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Bulmers pear (best laxative known to man?)

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    #62
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the best laxative known to man is orange juice and a mug of strong coffee, it makes you shyte through the eye of a needle


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    #63
    sunnyjim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭sunnyjim


    I had half a can the other night and I was ill the next day. Not willing to try the stuff again. Didn't taste that nice either...


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    #64
    witnessmenow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,149 ✭✭✭witnessmenow


    sunnyjim wrote: »
    I had half a can the other night and I was ill the next day. Not willing to try the stuff again. Didn't taste that nice either...

    Half a can and you were sick all the next day, your some light weight!


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    #65
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Any time I've had it it's been fine cold, but if the glass lingers and it gets warm it's like drinking boiled 7up - you can feel your teeth rotting.


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    #66
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I had a few cans of it and I was fine ... I feel quite lucky now, going on other people's reactions to it!
    :pac:


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    #67
    Reoil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    5318008! wrote: »
    lol. Now i know what to buy people whenever it's my round :D!
    Pardon my ignorance but isn't it their choice what you buy them?


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    #68
    sunnyjim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭sunnyjim


    witnessmenow wrote: »
    Half a can and you were sick all the next day, your some light weight!

    Not all day. Just bad cramps etc that's been mentioned. I don't think it was the alcohol content tbh...


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    #69
    bullets
    Registered Users Posts: 4,612 ✭✭✭bullets


    OK I am a total Raging Alcho! I drink at least 4-5 pints
    of Cider 7 days a week,

    I love Cider! Inches Stone house Cider is the best
    (when you cant get Hudsen Blue) Bulmers tends
    to be too expensive, and their half strength stuff is Crazy Priced.

    With Regards to the Whole Pear Cider mularkey Bulmers
    They got on the band wagon a little too late.

    I've noticed if you drink a lot of Pear Cider regardless of brand that your "wee" starts smelling of Roses and will
    most likely glow in the dark! More often than not you may get more air "passing" than normal,
    occasionally some upset stomach difficulties with regards to cramps etc.


    ~B


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    #70
    Mycroft H
    Registered Users Posts: 9,313 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    chem wrote: »
    Tried the new pear bulmers last night. Love the taste etc...... but dont enjoy the side effects :eek: spent most of the night in the jacks!!! And it wasnt my head in the bowl. Has anyone else had this side effect with bulmers pear?

    Its a peruvian pear apple ffs.....


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    #71
    ek82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭ek82


    this stuff is a nightmare, was pretty much crippled with pain last nite, how do they get away with selling this crap, embrace the pear my a**e


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    #72
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Have a feed of Guinness then see how your bowel movements are the next day!


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    #73
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Reoil wrote: »
    Pardon my ignorance but isn't it their choice what you buy them?

    ha, maybe in rich man land :rolleyes:.

    In college it's whoever's paying that gets to decide, if you don't like it you can buy your own drink :D.


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    #74
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    I am drinking this now-lets see if i survive :)


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    #75
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    its usually prune juice that does it for me


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    #76
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    bullets,

    Where can you still get Hudsen?
    Havn't drank that in year, I was the only one buying if from my local offo.
    bullets wrote: »
    OK I am a total Raging Alcho! I drink at least 4-5 pints
    of Cider 7 days a week,

    I love Cider! Inches Stone house Cider is the best
    (when you cant get Hudsen Blue) Bulmers tends
    to be too expensive, and their half strength stuff is Crazy Priced.

    With Regards to the Whole Pear Cider mularkey Bulmers
    They got on the band wagon a little too late.

    I've noticed if you drink a lot of Pear Cider regardless of brand that your "wee" starts smelling of Roses and will
    most likely glow in the dark! More often than not you may get more air "passing" than normal,
    occasionally some upset stomach difficulties with regards to cramps etc.


    ~B


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    #77
    Caliden
    Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Had 6 bottles of it last weekend, no side effects.

    I guess it only effects men with vaginas


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    #78
    samhail
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    i probably had 10+ pints last night and i would like to make a public apology to the black guys in the gents that i had to visit every 20min.


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    #79
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    very weird. had 10+ pint bbottles ona night out and no ill effects whatsoever. not even a hint of a hangover, and i normally get a wicked hangover after a feed of the apple version. i've aqctually had a couple of cans of it this evening and i've had plenty since it came out, pretty much replacing my apple bulmers habit completely (which is a good thing) and not a single side effect and no hangovers at all, not to mention i'm liking it more than the apple one too.

    i was actually contemplating mentioning how great it was here, but never did and now i see a thread full of a$$ squirters on this thread i'm kinda glad I didn't.

    I think Caliden might be right though. what have you lot been drinking before now, babycham? ;)


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    #80
    samhail
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    Thats a good point... i had a few nights out on it with no side effects...
    maybe bulmers used the good pears for the first few batchs so people would get the taste of it then changed over to the bottom of the tree resession pears.


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    #81
    Supermanscat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Supermanscat


    Had four pint bottles in quick succession last night as i was in a rush, about an hour later i was clenching and legging it to the jacks! Couldn't beleive it.


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    #82
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Now I haven't any conclusive proof here, but they say the pears cause a clench in the sphinct.

    I had about four flagons last night and was walking home when a I got a bit of a wrenching in the lower gut area.

    I was with my girlfriend and was a bit embarrassed as I had planned boning her later but the fcukin innards were at bursting point as I passed a park .

    "Scuse hon" says I and took off into some shrubbery ,dropped the kex, pointed the muzzle at the bushes and sprayed the fcukers with saffron midden ripe as diced pineapples.

    Left the hole well clagged so any intimate stuff had to be put on hold.

    Couldn't have her going down on ground zero:cool:

    Won't touch the stuff again.


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    #83
    kingtut
    Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    It's disgusting! Pear koppaberg is the king!!!! koppaberg all the way :)


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    #84
    ana ng
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭ana ng


    5-6 pints of it at the weekend, grand stuff, no side effects at all...friend of mine did have some cramps next day, but their a lightweight anyway...


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    #85
    antichrist
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭antichrist


    Had 5 cans on Friday night(29/05), just to try the stuff....my bowels are only starting to get back to normal now. Never again!


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    #86
    Bonkers_xOx
    Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Bonkers_xOx


    i think the pear one tastes really similar to the normal one... but there were no side effects for me!


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    #87
    DemocAnarchis
    Registered Users Posts: 404 ✭✭DemocAnarchis


    Had about five pints of it the other night, felt like my insides were being sucked out an airlock. Won't be touching that stuff again.


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    #88
    paddy smith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭paddy smith


    i had 4 large bottles of this new pear cider last monday and i had evacuate the house and get the jacks dismantled,
    me arse will never be the same again :mad:


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    #89
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    had 3 large bottles last friday barely made in my apartment door :(


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    #90
    Hydroquinone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭Hydroquinone


    The best laxative known to man is a single packet of those bloody Wrigley's Extra Ice mints.
    NEVER eat them on public transport, whatever you do.


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    #91
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Heard nothing but complaints about this drink's laxative effects, thank **** i haven't bought (or been tricked into buying) a bottle yet.

    Is there a reason behind this? Loike was there a bad batch or was it just not correctly tested before it made the market? If they had have tested it at all they would be a ware of this side effect surely


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