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I have a job interview tomorrow

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  • #52
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Er yes..what I meant was shake your jubblies and strip...


    Hmm, a course of action which can be applied to almost any situation...


  • #53
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Bloody women, coming over here taking our jobs...

    If the Govt took strong action to ban women from working, then men could replace them, getting paid more for the same jobs and contributing more taxes to the economy.


  • #54
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,028 ✭✭✭Wossack


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    when the interviewer asks you "where do see yourself in five years?"

    "..dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife.. uhh uhh doing your... son?"


  • #55
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    My boyfriend had an interview a couple of weeks ago, first interview since losing his job in December. They went through all the normal nterview procedure with him and when they asked him if he had any questions he asked where they'd be going on the Christmas party :rolleyes: Dickhead! He got the job though!


    This is by far the best comment on this thread.
    I have an interview tomorrow & I know I'm going to think of this when they ask me have I any questions.
    I'm just hoping I don't burst out into uncontrollable laughter :D


  • #56
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    well AHers

    im just back from the interview- went VERY well- even made her laugh:) yay!!!


  • #57
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    well AHers

    im just back from the interview- went VERY well- even made her laugh:) yay!!!
    Did you tickle her?


  • #58
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Dave! wrote: »
    Did you tickle her?

    no just made a joke
    d u h :)


  • #59
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no just made a joke
    d u h :)

    Did you go with the crotchless chaps in the end?


  • #60
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    waraf wrote: »
    Did you go with the crotchless chaps in the end?

    no just went as me:)


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  • #61
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    You, with crotchless chaps?


  • #62
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Dave! wrote: »
    You, with crotchless chaps?

    no :p


  • #63
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    pffftt.........


  • #64
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no :p

    You, with nothing on so..


  • #65
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Disease Ridden wrote: »
    touch wood!

    That was already suggested in the first reply.


  • #66
    chinapples
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭chinapples


    be yourself!

    drop the hand if its a guy....you being female or gay

    just be yourself..if it's a female interviewer...you are kinda screwed if she is though....

    women can be cruel!


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  • #67
    chinapples
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭chinapples


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no just went as me:)

    just saw post........good on you!


  • #68
    nitrogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭nitrogen


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    when the interviewer asks you "where do see yourself in five years?"

    Unemployed, sleeping rough with a nasty crack habit.

    This question along with what-are-your-weaknesses show a major lack of imagination from the employer. Their main purpose is to test the interviewee's ability to bullsh!t.


  • #69
    chickenhawk
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭chickenhawk


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no just went as me:)

    Naked??

    Edit to curse slow internet connection!


  • #70
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    i got the job:)


  • #71
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i got the job:)
    Ah good stuff, I'll have a tea please, 2 sugars.


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  • #72
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,028 ✭✭✭Wossack


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i got the job:)

    congrats :)


  • #73
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i got the job:)


    Best of luck in your new job :)


  • #74
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i got the job:)

    great, now pass some of that karma forward, i've got one on tuesday.


  • #75
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    i got the job:)
    Congrats :)
    Christ that was fast!

    You definately went nekkid


  • #76
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    great, now pass some of that karma forward, i've got one on tuesday.

    A bit of advice for Tuesday...

    If the interviewer cracks a Mary Harney joke, don't lose your temper like you do with me. Take a deep breath, pretend he or she has a quoted a "funny" line from The Importance Of Being Ernest and laugh!

    Now go get'em tiger!

    Best of luck Tuesday.


  • #77
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    A bit of advice for Tuesday...

    If the interviewer cracks a Mary Harney joke, don't lose your temper like you do with me. Take a deep breath, pretend he or she has a quoted a "funny" line from The Importance Of Being Ernest and laugh!

    Now go get'em tiger!

    Best of luck Tuesday.

    If they make a shit joke, i'll punch them in the face.
    Mediocrity shouldn't be rewarded.

    Thanks for the support though!


  • #78
    Sean Quagmire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    pistol whip him/her

    mmmmmmm


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