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Rum drinking woes

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  • 05-05-2009 11:53pm
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    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭


    Hi guys, I am unfortunate enough to live in Fermoy. I have been drinking my usual Guiness followed by a few Captain Morgan.

    My problem comes from Capt. Morgan being replaced by Capt. Morgan Spiced. I have noticed since on a few occasions since that I have ventured into conversations about nice hairdoos, nice pants etc

    Could you recomend a new Rum before I become a full time bum-basher?
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    #2
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Go for JD it tastes like rum but is called whiskey. Nyom!


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    eddiehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    This one


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Rybka wrote: »
    Could you recomend a new Rum before I become a full time bum-basher?

    So you're only a part-time beater of the homeless at the moment?


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    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    As you would know - the homless are beaten for sport in Fermoy (as per our reasonable Gaa team) - I am more concerned about finding a Manly rum.


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    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    I heartily enjoy the odd dram of Capt. Morgan's spiced beverage, but I have yet to partake in discussions on the subjects of hair and fashion. Perhaps the problem is closer to home?

    You can pour a man's drink down the throat of a Thai ladyboy, but he (she?) will still be a Thai ladyboy. OP, I fear you have deeper issues to attend to than your choice of poison...


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    preilly79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 627 ✭✭✭preilly79


    Havanna Club, 7 year old or Goslings Black Seal.


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,901 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Rybka wrote: »
    Hi guys, I am unfortunate enough to live in Fermoy. I have been drinking my usual Guiness followed by a few Captain Morgan.

    My problem comes from Capt. Morgan being replaced by Capt. Morgan Spiced. I have noticed since on a few occasions since that I have ventured into conversations about nice hairdoos, nice pants etc

    Could you recomend a new Rum before I become a full time bum-basher?
    Get Out.

    Any Morgan Scallywag knows it was The Original Spiced Rum.

    Good day to you sir.

    And Kiera, JD is not just a whiskey, it is a Fine Sippin', Sour Mash Whiskey. And to be fair, is nothing like rum, where we place our Fine Spiced Morgan and the putrid Vodka.

    ....yeah. I need a drink now.. You both just happened to debase my best 2 liquors.


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Kiera wrote: »
    Go for JD it tastes like rum but is called whiskey. Nyom!

    Real men(and Keira) drink whiskey,grrrrrr:mad:


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    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Lamb's Navy Rum. Goes down especially well when mixed with the blood of a Fermoy virgin, but good luck finding one of those.


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    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    FruitLover wrote: »
    I heartily enjoy the odd dram of Capt. Morgan's spiced beverage, but I have yet to partake in discussions on the subjects of hair and fashion. Perhaps the problem is closer to home?

    You can pour a man's drink down the throat of a Thai ladyboy, but he (she?) will still be a Thai ladyboy. OP, I fear you have deeper issues to attend to than your choice of poison...


    As your name suggests - perhaps you should explore your sexuality - All I was was looking for was a Rum suggestion.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Real men(and Keira) drink whiskey,grrrrrr:mad:
    I am a real man!


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,901 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Kiera wrote: »
    I am a real man!
    Man....I feel like a woman. DAMN YOU SHANIAAAAAAA!!!!!


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    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Maybe you should drink doubles like a man? Just a suggestion :)

    captain morgans original spiced rum with gingerale and a dash of lime, yum.
    recently tried the same with cranberry juice instead of gingerale on the recommendation of a mate, savage stuff.


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    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    Will wrote: »
    Maybe you should drink doubles like a man? Just a suggestion :)

    captain morgans original spiced rum with gingerale and a dash of lime, yum.
    recently tried the same with cranberry juice instead of gingerale on the recommendation of a mate, savage stuff.

    Is this for real or a joke? I am looking for Rum advice - not how to bend over backwards - though each to their own i suppose......


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    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    try jameson


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    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Rybka wrote: »
    Is this for real or a joke? I am looking for Rum advice - not how to bend over backwards - though each to their own i suppose......

    Its for real, there's no body manipulation involved. I will spell it out for you;

    1 - Go to your local
    2 - Find the bar
    3 - Wait at the bar until you are served
    4 - Ask for a drink, as above I recommend double captain morgans with gingerale. Dash of lime if you are feeling adventerous.
    5 - Go to the corner of the bar and sit there on your own
    6 - Repeat steps 1 through 5 until you can no longer walk or run out of money, whichever comes first.

    OR

    You could just go to a new bar which has the other captain morgans you like. :)


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,901 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Actually jameson is almost better to sip than JD.


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    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Rybka wrote: »
    As your name suggests - perhaps you should explore your sexuality - All I was was looking for was a Rum suggestion.

    I like oranges, and I'm OK with it....

    Also, Captain Morgan's is perfectly fine for straight men.

    I suppose It's also OK for chocolate highway patrolmen too, if that ends up being your thing...


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    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Overheal wrote: »
    Man....I feel like a woman. DAMN YOU SHANIAAAAAAA!!!!!

    Man.....I'am confused:(


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    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    My problem exactly - order Captain Morgan - Mans drink.
    Order Captain Morgan Spiced - cut of testicles.

    What other Rums are there -
    Lambs - British Navy etc

    What is left???...


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    Fallen Buckshot
    Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭Fallen Buckshot


    Overheal wrote: »
    Actually jameson is almost better to sip than JD.

    to me jamesons tastes kinda watery compared to a good whiskey like powers :P

    Try Sailor Jerrys if ye can find it its along the lines of capt but 90 proof

    or if ya can get it the capt 100 proof... soooo goood


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    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    I think you need to re-evaluate your goals a bit. You're way too obsessed with homosexual behavior and proving your a 'manly man'


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Rybka wrote: »
    My problem exactly - order Captain Morgan - Mans drink.
    Order Captain Morgan Spiced - cut of testicles.

    What other Rums are there -
    Lambs - British Navy etc

    What is left???...
    Is your google borked?


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    #25
    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    Will wrote: »
    I think you need to re-evaluate your goals a bit. You're way too obsessed with homosexual behavior and proving your a 'manly man'


    Good God Will. I don't care if I a drinking with a straight, person, lesbian, bi, gay - I don't care. My point was about the lack of decent rums we get here..

    Going on about manly rums probably obscured that. Sry.


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    flynnser19
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭flynnser19


    omg captain morgan puts me in crazy mode aswell what is in that stuff??????


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    #27
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,901 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    flynnser19 wrote: »
    omg captain morgan puts me in crazy mode aswell what is in that stuff??????
    A swashbuckling good time, dammit!


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    #28
    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    Kiera wrote: »
    Is your google borked?

    Perhaps my google is 'borked', but only for Rum searches,

    But Jesus, you have the choice of all whiskys/whiskeys and choose JD. Re-align that search.


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    #29
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Rybka wrote: »
    But Jesus, you have the choice of all whiskys/whiskeys and choose JD. Re-align that search.

    HEY!!!Jack could kick Morgans ass any day!!He's not even a real captain ffs!!Keira,back me up here!


    :pac:


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    #30
    Rybka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭Rybka


    That could be an internet challenge - last to mash keyboard we assume is alive!


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    #31
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Rybka wrote: »
    That could be an internet challenge - last to mash keyboard we assume is alive!

    I have a bottle of Jack on stand-by for these situations:pac:


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