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3 guys on an island...

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  • 29-04-2009 11:50am
    #1
    Dravokivich
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    There were these three men stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. All of a sudden the natives surrounded them, unhappy to see Americans on their island. The angry chief gave them a choice.

    "Death or unga-bunga!" He shouted.

    The first man really didn't want to die, so he chose unga-bunga.

    The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-****ed him.

    The second man said, "Man, I don't want to sound gay or anything, but I definately don't want to die either. Okay....unga-bunga."

    The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-****ed him.

    The third man, disgusted by his friends' decisions, shouted, "Death!"

    To that, the chief shouted, "Death by unga-bunga!"


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    drunkmonkey
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    an oldie but a classic, I only screamed unga bunga at a kid yesteraday cause he wouldn't stop crying...


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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Good stuff


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