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A few for the lads

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  • 09-05-2009 7:42pm
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    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭


    A guy gets a phone call from his wife:

    Wife: "John, I've just filled the car with petrol, but I'm afraid to go in and pay for it"

    Husband: "Why?"

    Wife: "Because of the Swine Flu"

    Husband: "That's in MEXICO you fucking eejit, not TEXACO!"

    Q: How do you know ET was a Pro Life Non Smoker ?

    A: Because he looks like one.

    Travellers are worshiping a new God

    Hosanna in the Hiace

    Apparently Joseph Fritzel was a closet Raver

    He was really big into 'Underground House Music'

    Kid says to his dad

    Kid: "Dad I heard a word in school, but I think it's a Swear word"

    Dad: "What word was that then son?"

    Kid: "Cunt"

    Dad: YES thats a swear word, which I NEVER want to hear you using!! Do you understand ???!!!"

    Kid: "OK Dad, but what does it mean??"

    *Dad shows kid a picture of a naked woman*

    Dad: "Do you see the hairy bit between that womans legs??"

    Kid: "Yes Dad"

    Dad: "Well thats a Vagina, everything surrounding it is a "cunt"


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