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What do you look for in a women?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭TheTubes


    at least one boob and preferably one or more legs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    TheTubes wrote: »
    at least one boob and preferably one or more legs

    but not too many legs for mrmoe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    jester77 wrote: »
    A pulse!


    Why limit yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Why limit yourself?

    Because 2 pulses would be kinda creepy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Because 2 pulses would be kinda creepy?

    I don't think you understand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ImcompotentFool


    I look for a tag on her toe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    A big oul ass


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    You do realise 'Correct use of grammar' isn't a proper sentence, right?
    I thought it was.
    Yeah right! Brainwashed yourself to go against your instincts and settle for the available minority, rather than put in the effort and try and get with the blondes and brunnettes you actually fancy??
    If I were a lesbian, red-haired women would be my type. I just find women with that Julianne Moore look amazing-looking...
    To be fair, I would prefer red and black haired lasses over blond or brunette.
    Is black-haired not brunette?
    But ultimately they are likely to find a big buxom blonde more attractive than a big buxom brunnete; they only prefer brunettes because of the commonly acknowledged situation that blondes, being the most naturally attractive on average, wield more control over the person they are with and also have, on average, more power to be picky.

    So lads consciously pursue brunettes because they are less hassle for them and are usually, on average, nicer people; obviously all these things I'm saying are "all other things being equal" type statements!
    You appear to be assuming that your taste is that of all lads'... :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Dudess wrote: »
    Is black-haired not brunette?

    No...

    More a dark shade of brown.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I look for a tag on her toe.

    Of corpse you do.
    Would rather the other person was breathing tbh.

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Boobs.

    If her starsign is cancer, virgo or scorpio they get extra points.
    If her starsign is gemini then they get minus a zillion points.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Nice legs, good pert arse, kindness, the rest I can train them up.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    Dudess wrote: »
    You appear to be assuming that your taste is that of all lads'... :)

    But I'm always right and everyone else is always wrong! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭mehfesto2


    That she actually is a woman. No dangly parts. ...Not again anyway.


    Daaaamn you Thailand!
    *Shakes fist Eastward; rubs arse gingerly*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    Tits. That's what I check out first.

    .


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