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Newcastle United

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  • 25-05-2009 11:46am
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    [Deleted User]
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    What's the difference between Alan Shearer and Newcastle United?

    Shearer will still be on Match of the Day next season.



    What's the difference between Newcastle United and the Bermuda Triangle?

    The Bermuda Triangle has three points.



    Knorr have released a special edition black & white striped Oxo cube to celebrate the Newcastle United's Premier League season.
    It's called the Laughing Stock.




    SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS...
    Alan Shearer has announced that next years sponsorship of Newcastle Utd will be tampax...

    A spokeman for tampax said:
    "To sponsor a bunch of fannys going through a bad period is exactly our purpose..."

    SKY SPORTS UPDATE.....

    tampax have now pulled out of the deal and left a right bloody mess.....


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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    lmfao


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    s_carnage
    Registered Users Posts: 2,673 ✭✭✭s_carnage


    Love the sky sports one!!!


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    livEwirE
    Registered Users Posts: 1,449 ✭✭✭livEwirE


    great ones there buddy:D:D:D


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    [Deleted User]
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    For sale:
    50,000 black and white shirts saying "we are staying up"
    please phone newcastle united football club

    These lads seem happy
    3428611889_c0c00ac175_o.gif


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    Mac Masters
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Mac Masters


    LittleNipper wrote: »
    What's the difference between Alan Shearer and Newcastle United?

    Shearer will still be on Match of the Day next season.



    What's the difference between Newcastle United and the Bermuda Triangle?

    The Bermuda Triangle has three points.

    I love Special One T.V. The best show around!

    How about for sale 50,000 Arsenal flags, good as new, waved for seven minutes only. lol

    Shut Up Sven! :D


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    #7
    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    alan shearer a worse caretaker than ian huntley


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    Schism
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    That gif is pure gold LittleNipper, If I could thank you again I would!


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    MARKYAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭MARKYAFC


    They are brilliant :D:D:D


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    [Deleted User]
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    Schism wrote: »
    That gif is pure gold LittleNipper, If I could thank you again I would!
    Thanks, pissed myself when saw it on a sunderland forum:D


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    Thumper Long
    Registered Users Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭Thumper Long


    Little Nipper, that is legend


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    chavezychavez
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    Absolutely A1 Little Nipper, barely able to keep the laughter in (at work :-()


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    [Deleted User]
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    Joey Barton's new kit
    article-1021195-015B965800000578-73_224x235.jpg


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    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,320 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Newcastle's new sponsor is actually Pampers!

    Cause their piss up front and crap at the back


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    old boy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    whats the diff between my garden and the premiership,
    there are magpies in my back garden


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    #16
    [Deleted User]
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    Some quality stuff on ebay:D

    Newcastle fans tears


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    Peyton Manning
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    Alan Shearer - the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley.


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    Red Crow
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    LMFAO hilarious


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    [Deleted User]
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    Just heard that Girls Aloud are playing Newcastle in August.

    They are expected to win 3-0


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