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  • #5652
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    COH wrote: »
    ACTUALLY...

    Please, can we replace 'regards' with 'go f**k yourself'

    Pretty please

    BACKED. Hard.


  • #5653
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    COH wrote: »
    ACTUALLY...

    Please, can we replace 'regards' with 'go f**k yourself'

    Pretty please

    I dont think we can

    regards

    D


    :P


  • #5654
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    the drifter wrote: »
    I dont think we can

    regards

    D


    :P

    Actually i have no problem signing my posts with

    go f**K yourself

    D


  • #5655
    TommyKnocker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,829 ✭✭✭TommyKnocker


    COH wrote: »
    ACTUALLY...

    Please, can we replace 'regards' with 'go f**k yourself'

    Pretty please

    This would just get changed to <Mod Snip>Offensive Term Removed</Mod Snip> :D:D:D


    Best <Mod Snip>Offensive Term Removed</Mod Snip>

    M


  • #5656
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    B-Builder wrote: »
    This would just get changed to <Mod Snip>Offensive Term Removed</Mod Snip> :D:D:D


    Best <Mod Snip>Offensive Term Removed</Mod Snip>

    M

    mwhaaa love it...


  • #5657
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    hahahahahaha.

    There's nothing anywhere that says you can't fuckin curse?


  • #5658
    gavtron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭gavtron


    B-Builder wrote: »
    Hi All

    I have seen and read the new rules and Hanely is correct, they do not expressly mention "referral links". However when Choons posted his question I went and asked the Administrators what was boards policy on the MP codes. The feedback that I received from an administrator was that the putting the MP codes in your sig was considered a referral link and therefore contravenes the signature rules of Boards.ie. Any such links which either come to the attention of the Sig police or are reported will be deleted.

    For anybody who wants to hear it straight from the higher powers, please post a question on the Signature Forum.


    Best Regards,

    M

    I got the same answer from Gordon on that forum, referrals are not allowed but as Hanley said it's not in the rules. So they either need to change the rules to include it or let us use them. There are other users there with "referrals" to Dropbox and other stuff so why not MP?

    Obviously that question wasn't directed at you B-Builder, more rhetorical than anything...personally I don't see the harm in them, but that's just me.


  • #5659
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,642 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    It wasn'y just MP refs, mine was deleted too, a totally different area, that has been always allowed


  • #5660
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    catching up on the main pages thread this morning. Wow.Smells of win. Most entertaining posts iv seen in a while.


  • #5661
    kevpants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,863 ✭✭✭kevpants


    brianthebard wrote: »
    No you need to buy bigger pants.

    You called?

    In other news...


    Oh how I've wrecked my back. Same bottom right hand side I hurt 18 months ago. But yé tho tis much worse.

    Woke at 5am by babypants and it took me 5mins to get out of the bed to take a leak. It took twice that to get back in. I stood next to the bed sobbing that there was no way I could bend to get into the scratcher.

    Eventually a stunningly graceful lunge-into-sissy-squat manoeuvre allowed me to return to horizontal-ness.

    Narrow stance, high bar, pause squats are to blame, that and neglecting my glute activation stuff for the past while.


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  • #5662
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Glute dysfunction is such a pain in the arse.


  • #5663
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    ULstudent wrote: »
    catching up on the main pages thread this morning. Wow.Smells of win. Most entertaining posts iv seen in a while.

    that timetogetfat guy is quality entertainment.


  • #5664
    Carl Sagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Carl Sagan


    I got a dog! P280810_1342.jpg I'm posting because someone actually suggested the name Hanley!


  • #5665
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    Carl Sagan wrote: »
    I got a dog! P280810_1342.jpg I'm posting because someone actually suggested the name Hanley!

    You have my blessing.


  • #5666
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Vampirekiss.

    That's him isn't it. Took me a minute


  • #5667
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    i demand i am allowed bring my dog to work.....


  • #5668
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    Vampirekiss.

    That's him isn't it. Took me a minute

    And JuanVeron

    Wasn't there something about banning people with multiple accounts?


  • #5669
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Carl Sagan wrote: »
    I got a dog! P280810_1342.jpg I'm posting because someone actually suggested the name Hanley!

    Wub Wub.:o


  • #5670
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    the drifter wrote: »
    Thank you gentlemen...

    No way... Are we finally getting rid of him?


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  • #5671
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    New gym in the town has a bench press. The j-hooks slide out, then back in themselves when you take the bar. :eek:

    Never seen anything like that before! Can't even find a picture of one online.


  • #5672
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Hanley wrote: »
    And JuanVeron

    Wasn't there something about banning people with multiple accounts?

    Actually it was never proven that ttgf was a re-reg of those banned accounts. If it was, the poster would no longer be on the forum. So ttgf is being given the same chances to make up for wrongs done (as many other people have) as anyone else and if they break the rules they'll be dealt with accordingly.

    So please guys no more discussion of this here.


  • #5673
    COH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,296 ✭✭✭COH


    Someone was doing prowler sprints today using the harness.

    He managed to put the harness on backwards, and was cutting the balls off himself running, I dont think I've ever laughed so much as I did today seeing the look on his face as he sprinted in agony cupping himself.

    Strangely enough he then managed to flip the entire prowler too, sending the poles and weights flying. I still cant figure out how he did it.


  • #5674
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    COH wrote: »
    Someone was doing prowler sprints today using the harness.

    He managed to put the harness on backwards, and was cutting the balls off himself running, I dont think I've ever laughed so much as I did today seeing the look on his face as he sprinted in agony cupping himself.

    I've done this.

    Didn't take long to realise bollock pain was not a part in sled dragging and that I had it on wrong.


  • #5675
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    I saw something today that made me laugh while simultaneously shocked me.

    Internetz coming to life kind of thing.

    1st couple of days back in school over.
    3 days down, 165 to go


  • #5676
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Liam Henners257 wrote: »
    I saw something today that made me laugh while simultaneously shocked me.

    Internetz coming to life kind of thing.

    Which was?


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  • #5677
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    Which was?

    couldnt possibly say.

    Ive been sworn to secrecy.

    woohoo for my new IP JAKT t shirt.

    Now people will know Im not just "toned", Im JAKT


  • #5678
    Will Heffernan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    Liam Henners257 wrote: »
    couldnt possibly say.

    Ive been sworn to secrecy.

    woohoo for my new IP JAKT t shirt.

    Now people will know Im not just "toned", Im JAKT
    You're f*cking giddy aren't you? I so wish I had a camera to capture your face....it was like a double double take...it couldn't have been more dramatic if you had of taken your glasses off...rubbbed your eyes then fainted :)


  • #5679
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    This is what you want

    http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/318792488/Body_building_fitness_products_VIBRATIONAL_DUMBBELL.html


  • #5680
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Liam Henners257 wrote: »
    couldnt possibly say.

    Ive been sworn to secrecy.

    woohoo for my new IP JAKT t shirt.

    Now people will know Im not just "toned", Im JAKT

    I know


    you found out what a calorie is....


  • #5681
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    Will Heffernan wrote: »
    You're f*cking giddy aren't you? I so wish I had a camera to capture your face....it was like a double double take...it couldn't have been more dramatic if you had of taken your glasses off...rubbbed your eyes then fainted :)


    yeah, Im very giddy.
    I already had the friday feeling and now thats been multiplied by 10 and then added to the amount of endorphins released after doing 80 odd reps of deadlifting!

    you wanted to take a picture of my reaction while i wanted to take a picture just to prove what i was seeing wasnt a figment of my imagination


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  • #5682
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    this is just mean


  • #5683
    Will Heffernan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭Will Heffernan


    Liam Henners257 wrote: »
    yeah, Im very giddy.
    I already had the friday feeling and now thats been multiplied by 10 and then added to the amount of endorphins released after doing 80 odd reps of deadlifting!

    you wanted to take a picture of my reaction while i wanted to take a picture just to prove what i was seeing wasnt a figment of my imagination
    Reality is way stranger than the internet....sorry for blowing your mind. I should of put a sign outside to warn people on the internet that they might get their little minds warped if they entered.


  • #5684
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Drop some plates up to Phat L this evening....

    not even a hello...all i got was " Jesus Christ your gone hairy"


  • #5685
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    40944_122093484508586_100001238048696_140628_5556705_n.jpg

    Front and back mower setup.....NICE!

    yes ive offically lost the plot....


  • #5686
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    That's hawt.








    wtf?


  • #5687
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    the drifter wrote: »
    40944_122093484508586_100001238048696_140628_5556705_n.jpg

    Front and back mower setup.....NICE!

    yes ive offically lost the plot....

    WANT


  • #5688
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    So want....and that case with the buck rake in the background looks like fun too.....

    I maintain i could get clocked for speeding in the case with both mowers while choppin grass....


  • #5689
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    the drifter wrote: »
    So want....and that case with the buck rake in the background looks like fun too.....

    I maintain i could get clocked for speeding in the case with both mowers while choppin grass....

    you'd get a good 30+ mph out of it


  • #5690
    Hanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,981 ✭✭✭✭Hanley


    I'm off to climb this beast today. That'll be my cardio.

    sugarloaf.jpg


  • #5691
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Hanley wrote: »
    I'm off to climb this beast today. That'll be my cardio.

    sugarloaf.jpg

    which cow are you climbing up on? :P


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  • #5692
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Hanley wrote: »
    I'm off to climb this beast today. That'll be my cardio.

    sugarloaf.jpg

    Never got the buzz over the sugar loaf.
    Dubs seem to love it.

    I'd much rather be further up.


  • #5693
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    WANT

    That's almost the size of you


  • #5694
    Chris89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭Chris89


    Bray head is at least twice as big as the sug'


  • #5695
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Chris89 wrote: »
    Bray head is at least twice as big as the sug'

    You know that we are talking about the big sugerloaf yes?


  • #5696
    Chris89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭Chris89


    Yep

    Bray head is the highest peak in ireland.

    everyone knows that


  • #5697
    d'Oracle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    :D

    Thats Jesus ACTUAL cross on the top.


  • #5698
    Chris89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭Chris89


    Jesus must have been a beast to carry that up to the top, i suppose though the amount of protein and carbs hes getting out of that magic bread and fish combo. Hes got to be stacked.


  • #5699
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    ULstudent wrote: »
    That's almost the size of you

    hahaha,

    that was wicked funny today.


  • #5700
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUrqGFxV3Q


    EPIC

    Some of the comments are brilliant aswell
    this song cured my AIDs


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  • #5701
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    hahaha,

    that was wicked funny today.

    no sooner do i make a comment aimed a ya and you're recognised from boards!


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