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A few short ones

Ave Sodalis · 2009-05-05 17:29:29

Late last night a large hole was made in the walls surrounding the Nudist Camp. Police are looking into it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ann is terribly sad. Her husband ran of with her best friend- she misses her friend terribly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Writer: I took up full-time…

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Ave Sodalis

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Late last night a large hole was made in the walls surrounding the Nudist Camp. Police are looking into it.

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Ann is terribly sad. Her husband ran of with her best friend- she misses her friend terribly.

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Writer: I took up full-time writing about a year ago.

Friend: Really? Have you sold anything?

Writer: Yes- my TV, all my furniture, the carpets, the house.....

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Adults= people who have stop growing at the ends but started to grow around the middle.

Sadist= someone who puts a drawing pin on an electric chair.

Statistician= a person who, if you had your head in the oven and your feet in the fridge, will tell you that, on average, you're very comfortable.

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Doctor: How do you find yourself these cold, winter mornings?

Patient: Oh I just throw back the blankets and there I am!

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Sunday School teacher: Now, can you tell me what sort of people go to Heaven?

Boy: Dead ones, miss.

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