What would be the lamest way to die?

phasers · 25-05-2009 8:08pm #1

In response to the other thread

I think it has to be while on the toilet, although Elvis was pretty cool.

Mr.Lizard · 25-05-2009 8:09pm

Having a **** (not the act so much as being found dead like that).

hacx · 25-05-2009 8:10pm

A virgin.

O'Coonassa · 25-05-2009 8:13pm

Take your pick http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

dr.bollocko · 25-05-2009 8:13pm

How about this:
A bounty hunter has the jump on a reckless mercenary. He's got a gun trained at him at table length distance. He gets a shot off first before somehow missing and then getting killed by the mercenary.

Dammit F*ck you George lucas. HAN SHOT FIRST!

niallon · 25-05-2009 8:16pm

Attempting to do any of the suggestions from the other thread but failing

Highsider · 25-05-2009 8:19pm

**** off in a porn cinema

dr.bollocko · 25-05-2009 8:20pm

Highsider wrote: »

**** off in a porn cinema

Good one.
Nobody wants to go out choking on popcorn watchin the cockporn.

Ardscoil Ris · 25-05-2009 8:21pm

To die in general would be lame.

Volvoboy · 25-05-2009 8:23pm

Recession.

Bobeagleburger · 25-05-2009 8:26pm

dropping dead whilst having a **** with the mother in laws knickers on your face

Ardent · 25-05-2009 8:27pm

The way this fool died:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

Mr. Gruff · 25-05-2009 8:27pm

O'Coonassa wrote: »

Take your pick http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

Lamest would have to be if this guy died of an infection methinks.

Highsider · 25-05-2009 8:35pm

Ardent wrote: »

The way this fool died:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

What a loser

niallon · 25-05-2009 8:38pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

Surely Grizzly Man exceeds the Into The Wild dude!

Captain-America · 25-05-2009 8:39pm

Posting on Boards.ie.

hacx · 25-05-2009 8:48pm

Torn colon?

jester77 · 25-05-2009 8:48pm

The way Mr. Hands from Washington died!

Genghiz Cohen · 25-05-2009 8:50pm

Without an iPod.

OctavarIan · 25-05-2009 8:51pm

In your sleep.

SoWatchaWant · 25-05-2009 8:56pm

One day before retiring from the force.

hacx · 25-05-2009 9:01pm

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

One day before retiring from the force.

MENDOZAAAAAA!

Ross_Mahon · 25-05-2009 9:04pm

Dying in work

RandolphEsq · 25-05-2009 9:14pm

A shelf collapsing in your kitchen and the contents hitting you on the head

Peep O'Day · 25-05-2009 9:22pm

death by a stingray

5318008! · 25-05-2009 9:41pm

jester77 wrote: »

The way Mr. Hands from Washington died!

dammit.

I was gonna post that

.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_de_Bohun,_4th_Earl_of_Hereford#Death_at_Boroughbridge

Also the guy from inxs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hutchence#Death

CreepingDeath · 25-05-2009 9:42pm

Waiting in a long queue to renew your life insurance.

The Mad Hatter · 25-05-2009 9:46pm

The answer to your question is your username.

stovelid · 25-05-2009 9:54pm

I always imagined that being fatally knocked down by an ambulance or an ice cream van would have been pretty lame.

Mac Masters · 25-05-2009 10:02pm

Well the Darwin Awards are an award for stupidity and are given to people who die in the most stupid ways! The slogan of the award: 'The Genepool Needs some Chlorine!'

One person wanted to go bungee jumping, so he drives to a bridge. Takes out his tow cable, ties it to his legs ands jumps, but doesn't die from the fall. Instead his legs break and he falls but there's a river below. And no he doesn't drown, instead he dies of hypothermia from struggling to stay afloat for 2-3 hours! :eek:

da_shivsta · 25-05-2009 10:04pm

hmmm...tripping over and hitting your head so hard it kills you, or from the blood loss even

What would be the lamest way to die?

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