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Talking Clock...

Dravokivich · 2009-05-01 14:03:47

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied. “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his…

01-05-2009 3:03pm

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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,” replied the drunk.
“How’ s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
“Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You idiot, it’s three-fifteen in the morning!”

- Drav

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#2 01-05-2009 6:20pm

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Lol good stuff.

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#3 01-05-2009 7:32pm

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It's an oldie but still brilliant.

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#4 02-05-2009 3:09pm

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Made me smile

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