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What would be the lamest way to die?

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    #32
    slippy wicket
    Registered Users Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Falling into a tank of cattle slurry and drowning in it:eek:


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    #33
    Mac Masters
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Mac Masters


    slippy wicket wrote: »
    Falling into a tank of cattle slurry and drowning in it:eek:

    Believe it or not a couple of people every year die from that, because slurry pits are literally a big hole in the floor and people who aren't paying attention just fall in and they drown and they can't get you out because you just seek down. My cousin was so close to falling in but my uncle last minute grabbed his hand, like something from the movies, the last minute grab! :D


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    #34
    Gillo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Forgetting to turn the camcorder on first:D


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    #35
    garbanzo
    Registered Users Posts: 742 ✭✭✭garbanzo


    Shuffling off this mortal coil in a bizarre gardening accident would be pretty lame !


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    #36
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Mac Masters wrote: »
    Believe it or not a couple of people every year die from that, because slurry pits are literally a big hole in the floor and people who aren't paying attention just fall in and they drown and they can't get you out because you just seek down. My cousin was so close to falling in but my uncle last minute grabbed his hand, like something from the movies, the last minute grab! :D

    Not drowning.. generally there's a lack of oxygen if the pit of slurry is in an enclosed space, methane and ammonia of some sort..

    Here's an example:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/three-farm-workers-die-in-slurry-tank-accident-553013.html

    1 bloke fell into a chicken slurry tank and the two who went to help, fit young men, were overcome in seconds, 3 dead. You suffocate. Happens fairly frequently.


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    #37
    orlyice
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭orlyice


    wouldnt it be really lame if someone, in trying to show what a tough guy he was, gave a group of mates a lesson in how to shoot someone dead. but he doesnt check to see if the gun is loaded and accidently blows his head off!!!!

    oh wait............


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    #38
    jashin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭jashin


    tripping and drowning in a puddle


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    #39
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,190 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    World War one ended on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

    A lot of people died before that nice round number.


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    #40
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    hacx wrote: »
    MENDOZAAAAAA!

    Fail...


    Dying from a little fall.


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    #41
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,781 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    Run over by a golf cart, or killed by a pack of swans


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    #42
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Drowning in a pool of your own p1ss.


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    #43
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Wankin' with baby oil to some sexy call in show "Party People" then having a heart attack. Only to be found in the morning with your pants at yer ankles, baby oil all over the place, the sexy show finished and a psychic show (With a wrinkly old woman) begun, an eternal boner (Due to rigor mortis) and a huge smile.

    Lame? Embarrassing?

    LEGEND

    I only wish when I die, it's this way.


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    #44
    [Deleted User]
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    a pretty lame way to die would be slipping on spilt milk..

    put a whole new spin on "don't cry over spilt milk"


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    #45
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Deleted User wrote: »
    a pretty lame way to die would be slipping on spilt milk..

    put a whole new spin on "don't cry over spilt milk"

    No use dying over spilt milk would have been superior, better luck next time.


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    #46
    ki
    Registered Users Posts: 532 ✭✭✭ki


    Knocked down by a fiat cinquecento.....


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    #47
    qbasic
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭qbasic


    Without getting to finish this sente


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    #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    No use dying over spilt milk would have been superior, better luck next time.

    "don't cry over spilt milk"

    "fuk u, my father died when he slipped on spilt milk"


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    #49
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Good one.
    Nobody wants to go out choking on popcorn watchin the cockporn.

    There's a picture online of a man in a cave, with his dick in a chicken, crushed by an almighty boulder, his pants are down. Man and chicken dead 'together'.


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    #50
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    During a sex game with Mary Harney...

    So you never got to boast about being top gun to your mates.


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    #51
    Indie18
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    While running after an annoying bird that keeps beeping at you only look down and realise you have run off the edge of a cliff then fall to your death.


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    #52
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    Bleeding to death from insertion of large phallic object into anus


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    #53
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,252 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Drowning while locked in a wheelie bin filled to the brim with used chipper grease.


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    #54
    BrokenArrows
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    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Run over by a golf cart, or killed by a pack of swans

    i think being attacked and killed by a pack of swans would be quite an interesting way to die.


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