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One for the girls

  • 09-05-2009 4:03pm
    #1
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭


    It is not commonly known, but the Bible was wrong about the act of creation. Eve came first, and God placed her in the Garden of Eden.

    The next day he came to visit her and asked how she was doin'
    "Oh it's nice here God" Eve said, "but why did you give me three breasts? The middle one pushes the other outwards and they get in the way of my arms."
    "Oh yes, I see." God said. "I just looked at the number that the cows have and fitted as many in as I could. I'll fix it straight away." He swiftly removed her centre breast and tossed it into the bushes.
    Next day he visited Eve again. "Now, are you happy?" He asked.
    "Well...I'm a bit lonely," she said. "All the animals have mates, but I have no-one."
    "Ah. Of course." God said. "I'll fix it. I just need a part of your body and I can make a mate for you. Now...What did I do with that useless tit?"


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  • #2
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭phill106


    ART6 wrote: »
    It is not commonly known, but the Bible was wrong about the act of creation. Eve came first, and God placed her in the Garden of Eden.

    The next day he came to visit her and asked how she was doin'
    "Oh it's nice here God" Eve said, "but why did you give me three breasts? The middle one pushes the other outwards and they get in the way of my arms."
    "Oh yes, I see." God said. "I just looked at the number that the cows have and fitted as many in as I could. I'll fix it straight away." He swiftly removed her centre breast and tossed it into the bushes.
    Next day he visited Eve again. "Now, are you happy?" He asked.
    "Well...I'm a bit lonely," she said. "All the animals have mates, but I have no-one."
    "Ah. Of course." God said. "I'll fix it. I just need a part of your body and I can make a mate for you. Now...What did I do with that useless tit?"

    blasphemy! that will be 1000000 please, payable to me@boards.ie


  • #3
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    its funny cos its true........


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