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Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood

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    #32
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Now this lad is just a cnut.


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    #33
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Wut Now?
    Which Lad?


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    #34
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Now this lad is just a cnut.
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Wut Now?
    Which Lad?
    His lower "lad", one presumes ...


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    #35
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    His lower "lad", one presumes ...

    Cum on, I knew that much.
    /don't you all have a name for it.
    /ffs ruin it for me why don't you:D


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    #36
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    /ffs ruin it for me why don't you:D
    OK.

    /shrugs


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    #37
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Why do some people spell 'crotch' wrongly? A 'crutch' is something entirely different.


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    #38
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,636 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Confab wrote: »
    A 'crutch' is something entirely different.
    It's what Japanese drivers use to change gears.


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    #39
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Confab wrote: »
    A 'crutch' is something entirely different.
    Something to lean on to take the weight off your feet?

    Well, if you're lucky enough there's not that much difference ... >_>


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    #40
    ctrl-alt-delete
    Registered Users Posts: 14,172 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    Saarbrucken, figured prominently in Deutsche Heute :)

    always were funny looking people


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    #41
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Confab wrote: »
    Why do some people spell 'crotch' wrongly? A 'crutch' is something entirely different.

    Possibly interlinked here, the shooter possibly needed a crutch in his crotch area.;)


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    #42
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I'd say he's one crotchety individual now alright.


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    #43
    cps_goodbuy
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭cps_goodbuy


    Hmm, the image of that South Park Episode comes to mind

    *where cartman and butters are anti-asian and butters shoots a number of people in the crotch, and cartmans like..."WTF, dude thats lame, you never shoot someone in the crotch"


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    #44
    johnnyskeleton
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    jackpalance wrote: »
    I've dealt with firearms on many occasions and anybody who handles one like this guy is a dangerous moron. Just because you're a gangster doesn't mean you can be complacent with safety measures. It was himself he mutilated so this put a smile on my face. Big time

    So are you suggesting that gangsters have health and safety training courses?


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    #45
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    johnnyskeleton wrote: »
    So are you suggesting that gangsters have health and safety training courses?

    It doesn't bother me what they do to themselves or each other but I'm suggesting that they don't shoot their own cocks of.


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    #46
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    'Least he didn't break any bones ... Oh, wait!
    :pac:


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    #47
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Its said on the instructions "cock the glock" not "glock the cock".


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    #48
    GlasnevinRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭GlasnevinRed


    Imagine showing your mates a scar like that.:p


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