Stuff you've learned from the Internet?

norwegianwood

I'll start:
1. There are a LOT of angry people on youtube
2. If you really want to, you can find a hidden meaning in just about anything
3. The interweb has a whole lingo of its own, acronyms FTW!:D

minidazzler

1. Internet girls exist, but they are crazy.
2. Rule 34 is sooo true!!
3. There is but one God, thy name is moot.

phasers

I'm not a girl





Also if it exists, there's porn for it.

If you screw too many fish, you will get Crabs,Chlamydia and MermAIDS!:(

marcsignal

phasers wrote: »

if it exists, there's porn for it.

if you put any noun you like into google and search, you will find porn, or something porn related somewhere in the listings.

allabouteve

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

Captain Darling

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

You called?

magick

theirs a lot of fu*ked up ppl out there

women can make love to a cactus

2 girls 1 cup

Professey Chin

1 guy 1 jar
And the horiffic follow up, 1 guy, 1 jar and a screwdriver :eek:

*cries in corner*

overexcitedaj

Rule 34 is actually true.
Most women on the Internet are men in disguise :eek:

norwegianwood

The entire universe is centred around Hitler. Well, according to Wikipedia anyways.

Snowie

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

Im 6.1
Im not a computer programmer
As long as I come first thats all that matters
No there not because im telling the truth

niallon

I've learned there are a lot of people in the world who's parents lied to them about their singing abilities...

...and there is an equal amount of people who have never heard of psychiatrists...

JohnCleary

If you walk in on a girl gettin' herself off, she'll rip your clothes off and screw you like crazy

Bumholes are clean


... Wait ....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There are a lot of really really misinformed people out there.

genericguy

chinese girls treat kittens appallingly :eek:

phenomenon

I've learned how bad at spelling the average person is.

And I agree about how many angry people there are out there!

I guess the internets really is serious business...

Black Swan

Internet? Relies on the suspension of disbelief! (Like believing what you hear on the news)

Latchy

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

1 I stopped growing at 5'' 10''

2 What's a programmer

3 welll ,modesty forbids but ......yes

4 Liars ??? never :eek:

Diabhal Beag

I learned that some people take themselves way too seriously

Rick Astley should be murdered

Anime lovers are ****ed up

Captain-America

1. Never try.

Latchy

1 shopping online is fun and very handy for finding stuff that you wont find in shops .

2 It can be fun chatting to complete strangers about any and everything .:p

brennaldo

not everyone on the internet is weird, im normal (i hope).

Tommy_NDX

donkey punch.

nuff said.

S.I.R

1. lady gaga is a man
2. yore ma comments arent allowed.
3. lady gaga is a man

My name is URL

Don't fcuk with anonomous people

Liam O

The government is watching. Always.

WithCheesePlease

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

I'm 6'2"
I am a programmer
Turns out I actually am an Adonis-like love god
But I've never told a lie in my life, ah well...

galwayrush

Someone called Yore has a very well known Ma.

SV

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

I'm none of those. :P

Chris_533976

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

1 guy 1 jar
And the horiffic follow up, 1 guy, 1 jar, a screwdriver and a urethra :eek:

Fixed because you've probably blanked it out

Saibh

galwayrush wrote: »

Someone called Yore has a very well known Ma.

Which seems to be replaced lately by:


Someone called Mary who is a very well known Harney

bman

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

1. Yep
2. Yep
3. Yep
4. Yep

QED.

garbanzo

1. There's a lot of anger out there in cyberspace.

2. The standard of spelling and punctuation by people is brutal.

3. Youtube has some amazing memories however many of these are being removed due to third party copyright claims etc etc.

A7X

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

1 guy 1 jar
And the horiffic follow up, 1 guy, 1 jar and a screwdriver :eek:

*cries in corner*

Ive learned to stay away from those sort of named "films"

bnagrrl

1. Simpson's references are a valid subsitition for wit
2. Youtube is great for looking up old music videos
3. Facebook is a load of sh1t
4. There is a God - Ceiling Cat be thy name
5. Stupid babies need the most attention

tony1kenobi

My name is URL wrote: »

Don't fcuk with anonomous people

.....or anonymous people will get you.

ScumLord

I learned that, their, there and they're are completely interchangeable and that bothers people for some reason.

GLaDOS

Someone who claims to be a woman isn't necessarily a woman

Sam Vimes

All the kids are Chris Hansen. I'm so sick of being told to have a seat :mad:

Nevyn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchist_cookbook ftw tbh.

Sam Vimes

I can indeed haz a cheeseburger

Lukekul

allabouteve wrote: »

1. All men on the internet are 6'5''.
2. All men on the internet are programmers.
3. All men on the internet are Adonis-like love gods.
4. All men on the internet are liars.

1.6'6''
2.I am a programmer
3.True
4.Well 3 may or may not be true

Jigsaw

Despite not being a net nerd I have grown to love cat pictures, fail pictures, GTFO pictures.

sorrywhat

I have learned that the internet is extremely outlandish.

Sam Vimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo

omyatari

if it states clearly shes over 18, shes probably not

speedboatchase

Baseball bats can fit in unlikely places

Cats are funnier than any other animal

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it

TheZohanS

This:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you