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Best thing you've heard while being in pub/houseparty

  • 07-05-2009 10:48pm
    #1
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭


    Ok so I was at a houseparty the other night and I heard this..

    Person 1: I hate drinking with ametures

    Person 2: An hour ago you threw up in the sink!!

    Thought it was hilarious :D. Just wondering what was the best thing you've heard or said while being out


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  • #2
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I'd say you had a GREAT night. The personalites of the described have so much in common with your sig.


  • #3
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Hi handsome;)


  • #4
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Hi handsome;)

    How you doin:pac:


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ye gar ye gar ye gar YE GAR YE GAR YE GAR ye gar ye gar


  • #6
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    ye gar ye gar ye gar YE GAR YE GAR YE GAR ye gar ye gar

    OH DEAR GOD NO!!!


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  • #7
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    A7X wrote: »
    OH DEAR GOD NO!!!

    have i been at a houseparty with you?


  • #8
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Vain wrote: »
    How are you doing? :)
    I've upgraded you :)


  • #9
    Lolabugs
    Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭Lolabugs


    Other night in the pub:

    Sisters OH: You know the way wine is more a girls drink?
    Sister: Yeah
    Sisters OH: Is that why men get man boobs? Because they drink wine?

    and he was dead serious :eek:


  • #10
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    If your at a pub, house party and you remember stuff that happened, your not doing it right.



    Abigayle wrote: »
    I've upgraded you :)

    How much did that cost me:D


  • #11
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Not something that was said per se, but I got so drunk I **** my pants in the bathroom with my face in the toilet bowl. True story


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  • #12
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Check it out dude, it's Stifler's mom...


  • #13
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    "Do fat lads willy's get fat?"

    I didn't hear the answer as I pissed myself.


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    kwestfan08 wrote: »
    Ok so I was at a houseparty the other night and I heard this..

    Person 1: I hate drinking with ametures

    Person 2: An hour ago you threw up in the sick!!

    That was not the best thing you've ever heard a house party.

    Why would you lie to us? Why? WHY?


  • #15
    IRISH RAIL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭IRISH RAIL


    hot girl i pulled one night; I have a garden gate
    me thats no good to me I live in an apartment
    hot girl; better still we can put it on your table
    me; what the fu2k are you on??
    hot girl; coke
    me; oh right an eight

    true story


  • #16
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    "Do fat lads willy's get fat?"

    I didn't hear the answer as I pissed myself.

    yes:D


  • #17
    newballsplease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    "Do fat lads willy's get fat?"

    I didn't hear the answer as I pissed myself.

    so anorexic mens willy's puke?!


  • #18
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    newballsplease wrote: »
    so anorexic mens willy's puke?!

    No but lack of sex makes it get skinnier


  • #19
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    A7X wrote: »
    No but lack of sex makes it get skinnier

    Does sex on your own count?


  • #20
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Does sex on your own count?

    No. Then it's just getting sick.


  • #21
    naasface
    Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭naasface


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    "Do fat lads willy's get fat?"

    I didn't hear the answer as I pissed myself.

    do they?


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  • #22
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    naasface wrote: »
    do they?


    I didn't hear the answer....

    ....but I know what ya meant.....


  • #23
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Guy 1: (While extremely pissed and laughing): You're not gonna believe it, I just took a shít in their kettle.
    Guy 2: This is our house you fúcking retard.
    Guy 1: Oh yeah, ah well, still funny. I don't drink tea.


  • #24
    halfinch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭halfinch


    Person sitting beside me
    Look a your man on your right, no not that right your other right!!


  • #25
    Pete P Peterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭Pete P Peterson


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    "Do fat lads willy's get fat?"

    I didn't hear the answer as I pissed myself.

    With your fat willy?


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