Has a woman ever rushed up behind you & lovingly stroked your chin like a Gilette ad?

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Whenever I finish shaving, I always expect an attractive woman in a dressing gown to rush up to me and rub my newly-hair free smig with a massive smile on her face.

Unfortunately, I'm single so it's never happened to me and probably wont since I only need to shave twice a week and I figure women aren't willing to wait three/four days just to watch me shave and then massage my jaw. But what about you? Does your girlfriend/wife pat your chin after you've shaved? And you women, have you ever done this for your man? And if so, why?

PirateShampoo

No be she does pat my balls with her chin after ive shaved them...

SRFC90

Yeah me ma with pre-made tissue squares to cover the persistant bleeding.


I'm slowly getting the hang of it.....

shezzie

cause there is nothing worse than smooching hubby and getting pricked by the beard -not romantic - so to encourage a nice smooth face he gets extra smooches and affection - he seems happy to shave now

ejmaztec

Hattie Dazzling Trance wrote: »

Whenever I finish shaving, I always expect an attractive woman in a dressing gown to rush up to me and rub my newly-hair free smig with a massive smile on her face.

Unfortunately, I'm single so it's never happened to me and probably wont since I only need to shave twice a week and I figure women aren't willing to wait three/four days just to watch me shave and then massage my jaw. But what about you? Does your girlfriend/wife pat your chin after you've shaved? And you women, have you ever done this for your man? And if so, why?

I think that most woman would probably steer well clear of bum-fluff, wherever it happens to be sprouting from.

5318008!

If women were really like this I'd seriously consider shaving my cock :pac:!

magick

she did walk up behind me, but i decided to fart, the laugh was too good to miss out on, she wretched away in discust.

BaconZombie

I get a lot of people doing this it my beard when I'm out at a pub or nightclub....

So I'd say **** out the razor and grow a proper beard..., the women will be all over you.

Loopy

Hattie Dazzling Trance wrote: »

Whenever I finish shaving, I always expect an attractive woman in a dressing gown to rush up to me and rub my newly-hair free smig with a massive smile on her face.

Unfortunately, I'm single so it's never happened to me and probably wont since I only need to shave twice a week and I figure women aren't willing to wait three/four days just to watch me shave and then massage my jaw. But what about you? Does your girlfriend/wife pat your chin after you've shaved? And you women, have you ever done this for your man? And if so, why?

I would have thought an attractive woman in crotchless knickers would have been more up your alley, than a manky dressing gown;)

Vain

Only all the time:pac:

Sharpshooter

He means irl, Vain.:pac:

galwayrush

All the time and i have a Goatee.;)

Wibbs

Yep they have. Beards ftw.

BOFH_139 wrote: »

I get a lot of people doing this it my beard when I'm out at a pub or nightclub....

So I'd say **** out the razor and grow a proper beard..., the women will be all over you.

I love how Ultimate Chin thanked that.:D

staker

Looking in mirrors is for the gheys tbh

Kiera

This is Frada gold

Gummy Panda

Yes, it happen in the street.. but it turned out to be a transsexual and she justed wanted to know how i got such a close shave.

Sharpshooter

A transsexual panda, well you learn something new and all that.

J.S. Pill

magick wrote: »

she did walk up behind me, but i decided to fart, the laugh was too good to miss out on, she wretched away in discust.

God I love fart jokes. That cheered me up immeasurably!

tman

I usually get a "hmmmm, you're all smooth" followed by a disappointed sigh and her walking away... Leave it for 4-5 days and I tend to get "mmmmmm... sexeh stubble" followed by getting mauled

Needless to say I shave with hair clippers these days:p

Terry

Lads, it doesn't count when your beard strokes your face.
It's not like you're going to get anything out of it.

Vain

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He means irl, Vain.:pac:

Hold on let me check my notes

stovelid

No, but she has often looked on in a pouting, incredulous (with her tits hanging out) fashion as my cheeks distend alarmingly following a surprise hit of mouthwash though.

brummytom

I honestly made 3 girls stroke my stubble today,, I don't know why.

If I grab their hand and put it on my face, it doesn't count does it?


I wish I was joking,, but they all said it felt nice so it's all good...

Latchy

Hey ...you to OP eh ? and I thought I was only one ...sheeesh

ZzubZzub

I try not to encourage this behavior. Trimming, yes. But I dislike when my man shaves. I like his beard! It's manly and beardy and manly! It's not an overgrown mess of a thing.... It's very sexy So I run up behind him and stroke his.....




cock. Playing with that is more fun! Lulz.

Loopy

Cant believe you are talking about genitals in AH:eek:

First for everything eh

AnonoBoy

Can I just say that if I did shave or have a wife I would hate her to refer to me as her 'hubby'.

That's such a f*cking stupid sounding petname for a husband. Grounds for divorce. Grounds for frickin' divorce right there.

Shmuck

5318008! wrote: »

If women were really like this I'd seriously consider shaving my cock :pac:!

you got hair on your cock? is that normal?