Bulmers pear (best laxative known to man?)

Pantsface

Having a can of Bulmers pear, an hour later you think you're actually sh*tting the whole can out

Its actually shocking

Caliden

Pantsface wrote: »

Having a can of Bulmers pear, an hour later you think you're actually sh*tting the whole can out

Its actually shocking

And scary when it happens and you have no clue why.

Owen_S

The big question is why are people continuing to drink it in the knowledge that it will give them the ****es.

opinion guy

This has never happened to me drinking several cans of bulmers pear. You people are probabyl drinking some bulmers pear, 15 black Russians, 10 jagerbombs, a dodgy curry, and then blaming the pear cause you don't usually drink it :rolleyes:

mikemac1

Maybe you have a stomach made of steel

Bulmers Pear causes havoc for the rest of us

vibe666

not all of us, doesn't do a thing to me.

having said that, i've kind of gone off it and gone back to the regular stuff. never did try the berry one tho and i do quite like ribena.

opinion guy

vibe666 wrote: »

not all of us, doesn't do a thing to me.

having said that, i've kind of gone off it and gone back to the regular stuff. never did try the berry one tho and i do quite like ribena.

That tapwater of yours must have made you immune to all kinds of poison :pac:

later12

Another bump?

Everytime I see Bulmers Pear I think of this thread.

brfc1875

Strange but true as we had a bit I summer I got the taste for pear bulmers, had no reaction drinking it any day of the week !!

Except Thursdays when I play squash the last 3 Thursday's I have had 2 bottles in the pub after and I have pi$€d out my arse about an hour later and am typing this from the throne !!

Is it because I'm dehydrated or what ??

I couldn't believe it when I started typing pear bulmers in google and it suggested dioreah I would have **** myself
If I hadn't already

Mr Benevolent

They said they changed the recipe, but I'm not risking it. The perfect cure for constipation though.

mauzo

I have a new love/hate relationship with energy drinks....love them going in, hate them coming out....mainly because its the sh*te through your arse effect.

Also vodka and blackcurrant works in the same way for me....

Im such a lady:D:D

mikemac1

Confab wrote: »

They said they changed the recipe,

They lied or at least they are mistaken
The current stuff is mighty powerful

GP's need to start recommending it for certain cases, works within the hour

opinion guy

Confab wrote: »

They said they changed the recipe, but I'm not risking it. The perfect cure for constipation though.

Coffee

Smidge

Having read this thread I have decided to take the "Challenge"

Bought two cans of said Bulmers Pear.
Have opened the first one............


And have just put the most expensive loo roll that I could find on the market in to the freezer

Will I be one of the unfortunates?????

Shryke

You put bog roll in the freezer. Are you touched?

Smidge

Shryke wrote: »

You put bog roll in the freezer. Are you touched?

I most certainly have Sir..........

From what I am led to believe Bulmers Pear does not make a dignified exit

Shryke

mishkalucy wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

You put bog roll in the freezer. Are you touched?

I most certainly have Sir..........

From what I am led to believe Bulmers Pear does not make a dignified exit

Alright I won't judge. Just don't forget to grab it out of the freezer before doing your business.
You don't want to be slippy sliding off the toilet with no paper to hand.

stomacheramped

After wondering why my stomaches in bits and crapping like never before i googled pear cider stomache ache and found this.

My advice is stay welll away from this stuff, i picked up the wrong box of it by accident and now im paying the price, if you go out the day after a nght on this, stay very close to a toilet or you`ll most likely crap yourself a few times.. :eek: Be Warned!

El Guapo!

This thread will out-live us all.

Immaculate Pasta

stomacheramped wrote: »

After wondering why my stomaches in bits and crapping like never before i googled pear cider stomache ache and found this.

My advice is stay welll away from this stuff, i picked up the wrong box of it by accident and now im paying the price, if you go out the day after a nght on this, stay very close to a toilet or you`ll most likely crap yourself a few times.. :eek: Be Warned!

Pics or GTFO.

admiralofthefleet

hasnt a patch on mc ardles for evacuating the camillas

AnonoBoy

Hah! I forgot about this thread.

Brilliant.

opinion guy

Somebody needs to tell the HSE about this - tins of Bulmers might be cheaper than pharmaceutical laxatives :pac:

Intensive Care Bear

I never saw this thread before, quality lunch time reading ha ha. I'm sorry i missed out on this drink because i have guts of steel and would gladly take on the bulmers pear challenge.