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A few Marriage jokes !

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  • 07-05-2009 2:07pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too
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    Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
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    'Tell me, young man,' said the father to his prospective son-in-law, 'if my daughter marries you, and I give her a substantial dowry, what have you to offer her in return?' 'I'll give you a receipt.'

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    Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

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    A man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He was glad for the interlude because it taught him how much his wife loved him.
    She was so thrilled to have him around that when a delivery man or the postlman arrived, she ran out and yelled,
    "My husband's home! My husband's home!"


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