gay, and the Pope wouldn't like that.:D
    The Americans have a gay bomb already
    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21899135-661,00.html


  • #17
    delta_bravo
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    I find it fairly funny that the way to denote the scientist as gay is to make him wear an earring


  • #18
    ART6
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    The Americans have a gay bomb already
    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21899135-661,00.html

    That would f**k 'em if anyone was arsed to try it:D


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