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    #1472
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Im bored, sore, tired, irratable.

    Make me happy. Tell me a funny joke or something.


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    #1473
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    cardio,shoot me wrote: »
    who in the hell thinks im 37 then :P im almost as immature as you so that puts me in the region of 11-13

    That was me :P


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    #1474
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Im back from the gym and im now bored, yet again.

    I'm also hurt that no one cares about me becuase if anybody cared they would share a joke.

    Go **** yerselfs.


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    #1475
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    so there was this duck about to cross the road when a chicken came up to him and said "don't bother, you'll never hear the end of it". happy now?! :P


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    #1476
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    More like it parsley.

    This one is for g'em.

    What's the difference between a a pitbull and a woman with pms?
    lipstick.


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    #1477
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Ooooohhh, you're in trouble!


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    #1478
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Princess Mental Syndrome


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    #1479
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    Princess Mental Syndrome


    Tommy Tiernan??


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    #1480
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    ULstudent wrote: »
    This one is for g'em.

    What's the difference between a a pitbull and a woman with pms?
    lipstick.
    About as hard-hitting as your lifting numbers. At least you're consistent.


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    #1481
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    ULstudent wrote: »
    Tommy Tiernan??

    yes i am


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    #1482
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    g'em wrote: »
    About as hard-hitting as your lifting numbers. At least you're consistent.

    pwnd.jpg


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    #1483
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    g'em wrote: »
    About as hard-hitting as your lifting numbers. At least you're consistent.


    Ouch! That was a kick in the gouch that was. I'm afraid to come back with anymore insults cos i have a feeling ill just end up on the floor.


    You win.


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    #1484
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    ULstudent wrote: »
    Ouch! That was a kick in the gouch that was. I'm afraid to come back with anymore insults cos i have a feeling ill just end up on the floor.


    You win.

    come on you wuss!!!


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    #1485
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    come on you wuss!!!

    Absolutely, I thought there'd be a little more fight in ya than that!!!


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    #1486
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Oh christ why did i start!

    oh look at the time ... looks like its gym time again ... oh well


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    #1487
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Pee

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    #1488
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    LMAO:D




    Are you trying to imply something....


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    #1489
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Poop.

    Big%20Poop.jpg

    What's your point? I know you're in UL, a major handicap in itself, but still, make some sense man...


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    #1490
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Me?? Not at all.

    Rumor has it that it's a common probelm for oly weight lifters and mods. Not that i would know though because im about as strong as a hamster ... and im not female ... or a mod ...

    strongham.jpg


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    #1491
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    If you take the piss out of yourself whilst taking the piss out of other people does that negate the piss taking completely?


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    #1492
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Completley.

    But hey im not bored anymore which is what i wanted so its all good.


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    #1493
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Here: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1736/

    Years of archives, hours of grossly un-PC hilarity.


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    #1494
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Ahhh Cyanide and Happiness - it got me through college!


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    #1495
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    You , g'em , are a legend.

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    #1496
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    For L


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    #1497
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    i only got as far as boobs!! :rolleyes:


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    #1498
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Did someone say boobs?


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    #1499
    metamorphosis
    Registered Users Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭metamorphosis


    Would you like boobs as much if they had no nipples? I would.


    Taken from http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-sexuality/31075-why-boobs-so-good.html

    Freud would probably say: "You suck on your mom's boobs for the first few years of your life, so its something familiar to you. Sucking later on becomes sexual, so its familiar and sexual. And every guy wants to screw their mom and kill their dad anyway, so a socially acceptable substitute is finding mommy-like features in the person you want to screw."


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    #1500
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    cocaine.jpg

    True Story


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    #1501
    Edwardius
    Registered Users Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    g'em wrote: »
    Here: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1736/

    Years of archives, hours of grossly un-PC hilarity.

    Beware, I wasted three days going through all of these...


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