Squats the story - the Off Topic Thread...

Jarren

Hanley
Gummy Panda
Alanstrainor
rubadub
blindjustice
Biggins
Makikomi
foggy_lad
Gordon
bluewolf
Khannie

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No females this year

TheBellJar

Jarren wrote: »

Hanley
Gummy Panda
Alanstrainor
rubadub
blindjustice
Biggins
Makikomi
foggy_lad
Gordon
bluewolf
Khannie

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No females this year

Eh Bluewolf is very much female!

Jarren

TheBellJar wrote: »

Eh Bluewolf is very much female!

Scuba Ste

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

I've a few hours to kill in Dublin city tomorrow. Is there any decent payg gyms? Might as well do something useful.

Morton Stadium and Ballymun Council gym are PAYG if your looking on the Northside. €8. Morton may not be well equipped enough though.

Stench Blossoms

COH wrote: »

If you get in before 3pm ask for Kieran and avail of the COH is totally sound discount

Can you show me how to do a push press properly?

Nervous Wreck

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

Can you show me how to do a push press properly?

Pretty sure COH reckons push presses are too much cardio.... :pac:

jugger0

Antisocialiser wrote: »

Awww! All i got you were these flowers(sp?)

Jarren

I was shown this app today by the archery coach

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.techsmith.apps.coachseye&hl=en

I know it costs 3.75 Euro to buy but it looks like good teaching tool.

Stench Blossoms

I went to Raw and got the 'COH is totally sound' discount.

Left satisfied

Dathai

*Waits for Dave Tate's version with added chains*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q-fNlcqGgc

Hanley

Dathai wrote: »

*Waits for Dave Tate's version with added chains*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q-fNlcqGgc

That's very clever.

squod

Dathai wrote: »

*Waits for Dave Tate's version with added chains*

Waits for signs in every gym in the world banning it.

the drifter

squod wrote: »

Waits for signs in every gym in the world banning it.

waits for it to be included in a wod with burpee pullups...

Gummy Panda

There is a sign in my gym now saying if the weights aren't put back on the rack, they will be removed due to female members of staff and health & safety.

Fair enough but if they remove the weights I want out of membership. They are afraid to tell members to fùck off because they'll lose revenue but expect me to pay for limited equipment.

Went into dumbbell section and half the rack is on the floor with bicep boys hording different weights for chest and arms.

squod

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Went into dumbbell section and half the rack is on the floor with bicep boys hording different weights for chest and arms.

International chest and arms day. Avoid Mondays !

jugger0

Gummy Panda wrote: »

There is a sign in my gym now saying if the weights aren't put back on the rack, they will be removed due to female members of staff and health & safety.

Fair enough but if they remove the weights I want out of membership. They are afraid to tell members to fùck off because they'll lose revenue but expect me to pay for limited equipment.

Went into dumbbell section and half the rack is on the floor with bicep boys hording different weights for chest and arms.

Tell them to hire people who actually lift.

Stench Blossoms

Gummy Panda wrote: »

There is a sign in my gym now saying if the weights aren't put back on the rack, they will be removed due to female members of staff and health & safety.

Why did they have to mention females there? Could they not just health and safety reasons?

Gummy Panda

Stench Blossoms wrote: »

Why did they have to mention females there? Could they not just health and safety reasons?

I assume its because women are naturally weaker then men and the guys who lift need reminding that a weight that is light to them could be a considerable part of someones bodyweight e.g. asking a 60kg woman to lift a 35kg dumbbell onto the rack. Well thats my take on it anyway.

COH

Gummy Panda wrote: »

There is a sign in my gym now saying if the weights aren't put back on the rack, they will be removed due to female members of staff and health & safety.

I'd love to implement that rule for one Monday evening... by Tuesday there would be literally no plates, dumbbells, kettlebells, olympic bars, or anything else left in the gym and I'd never have to pick of anyone else's sh*t ever again...

God I hate the general public sometimes...

... by sometimes I mean all the time, and by the general public I really mean students

doctorwhogirl

COH wrote: »

I'd love to implement that rule for one Monday evening... by Tuesday there would be literally no plates, dumbbells, kettlebells, olympic bars, or anything else left in the gym and I'd never have to pick of anyone else's sh*t ever again...

God I hate the general public sometimes...

... by sometimes I mean all the time, and by the general public I really mean students

Drives me MAD when people don't put stuff back.

The free weights area in my gym is an absolute state. What's more, there is a free weights area downstairs with dumbbells from 1kg-7kg and then all the heavy ones are upstairs in a free weights area. Which is a men's area basically. Which is seriously annoying because as someone said already they're usually hoarding sets of dumbells for chest and arms and all I ever see 80% of them doing up there is spurring each other on during sets i.e. standing around taking up space. Also annoying because then I have to lug the dumbbells to where there is space and lug them back up. (stairs I might add, stairs!)


Gas today though. I went up to get 10kgs for an exercise and there was the usual gang of lads. Of course the dumbbells were everywhere and I couldn't see the ones I needed. One of the lads then handed me a 4kg that was hanging around and said, and I quote, "There you go". At which I said "No, it's these I want thanks" grabbed the 10kgs and toddled off down the stairs. The cheek :P

Sorry for rant, there are lovely lads in the free weights that are very helpful...today was not one of those days.

Gauge

The free weights area in my gym is pretty bad as well. There's only one set of each weight for the most part so it can get really irritating when you're looking for a particular set, they could be anywhere. Also hate when people leave heavy weights on the barbells, it can be really difficult to remove them!

There was a guy at my gym yesterday who had constructed what I can only describe as Mount Dumbbell for himself. He had about 10 sets of weights hoarded in a pile up in his corner

chocolatechips

My gym is dreadful for having dumbbells left around and large groups of lads taking over certain equipment.

The latter bothers me more because surely if you come to the gym with five of your friends, you should all use different machines instead of all of you using the same machine for 40 minutes, and then moving on to another and doing the exact same thing!

MrStuffins

Sup guys, didn't wanna start a new thread on this because they're pretty simple questions:

I'm about to start weight training after losing a considerable amount of weight. Part of the way i was able to lose the weight I guess is because I was able to track it properly and it became self motivating.

Firstly, does anyone know of a decent app for recording progress when i'm doing the weights programme? I'd ideally like to be able to track changes in weight lifted and track the particular nutrients i'll need to be hitting each day. I'd been using MyFitnessPal for the weight loss, would anyone recommend a better one specifically for what i'm trying or will MFP do?

Secondly, I hear that 3 sets of 10-12 of each exercise is what I need to be aiming for. What is the best way to figure out what weight I should be lifting starting off? Should I go to the gym and test out each exercise until i'm able to just do 10-12 of each exercise?

Apologies for the seemingly silly questions, but i'd just like to get off on the right foot!

jugger0

chocolatechips wrote: »

The latter bothers me more because surely if you come to the gym with five of your friends, you should all use different machines instead of all of you using the same machine for 40 minutes, and then moving on to another and doing the exact same thing!

You would think that but no... these bro's need other bro's to be mirin them when curlin and benching so that swole-synthesis takes place, without the support of fellow brothers in biceps then no sickening gains would be made.. its science bro.

chocolatechips

jugger0 wrote: »

You would think that but no... these bro's need other bro's to be mirin them when curlin and benching so that swole-synthesis takes place, without the support of fellow brothers in biceps then no sickening gains would be made.. its science bro.

Perfect science. I really should have known better to try and separate brothers in biceps, never again! :P

Mellor

MrStuffins wrote: »

Firstly, does anyone know of a decent app for recording progress when i'm doing the weights programme? I'd ideally like to be able to track changes in weight lifted and track the particular nutrients i'll need to be hitting each day. I'd been using MyFitnessPal for the weight loss, would anyone recommend a better one specifically for what i'm trying or will MFP do?

The Stronglifts App does a great job of tracking sets/reps/prescribed weight each week, if you are following SL (I see below you aren't following SL, but you might consider it or similar in the future)

MFP for tracking food, 100%

Secondly, I hear that 3 sets of 10-12 of each exercise is what I need to be aiming for. What is the best way to figure out what weight I should be lifting starting off? Should I go to the gym and test out each exercise until i'm able to just do 10-12 of each exercise?

Apologies for the seemingly silly questions, but i'd just like to get off on the right foot!

You were told 10-12 is the best for what goals exactly.

Stench Blossoms

MrStuffins wrote: »

Firstly, does anyone know of a decent app for recording progress when i'm doing the weights programme? I'd ideally like to be able to track changes in weight lifted and track the particular nutrients i'll need to be hitting each day. I'd been using MyFitnessPal for the weight loss, would anyone recommend a better one specifically for what i'm trying or will MFP do?

Jefit or gymrat.

COH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWACCWBzAmc

Scuba Ste

My favourite squat video at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb4rKCM3BKM

doctorwhogirl

That may be the most amazing video I have ever seen.

MrStuffins

Mellor wrote: »

The Stronglifts App does a great job of tracking sets/reps/prescribed weight each week, if you are following SL (I see below you aren't following SL, but you might consider it or similar in the future)

MFP for tracking food, 100%



You were told 10-12 is the best for what goals exactly.

Oh wow, Stronglifts might be something I should look at. Gonna do some reading now. Cheers Mellor!

jugger0

Saw a guy doing a clean and jerk on the smith machine tonight, i dont even...

COH

jugger0 wrote: »

Saw a guy doing a clean and jerk on the smith machine tonight, i dont even...

I see that and raise you muscle ups on the lat pulldown...

jugger0

COH wrote: »

I see that and raise you muscle ups on the lat pulldown...

Mother of god.. you win

Nervous Wreck

jugger0 wrote: »

Saw a guy doing a clean and jerk on the smith machine tonight, i dont even...

COH wrote: »

I see that and raise you muscle ups on the lat pulldown...

How are either of these things physically possible!?

PauloConn

COH wrote: »

I see that and raise you muscle ups on the lat pulldown...

Is that even possible????

Dermighty

I'm having a lot of trouble with my back day on a four day split. Just never getting a squeeze on my muscles and its wrecking my head. Its the only day that makes me feel like I have no clue what I'm doing.

Warm-up and stretch, barbell row (torso almost parallel to floor), dumbell row, pullovers etc. Naturally I find pull ups hard and am working on them. I also stretch between sets and afterwards. U dealift also, usually once a fortnight, ie every other back session. Barbell and Dingell rows hurt my lower back so much unless I use a low weight or the parallel form approach.

help!

deadlybuzzman

Dermighty wrote: »

I'm having a lot of trouble with my back day on a four day split. Just never getting a squeeze on my muscles and its wrecking my head. Its the only day that makes me feel like I have no clue what I'm doing.

Warm-up and stretch, barbell row (torso almost parallel to floor), dumbell row, pullovers etc. Naturally I find pull ups hard and am working on them. I also stretch between sets and afterwards. U dealift also, usually once a fortnight, ie every other back session. Barbell and Dingell rows hurt my lower back so much unless I use a low weight or the parallel form approach.

help!

Barbell rows annoy my back too, for the heavier back stuff Ill either do standing dumbell rows with my free hand taking alot of the weight.
Or a current favourite of mine is one I seen of the log of WSM competitor Graham Hicks, the 1 arm barbell row. Stick the barbell in a corner like an old school v grip barbell row then load up and row while holding the very end of the bar. Lean on a bench for support, its great for improving grip too.
The beauty with either option is as far as your upper backs concerned its the same as using a barbell but its half the stress on your lower back.
If you do any type of pulldowns keep your thumbs on the same side as your 1st finger and see if it helps. Ive no idea why but it always seems to work for anyone Ive said it to

King of Kings

i realised today that in all my time in gyms - many years - I have never used the top row of lockers always the bottom.
never.

Dermighty

deadlybuzzman wrote: »

Barbell rows annoy my back too, for the heavier back stuff Ill either do standing dumbell rows with my free hand taking alot of the weight.
Or a current favourite of mine is one I seen of the log of WSM competitor Graham Hicks, the 1 arm barbell row. Stick the barbell in a corner like an old school v grip barbell row then load up and row while holding the very end of the bar. Lean on a bench for support, its great for improving grip too.
The beauty with either option is as far as your upper backs concerned its the same as using a barbell but its half the stress on your lower back.
If you do any type of pulldowns keep your thumbs on the same side as your 1st finger and see if it helps. Ive no idea why but it always seems to work for anyone Ive said it to

In my frustration at yesterdays back session I went to youtube and found a couple of Kai Green videos on back and shoulders, seems he hits back at the same time as shoulders (without overhead pressing to be fair) and I gave it a go today.

A lot of the problems I had been having are truly due to the lack of certain equipment in the gym. I'm progressing with pullups but the cable pulldown has one side broken and no bar wider than my shoulders, so effectively it's always a narrowish grip pulldown with max 50kg. Tbars hurt my back, one arms hurt my back, barbell hurts my back, smith machine rows hurt my back :P

I've never gone to a gym where I'd trust the opinion of the person working there. I'm by no means a bodybuilder but I enjoy lifting weights and most of the staff might know the theory behind exercises (as I do) but seem as though they never exercise.

doctorwhogirl

I'm going to rant again. Apologies in advance

Annoying things in the gym #2

People who sit on the machine during very long rests.


Today I was doing a superset involving the lat pull down. Now I'm more than happy to wait if someone is on the machine and working away. However, someone sitting down having a nice rest inbetween sets is a different story. Especially when I went over and really politely asked "Would you mind if I did a set of six while you're on your rest?" and they go "Well no, I'm in the middle here". And then proceed to sit on the machine for another 2 minutes.

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/rant

doctorwhogirl

I'm going to rant again. Apologies in advance

Annoying things in the gym #2

People who sit on the machine during very long rests.


Today I was doing a superset involving the lat pull down. Now I'm more than happy to wait if someone is on the machine and working away. However, someone sitting down having a nice rest inbetween sets is a different story. Especially when I went over and really politely asked "Would you mind if I did a set of six while you're on your rest?" and they go "Well no, I'm in the middle here". And then proceed to sit on the machine for another 2 minutes.

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/rant

daenerysstormborn3

I thought I had made a buddy in the gym. We had loads of chats over the past couple of weeks, I mentioned I have a boyfriend yesterday and he hasn't spoken to me since... so much for making friends

deadlybuzzman

Dermighty wrote: »

In my frustration at yesterdays back session I went to youtube and found a couple of Kai Green videos on back and shoulders, seems he hits back at the same time as shoulders (without overhead pressing to be fair) and I gave it a go today.

A lot of the problems I had been having are truly due to the lack of certain equipment in the gym. I'm progressing with pullups but the cable pulldown has one side broken and no bar wider than my shoulders, so effectively it's always a narrowish grip pulldown with max 50kg. Tbars hurt my back, one arms hurt my back, barbell hurts my back, smith machine rows hurt my back :P

I've never gone to a gym where I'd trust the opinion of the person working there. I'm by no means a bodybuilder but I enjoy lifting weights and most of the staff might know the theory behind exercises (as I do) but seem as though they never exercise.

I hate using genetic freaks as examples but dorian yates credited narrower grip movements like v grip pulldowns as being the main movements that helped build his back.
As regards your back hurting:
1. Reduce the weights so theyre too light for you and try and cramp whatever muscles you're hitting. Once thats working for you up the weights per session.

2. Let your free hand take most of the weight leaning on benches or whatever and keep your knees the smallest bit bent to absorbs the shocks.

3. Maybe your back isnt right, either that or it might be too weak.

imnothim

pixiebean22 wrote: »

I thought I had made a buddy in the gym. We had loads of chats over the past couple of weeks, I mentioned I have a boyfriend yesterday and he hasn't spoken to me since... so much for making friends

thats his problem for having morals

imnothim

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jugger0

pixiebean22 wrote: »

I thought I had made a buddy in the gym. We had loads of chats over the past couple of weeks, I mentioned I have a boyfriend yesterday and he hasn't spoken to me since... so much for making friends

You broke the poor lads heart, hes been dreaming/fapping about you 24/7 for weeks now, he's probably been rehearsing how to ask you out, where to bring you etc..

Gummy Panda

jugger0 wrote: »

You broke the poor lads heart, hes been dreaming/fapping about you 24/7 for weeks now, he's probably been rehearsing how to ask you out, where to bring you etc..

Such a way with words :pac:

JJayoo

pixiebean22 wrote: »

I thought I had made a buddy in the gym. We had loads of chats over the past couple of weeks, I mentioned I have a boyfriend yesterday and he hasn't spoken to me since... so much for making friends

Ahhahahahaahahahahah Bet you hadn't mentioned your new gym friend to your boyfriend.

Mellor

doctorwhogirl wrote: »

I'm going to rant again. Apologies in advance

Annoying things in the gym #2

People who sit on the machine during very long rests.


Today I was doing a superset involving the lat pull down. Now I'm more than happy to wait if someone is on the machine and working away. However, someone sitting down having a nice rest inbetween sets is a different story. Especially when I went over and really politely asked "Would you mind if I did a set of six while you're on your rest?" and they go "Well no, I'm in the middle here". And then proceed to sit on the machine for another 2 minutes.

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/rant

I haven't used a machine in a long time, but i think the same applies to barbells, racks etc. I'd often spend a bit just standing around between sets, up to 5mins at times. I've no issue at all if some body wanted to do a bit between my sets. A bit strange that they had an issue with it.

On the other hand, if somebody complained that I was taking too long a rest, they could piss off.