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Swine Flu.......

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  • 29-04-2009 7:07pm
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    keefg
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    A woman phones her husband one day while he was at work in an important meeting and she was panicking like crazy.....

    "What's the matter?" asks the husband..

    "Oh, you have to come out to help me now, I've run out of petrol and I'm too scared to fill up because of that swine flu"

    The husband thinks for a moment and replies........
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    "That's in Mexico woman not TEXACO!"


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    luckat
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    Might be funny without the 'stupid bitch' bit.


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    keefg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭keefg


    luckat wrote: »
    Might be funny without the 'stupid bitch' bit.

    that's how it was text to me but you may be right, so I changed it....just for you :D


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    Podge2k7
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    Good stuff


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    galwayrush
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    swine.jpg


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    dxhound2005
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    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

    Has any one else noticed this?



    It gets worse........


    next year......



    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?


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    Steoob
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    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

    Has any one else noticed this?



    It gets worse........


    next year......



    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
    OH SHI-


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    Unpossible
    Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

    Has any one else noticed this?



    It gets worse........


    next year......



    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
    You've gotten those years all wrong.Year of the pig was Feb'07-Feb'08, Year of the mouse/rat was Feb'08-Jan'09 . We are currently in the year of the Ox


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    ball
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    Unpossible wrote: »
    You've gotten those years all wrong.Year of the pig was Feb'07-Feb'08, Year of the mouse/rat was Feb'08-Jan'09 . We are currently in the year of the Ox
    Thank God


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    **Timbuk2**
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    pooh.png


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Unpossible wrote: »
    We are currently in the year of the Ox
    That's Bull


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    Unpossible
    Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    That's Bull
    :D


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    honeymonster
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    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

    Has any one else noticed this?



    It gets worse........


    next year......



    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?


    HAhahah thats class!.......but now im worried :(


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    blog_blog_blog
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    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?


    Good 1!:D


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