Chelsea v Barcelona

tc20

Serious outbreak of swine flu in London - 38000 people reported to be as sick as pigs in Stamford Bridge


Try typing "Chelsea" into your sat-nav - apparently its only two minutes from Rome

Homer

Thought you were going to Rome?

Talk to Frank.

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Why do women love Chelsea?

They can stay on top for ninety minutes and still come second!

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how do you get a cork back into a champagne bottle? i dunno ask a chelsea fan!

cruizer22b

John Terry has been quoted as saying he feels Chelsea were robbed against Barcelona.

Marks & Spencers have said "Now he knows how we feel when his mum has been in there store"

Podge2k7

Homer wrote: »

Thought you were going to Rome?

Talk to Frank.

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Why do women love Chelsea?

They can stay on top for ninety minutes and still come second!

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how do you get a cork back into a champagne bottle? i dunno ask a chelsea fan!

lol

I just heard that Chelsea will be sponsored by Viagra next season. A spokesman said "the club was willing to try anything to get past a semi"

maddogcollins

bringing my dog to next chelsea training session...gonna show them how to hold onto a lead.

Mossin

I absolutely love these jokes. My dad is a Chelsea fan and I've bombarded him with text messages telling him them!!

I'm only disappointed I couldnt see his face, not only when Barca scored but, when he received the texts.

Keep them coming!

Jako8

Xylophonic

MBC

ShagNastii

There is gold here

http://twdforums.com/showthread.php?p=853597

Homer

CyberWaste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_BjKLt3JXA

:D