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What will I do to entertain myself?

  • 20-05-2009 09:32PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016
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    SOOO bored.

    Any suggestions welcome (I'm looking for mischief).
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Watch TV?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 Random
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    Google Kirstys Home videos ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ZiMZuM
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    Fap Fap Fap?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 stovelid
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 phasers
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    I assume we're looking for better suggestions than "Have a wank?"

    ... well there isnt one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 Hande hoche!
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    Build a house of cards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 Overheal
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 5318008!
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    Troll yahoo answers. Or if you're really up for it go onto 2nd life and abuse the **** outta randomers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,149 My name is URL
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    Shoot a constable in the face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 5318008!
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    phasers wrote: »
    I assume we're looking for better suggestions than "Have a wank?"

    ... well there isnt one

    and how would you know this?

    No wonder people assume you're a guy :rolleyes:.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 Heisenberg.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 phasers
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    5318008! wrote: »
    and how would you know this?

    No wonder people assume you're a guy.

    Girls have their own version buddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,149 My name is URL
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    phasers wrote: »
    Girls have their own version buddy

    schlick the fcuk up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 Saibh
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    Post some posts on Boards!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 5318008!
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    Well i've never heard it described as a ****, and i refuse to let that beloved word be polluted. It actually has a far more complex meaning than just "masturbation".

    It refers only to the a specific motion used on the penis with a hand only. Also the person recieving a **** does not neccesarily have to be the person giving it, thus differentiating it further from "masturbation" and other such terms.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 phasers
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    5318008! wrote: »
    Well i've never heard it described as a ****, and i refuse to let that beloved word be polluted. It actually has a far more complex meaning than just "masturbation".

    It refers only to the a specific motion used on the penis with a hand only. Also the person recieving a **** does not neccesarily have to be the person giving it, thus differentiating it further from "masturbation" and other such terms.

    Sorry Mr. Scientist, didn't realise being a wanker was so precious to you :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 Super-Rush
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    Adopt a monkey.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 FlutterinBantam
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    Lube up your hole and squat on a Bulmers flagon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Put a hole in a melon and get a toilet brush


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 5318008!
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    phasers wrote: »
    Sorry Mr. Scientist, didn't realise being a wanker was so precious to you :pac:

    Just try to understand that guys hold some things precious in ways women-folk don't understand ;).

    The word "****" being one of those things.

































    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 Quality
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    Take some kinky pictures and text them to your fella.... Or someone who you would like to be your fella;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 Gummy Panda
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    PM random messages to people on boards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 384 Banter Joe
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    I'd go for this if you haven't done it before:-

    http://fantasticcontraption.com/

    And to bring in the mischievious side of things you could mix it with the flagon suggestion above.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Quality wrote: »
    Take some kinky pictures and text them to your fella.... Or someone who you would like to be your fella;)

    or me :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 Saibh
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    PM random messages to people on boards


    Sends Gummy Panda a random pm :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 smk89
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    put the vegetable drawer from the fridge into a bucket of water containing your clothes and observe the soap opera that is your washing (drugs help)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 delllat
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    Lube up your hole and squat on a Bulmers flagon.

    real men squat on bulmers flagons without lube !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 FlutterinBantam
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    :eek:

    With the cap still on!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 seanybiker
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    phasers wrote: »
    Sorry Mr. Scientist, didn't realise being a wanker was so precious to you :pac:
    Hahahaha burrrn. Excellent ownage.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 Super-Rush
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    :eek:

    With the cap still on!!!

    Even better, super-glue the cap on upside down


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 A7X
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    Banter Joe wrote: »
    I'd go for this if you haven't done it before:-

    http://fantasticcontraption.com/

    And to bring in the mischievious side of things you could mix it with the flagon suggestion above.

    MY GOD THAT'S BRILLIANT


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 Kinetic^
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    phasers wrote: »
    Girls have their own version buddy

    Yeah it's called the Air Guitar Geetar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 S.I.R
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    Blush_01 wrote: »
    SOOO bored.

    Any suggestions welcome (I'm looking for mischief).

    Farfapfapfapfapfapfapfap. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 stepbar
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    Stick some duracell batteries in the rabbit.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    PM random messages to people on boards
    Shouldn't you ask Random if this will bother him?
    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 alan4cult
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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    Give Robbie Williams a ring.
    Well, you never know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 DonkeyStyle \o/
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    alan4cult wrote: »
    That went on forever :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 Super-Rush
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    alan4cult wrote: »

    Damn you to hell sir


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