Sloganise yourself!!!

baglady

Apologies if it has been done, but I think its pretty funny:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=bum

Put in your name / a word and get a slogan:

eg. Baglady: " Baglady. It's Whats For Dinner"

Bum: "Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Bum"

yada yada

rainbow kirby

If You Like A Lot of Chocolate on Your Minge, Join Our Club.

*giggle*

Michellenman

Absolut Michelle

Or...

Whenever there's a snack gap, Michelle fits.

Where the hell is that one from!?

donvito99

''Discover the Donvito99 Difference''

Alliteration baby, ALLITERATION!

DevilsBreath

I Liked the Devilsbreath so much i bought the company

Watch Out, There's a Devilsbreath About

heheh i like the last one.

rainbow kirby

3-in-1 Protection for your Kirby.

Two Hours of Kirby in Just Two Calories.

A Smooth-Running Kirby is a Relaxing Experience.

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Indie18

My favourites

8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preferance said their cats prefared Indie18.

Indie18 - the freshmaker

A day without Indie18 is like a day without sunshine.

norwegianwood

Four out of Five dentists recommend Sexy Time:pac:

Abi

Get busy with the Abigayle

:pac:

Takk

Kev - It Looks Good On You

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Busi_Girl08

Show me the Busi_Girl08!!!

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Busi_Girl08.

Good Honest Busi_Girl08 Since 1896.

Alrighty then...

thund3rbird_

Only Thund3rbird_ Has The Answer.

All You Need is a Thund3rbird_ and a Dream.

Thund3rbird_ Is Job 1.

I've Seen The Future, and It's Thund3rbird_-Shaped.

gandhi123

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Clunge Knows for Sure.

Snigger:P

Cupcake_Crisis

Cupcake- How many lick does it take to get to the centre of a cupcake....;)

Katrina- Just one Katrina, give it to me!!

Pablod

Pablod =

Dont get Mad, Get Pablod

When you've got Pablod, Flaunt it

No_one does chicken like Pablod

lol.....heeeheeehee :pac:

This is a great little tool for websites !!!

Euro_Kraut

Vorsprung durch Euro_kraut

Genius.

TheZohanS

How Refreshing! How The Zohan!

I Bet He Drinks The Zohan.

I Feel Like The Zohan Tonight.

Full Of Eastern The Zohan.

niallon

Obey Your Niall

Well, you all heard 'em!

Mimikyu

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tony 2 tone

Next to the Breast, Tony 2 Tone's the best!
Let the Tony 2 Tone take the strain.
Time for a Sharp Tony 2 Tone.
He who thinks Tony 2 Tone, drinks Tony 2 Tone.
Mum's gone to Tony 2 Tone
Tony 2 Tone says relax. (Didn't come up, but sounds good )

Disease Ridden

" smart. beautiful. disease ridden "

haha

Disease Ridden

" How refreshing! How disease ridden! "

naasface

"Cleans right round the penis"
"Fresh from the Captain's penis"
"Unzip a penis"
"Come see the softer side of penis"
"That'll be the penis"
"The Penis of Paradise"
"Today's Penis, since 1903"
"This Is Not Your Father's Penis"

type in penis, everything is funny

Magic8

Disease Ridden wrote: »

" smart. beautiful. disease ridden "

haha

Class

With a name like Magic8, it has to be good

Only a fool breaks the Magic8

Good honest Magic8 since 1896

:eek:

I'm only here for the Magic8

The Magic8 is mightier than the sword

salad dodger

Every Kiss Begins With Salad Dodger.

Make Room for the Salad Dodger.

Get Salad Dodger or Get Out.

Unzip a Salad Dodger.

Leave the Salad Dodger to Us.

challengemaster

ROFL

Challengemaster Comes to Those Who Wait

The Best Part of Waking Up is Challengemaster in Your Cup

Life Should Taste As Good As Challengemaster

Reach Out and Touch Challengemaster

Top Breeders Recommend Challengemaster

:pac::pac::pac::D:D:D

Snowie

There's first love and there's SnowMonkey love.:cool:

If only everything in life was as reliable as a snowmonkey

useful_contacts

You press the useful contacts, we do the rest

ha ha pretty funny

Matt Holck

“We're Matt Holck. We don't look up to nobody. Grampa's grampa, he fit in the Revolution. We was farm people till the debt. And then—them people. They done somepin to us. Ever' time they come seemed like they was a-whippin' me—all of us. An' in Needles, that police. He done somepin to me, made me feel mean. Made me feel ashamed.
An' now Matt Holck ain't ashamed. These folks is our folks—is our folks. An' that manager, he come an' set an' drank coffee, an' he says, 'Ms. Joad' this, an' 'Ms. Joad' that—an' 'How you getting' on, Ms. Joad?'” She stopped and sighed. “Why, I feel like people again.”

-Steinbeck