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Letters between husband and wife!

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  • 09-05-2009 1:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭


    A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the Dining room table:

    'To My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

    Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight.'


    When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room table WIFE`S LETTER

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
    Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.
    Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Could you please fix all the font?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Enjoyed that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭L_gaucho


    tryu wrote: »
    A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the Dining room table:




    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you're at the Comfort Inn, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
    Assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.
    18 goes into 54 a lot more times that 54 goes into 18
    Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.


    I think you were missing the punchline there..(or maybe lost it correcting the font...)


  • Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭tryu


    Husband says he will be home before midnight
    Wife says she will not be home until some tomorrow (as her younger lover is ...)


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