Bulmers pear (best laxative known to man?)

mp3guy

So are we waiting on replies from Bulmers or what?

nlgbbbblth

while we're waiting any chance of photos from the "bowl" ?

they could be rated.

Teutorix

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

while we're waiting any chance of photos from the "bowl" ?

they could be rated.

I think that we would need to put a special disclaimer against puke damage to keyboards.

It wont be pretty :pac:

was meeting some mates last night in town for a few pints and some food. decided to try a couple of pint bottles of this stuff out of curiousity. went to gourmet burger after for some food. went for another pint or two subsequently - changed back to guiness at this stage. were changing bars and I suddenly had a washing machine on full spin cycle where my stomach used to be. decided that beeline to nearest toilet was in order. there were two stalls - one was mercifullly free (subsequently saw sign that you have to request key for the sh1tters so I was shined on from above that some punter had left the door open). barely got the kacks down as mt. vesuvius erupted from my ass. was cursing gourmet burger and their chicken, bacon and avocado number until a mate spotted something in the paper about the unwanted effects of this stuff this morning. will not be going near it again...

Gummy Panda

So this stuff will clear me out and get me drunk unlike fibre?

Sounds too good to be true

ronbyrne2005

glasso wrote: »

was meeting some mates last night in town for a few pints and some food. decided to try a couple of pint bottles of this stuff out of curiousity. went to gourmet burger after for some food. went for another pint or two subsequently - changed back to guiness at this stage. were changing bars and I suddenly had a washing machine on full spin cycle where my stomach used to be. decided that beeline to nearest toilet was in order. there were two stalls - one was mercifullly free (subsequently saw sign that you have to request key for the sh1tters so I was shined on from above that some punter had left the door open). barely got the kacks down as mt. vesuvius erupted from my ass. was cursing gourmet burger and their chicken, bacon and avocado number until a mate spotted something in the paper about the unwanted effects of this stuff this morning. will not be going near it again...

JAysis, pear bulmers AND Guinness! Thats some combo.
Whats with the adverts for bulmers pear saying that they have taken decades to be converted to make the pear cider. Pear cider is really Perry and the company that own bulmers also produce other perry like Ritz etc.

ronbyrne2005

Gummy Panda wrote: »

So this stuff will clear me out and get me drunk unlike fibre?

Sounds too good to be true

Your anus will be very sore though if it goes on for a while.

jiltloop

There was a story in the paper about this the other day, apearantly <sorry> pears contain a natural laxative.

jane says

Reporting on my second night of Bulmers Pears drinking.

No adverse effects this time either.

renraw

Page 23 of the mirror today, mentions boards and this thread...:)

D Audio Tripper

chem wrote: »

Tried the new pear bulmers last night. Love the taste etc...... but dont enjoy the side effects :eek: spent most of the night in the jacks!!! And it wasnt my head in the bowl. Has anyone else had this side effect with bulmers pear?

Your famous!

Otis Driftwood

Drank it one night and will never drink it again.Had to Barry White at least 8 times in a 6 hour period.My hole was like a chewed orange afterwards.

Its bloody tasty though.

ronbyrne2005

renraw wrote: »

Page 23 of the mirror today, mentions boards and this thread...:)

Ha. Good to see journos putting in hard work researching stories.

chamlis

Benson & Hedges Duty Free "Special Filter" fags.
It's like Renton coming down off his heroine hit every time

Captain Chaos

Jesus, I thought it was just me. I was out last night, had five bottles of the stuff, about 20yards from my door and well...... lets just say I didn't make it to the jacks in time but I was still going when I got there and destroyed myself and the bathroom, it went everywhere, pure liquid:o. Took me nearly 2hrs to clean up. It was 4 o' clock and I was sober again I got to bed.

Thank god I didn't meet an nice girl and bring her home with me last night is all I can say.

Daroxtar

Had a few cans to no ill effect sittin in the sunshine about 2 weeks ago. Then i heard someone sayin on the radio that it was a bit runny and i laughed, i thought "not me". Anyway last weekend i had 2 cans in the house and 5 bottles down the pub and about 10 minutes after i got home i was sittin chattin to the missus when a thought suddenly struck me. That thought was " eh, what the fuk is that?". That thought didnt last too long tbh as another thought struck me, only this thought struck faster and harder. I made it to the thone and spent the next 5 minutes thinkin "holy fuk, its still goin?"


I had a scope done 2 years ago and the laxative they gave me before that was only marginally more powerful

Something tells me Bulmers pear is going to be a massive hit with all the wannabe models

Handsome Bob

renraw wrote: »

Page 23 of the mirror today, mentions boards and this thread...:)

Ha yeah I just saw that myself, how old is this thread? And The Mirror are only doing an article on it now.:pac:

I also loved the spokesman for C&C's response "feedback has been good but we will definitely take these complaints seriously." Sure you will Bulmers.;)

dsmythy

jane says wrote: »

Reporting on my second night of Bulmers Pears drinking.

No adverse effects this time either.

Oh it's only a matter of time

mp3guy

That stuff about "naturally occuring chemical in pears" is a load of crap, never had anything like that going on with Kopparberg Pear.

wyndham

The Flutt must be devasted he wasn't quoted in that article, as boards.ie resident expert on all things of a toiletary nature.

ronbyrne2005

Had my first bowel express 2day. Thought i was imune to the powers of the pear but had around 5 pints of the stuff this afternoon and the guts were gasping. Luckily i hadnt eaten much today so i could dispatch the gas without too much comotion and solid waste

TriceMarie

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Jesus, I thought it was just me. I was out last night, had five bottles of the stuff, about 20yards from my door and well...... lets just say I didn't make it to the jacks in time but I was still going when I got there and destroyed myself and the bathroom, it went everywhere, pure liquid:o. Took me nearly 2hrs to clean up. It was 4 o' clock and I was sober again I got to bed.

Thank god I didn't meet an nice girl and bring her home with me last night is all I can say.

Jaysus!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:


I only had one pint last wekk,and no side effects!
But I have heard other people say the same

Chris Redmond

I completely agree, had 4 cans of it last night and was like a power washer for the rest of the night. It's a balls because it pretty much ruins your night.

Basq

Just had a single can and feel a bit gassy.

Gonna go for the full colonic!

Vain

Man I hope no one drinks this for oxegen Iv heard bad enough storys about the toilets at oxegen.

Davy

basquille wrote: »

Just had a single can and feel a bit gassy.

Gonna go for the full colonic!

Man why did you do it, it wasn't that much of a bargain!

Stercus Accidit

Anyone noticed they are giving this stuff away free now?

Was in a bar in town, and it was being given out, well thanks to this thread I left mine untouched, and recommended the other lads stay off theirs.

Alicat

chem wrote: »

Folks not messing ........this stuff should be on pe(a)rcription only. The stomach was like a bubble machine gone nuts. After the 3rd :rolleyes: pint it was like pulling the pin on a grenade. Only 10 seconds to get rid of it:o Is it an evil joke by Bulmers R&D department?

Chem, your post was in the Irish Mail on Sunday Page 38, 'Quotes Of The Week' :pac:

Overflow

I can confirm this. Was out on tuesday and had about 4 bottles of the stuff, spent about half an hour in the jax afterwards!

gurramok

Overflow wrote: »

I can confirm this. Was out on tuesday and had about 4 bottles of the stuff, spent about half an hour in the jax afterwards!

Why did you have 4 bottles after all the smelly reports here?

I only have had one bottle/can in a row so far, don't think i'd dare drink more after reading this thread