Squats the story - the Off Topic Thread...

itsallaboutheL · 29-01-2011 12:02am

WANT

Frogdog · 29-01-2011 1:59am

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

WANT

Bit small for you, aren't they?

itsallaboutheL · 29-01-2011 2:00am

Frogdog wrote: »

Bit small for you, aren't they?

I'm a smurf.

discus · 29-01-2011 2:08am

Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

itsallaboutheL · 29-01-2011 2:13am

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

discus · 29-01-2011 2:21am

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT

This could take a while... Rolling on the floor laughing should he manipulate siteban for ones access into dis mutha****ing thread?

itsallaboutheL · 29-01-2011 2:24am

discus wrote: »

This could take a while... Rolling on the floor laughing should he manipulate siteban for ones access into dis mutha****ing thread?

Quality.

discus · 29-01-2011 2:29am

Quality.

I'll take that.

Rycn · 29-01-2011 2:37am

discus wrote: »

Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

You forgot to put CPT after his name :rolleyes:

the drifter · 29-01-2011 10:01am

discus wrote: »

Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

of all the trolling and lol cats and banter if seen on boards...nothing made me laugh like this did

d'Oracle · 29-01-2011 11:04am

discus wrote: »

Just home from a few drinks with a mate. She was telling me that she was seeing a personal trainer for a few weeks, who promised weight loss but since she started she has been gaining weight... All following the diets and training that this chap has been prescibing

Then she told me this chancer was looking for a few hundred quid for very few personal training sessions... I asked his name... J*Y FAR***T LOL

Just out of curiosity.
Is this actual factual?

discus · 29-01-2011 1:45pm

d'Oracle wrote: »

Just out of curiosity.
Is this actual factual?

Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

Remmy · 29-01-2011 2:31pm

discus wrote: »

Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

Ha I remember that guy he was class.Deadlifts 4 bicepz ftw!!

the drifter · 29-01-2011 2:32pm

discus wrote: »

Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

Did will make her dump him?? home wrecker!!!:p

discus · 29-01-2011 2:59pm

drifter wrote:

Did will make her dump him?? home wrecker!!!

No, they had gone their separate ways a while ago!

Has anyone tried to do a bacon weave before? I'm giving it a go tonight, just gona wrap up some suasages in it, and see how it goes. Actually, does anyone know what rashers/bacon cuts would work best for it? Suggestions for fillings other than sausages wanted plz too

gymfreak · 29-01-2011 3:14pm

discus wrote: »

Yeah yeah. She came in to IP today for a conditioning session, and a talk with Will. A few things have been straightened out!

Haha..I was actually gonna ask ya this morning was that the Jay Farrant girl..but then I wasnt sure if it was an insult..
I'm sure she see's the funny side of it now:)

discus · 29-01-2011 3:28pm

Yeah that was her. I think she's happy enough now to understand what level of instruction and attention to detail one should expect when handing over money for personal training!

itsallaboutheL · 29-01-2011 7:11pm

discus wrote: »

No, they had gone their separate ways a while ago!

Has anyone tried to do a bacon weave before? I'm giving it a go tonight, just gona wrap up some suasages in it, and see how it goes. Actually, does anyone know what rashers/bacon cuts would work best for it? Suggestions for fillings other than sausages wanted plz too

These lads are pretty handy with the aul bacon weave

discus · 29-01-2011 7:32pm

The bacon weave has evolved to the bacon plate! Brilliant!!

Sangre · 29-01-2011 7:33pm

Nothing better than a cold PWO in a warm jacuzzi after a tough session!

Rycn · 29-01-2011 7:41pm

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

These lads are pretty handy with the aul bacon weave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lF_w3im90M

Brilliant!

Rycn · 03-02-2011 7:40am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

itsallaboutheL · 03-02-2011 8:31pm

Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

I hate this place.

Chet Zar · 03-02-2011 8:52pm

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

I hate this place.

What thread was that???

kevpants · 03-02-2011 8:59pm

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

I hate this place.

You should have seen the response I'd penned. Tried to post... BAM... No thread.

I really wanted to post because I know I'm one of his crettins!

itsallaboutheL · 03-02-2011 9:02pm

kevpants wrote: »

You should have seen the response I'd penned. Tried to post... BAM... No thread.

Sick of it tbh.

Charter should be udated to include "fun can get the actual fock out"

I'd even taken a pic of a fruit pastille balancing on shelfie.

Red Cortina · 03-02-2011 9:11pm

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Did they actually deleted yer mans thread calling everybody out?

I hate this place.

I saw it and was looking forward to having a few entertaining reads out of it!! Very disappointedd:(

Chet Zar · 03-02-2011 9:14pm

Locking threads is one thing but deleting them is just lamesville.

Edwardius · 03-02-2011 9:33pm

and here was me about to post a picture of mike mentzer.

boomtown84 · 03-02-2011 10:29pm

anyone reckon it's jay farrant cpt in disguise??would explain a lot!

Mellor · 04-02-2011 2:18am

Mods, can you undelete, and lock

Need a friday laugh

Parsley · 04-02-2011 4:10am

Mellor wrote: »

Mods, can you undelete, and lock

Need a friday laugh

agree.

the drifter · 04-02-2011 10:05am

I had a big long rant posted....but its friday and its pointless...

so here is some Dave Grohl instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygYYOeVoVgk

Khannie · 04-02-2011 10:51am

Shut up the lot of ye. That thread descended into crap within ten minutes. You can dream on if you think I'm gonna leave that kind of rubbish around.

discus · 05-02-2011 2:50am

gymsoldier · 05-02-2011 11:33am

kevpants wrote: »

You should have seen the response I'd penned

Ha do you pre-write all youre come backs haha

kevpants · 05-02-2011 7:02pm

gymsoldier wrote: »

Ha do you pre-write all youre come backs haha

Yes.

But not this one.

Obviously.

itsallaboutheL · 06-02-2011 3:12pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

d'Oracle · 08-02-2011 2:26pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfHD1kF41U

Better than me.

The next bennie at 3:40.

Remmy · 08-02-2011 7:48pm

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

Did anyone else think Darth Vader was going to get knocked down by the car?just me then...

itsallaboutheL · 08-02-2011 7:50pm

I have some sort of Instant Onset Muscle Soreness.

Brian? · 08-02-2011 8:15pm

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I have some sort of Instant Onset Muscle Soreness.

Is that not cramp?

Hanley · 08-02-2011 11:24pm

briankeating wrote: »

Is that not camp?

FYP.

Sangre · 09-02-2011 5:51pm

Everybody's favourite Tony Quinn seems to be in some trouble.

Quinn found in breach of financial duty to oil firm
PAUL CULLEN

Wed, Feb 09, 2011

YOGA GURU Tony Quinn is in breach of his fiduciary duties to the Central American oil company of which he is a director, a court in the Caribbean has found.

The judgment by the Eastern Caribbean Supreme Court is likely to result in Mr Quinn having to pay significant damages to a fellow director of the company, International Natural Energy (INE).

The court has also ordered him to purchase the shares fellow director Paul Marriott owns in INE in accordance with an independent valuation of the company’s shares.

The court’s decision is the latest twist in a long-running row in the firm since it discovered huge reserves of oil in Belize. INE and its subsidiary Belize Natural Energy has earned hundreds of millions of euro in revenues since 2005 but has never paid a dividend.

Most of its shareholders are small investors from Ireland who had some previous involvement with Mr Quinn through his training seminars or other ventures. The majority of these shareholders remain loyal to the businessman but a minority have grown increasingly frustrated at the failure to pay dividends and the lack of financial information from the company.

Last July, Mr Marriott, one of the founders of the company, filed a lawsuit against INE, Mr Quinn and another founder and director, Susan Morrice. The action was filed in the Caribbean island of Nevis, the offshore tax haven in which the company is incorporated. Mr Quinn was not involved when oil was discovered but was invited to join the board two years later because he was “instrumental” in securing the majority of investments, Ms Morrice has told the court. She denied Mr Marriott’s claims that the company was being manipulated to the detriment of shareholders.

Last January, the court struck out INE’s defence, ordered the company to open its books to Mr Marriott and ordered it not to release any funds under a loan release programme.

The company has since appealed this judgment and a stay has been put on the court’s order. Mr Quinn, who lives in the Bahamas, did not file a defence against the action.

Last week, Mr Justice Albert Redhead of the Eastern Caribbean Supreme Court found that he had breached his fiduciary duties to INE and ordered him to pay the costs of the action.

Mr Quinn can appeal the judgment but would first have to explain why he did not enter a defence.

Responding to the judgment, Mr Marriott said he hoped that INE would disassociate itself from Mr Quinn and immediately seek to recover from him damages suffered by shareholders as a result of the breach of fiduciary duty to INE. He said he went to court as a last resort after being refused information about INE.

Another director, Jean Cornec, is taking legal action seeking millions of euro he claims were owed to him after he sold his shareholding.

Among the founders of the oil company were two women from Northern Ireland, Ms Morrice and Sheila McCaffrey, as well as Mr Cornec and Mr Marriott.

© 2011 The Irish Times

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2011/0209/1224289345045.html?via=mr