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Little Baby Skunk

Hagar · 2009-05-17 09:53:01

A married couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car. There was a little baby skunk lying at the side of the road, she got out to see if it was still alive and it was. She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the…

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17-05-2009 10:53am

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Hagar

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A married couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car. There was a little baby skunk lying at the side of the road, she got out to see if it was still alive and it was.

She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "Okay, get in the car with it."

The wife asks, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" she asked.

"Just hold it's little nose," he replies.

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him died at the scene.

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#2 17-05-2009 12:04pm
Podge2k7

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That made me lol.Good stuff!:D

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