My housemate is riding his girlfriend & I can hear it

easyeason3

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

feylya

Stand outside the door and fap. Make sure they can hear you.

Random

What about live streaming?

Just go into the room. Is she hot?

Gummy Panda

Now thats what i call a sticky situation

Max Power1

feylya wrote: »

Stand outside the door and fap. Make sure they can hear you.

lol

or wait till theyve finished, walk in "accidentally", and say "well played", or alternatly ( and funnier) "finished already? that was quick"

coolkidd

ask him to tag you in . . . .

phasers

FFS join them you pussy

Sangre

Go absolutely ape****.

TheZohanS

easyeason3 wrote: »

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

Knock on the door and tell them you're cumming in.

Yell "cmon you can do better than that"

or knock loudly on the door and say "my phone is in there and I need it - what's taking so long ye usually finish in no time"

pikachucheeks

Max Power1 wrote: »

walk in "accidentally"

I'd do that! Walk in, with your headphones in and pretend you couldn't hear the noise.
Then fake surprise and embarrassment at seeing them.

OR sneak out the front door, then come back in and slam the door behind you, so they're aware someone's in the house.

dlofnep

Send yourself a text off the internet, and keep sending them. The noise will put them off eventually..

Genghiz Cohen

The game is called Buckaroo!
Kick down the door with cameras and friends, scream "BUCKAROO MOTHER****ER!!!!!"
Grab phone make call.

pikachucheeks

dlofnep wrote: »

Send yourself a text off the internet, and keep sending them. The noise will put them off eventually..

That's a good one!

Or keep texting your mate's phone, asking if he's in the house

Abi

easyeason3 wrote: »

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

Go in and get your fcuking phone. Who gives a shyte if they are at it? The living room is a common area. Walk in, take you phone and tell them to take it the fcuk upstairs.

AlmightyCushion

Walk into the room butt naked. Put your hands in the air. Then wave your cock from side to side and scream "Let's party!". Then jump on top of them.

My name is URL

Enter with 3 sharpies and a timestamp

slippy wicket

Record their noises, and the next time she is over, 'accidentally' play it on a pc or cd player.
Or alternatively put it up here and we can all laugh at them.:D

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Go in and get your fcuking phone. Who gives a shyte if they are at it? The living room is a common area. Walk in, take you phone and tell them to take it the fcuk upstairs.

Also tell them to spray air freshener as it'll probably smell like a red herring trawler in there

Hazys

Set fire to the house...that'll learn em

My name is URL

Shout at your mate and ask him if he's seen your Canesten Duo

Coriolanus

You need to ring his mother and tell her there's been an accident and can she come over.

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Also tell them to spray air freshener as it'll probably smell like a red herring trawler in there

Better still- walk in with a can of air freshner, start spraying everywhere and tell them the place smells like a red herring trawler :pac:

easyeason3

Fcuk this I'm out of here for a while.
Dirty, skinny runt riding a small elephant isn't on, I don't even know how he's managing it, he's probably after slipping it into one of her rolls of fat & thinks he hit the jackpot.

Basq

Walk into the room quietly.. and walk up right beside them and whisper in his girlfriend's ear..

"I can see your fallopian tube.. I know what you're doing and I don't like it. It's not big and it's not clever!"

Then hit them repeatedly with a chair til the shagging stops, and the blood starts.

Extreme maybe.. but it'll kill an hour or two!

phasers

vomit emote needed more than ever

dr.bollocko

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crow71

Just burst in like the kool aid guy...oh yaaaaaa!!

RHunce

walk in and tell him hes doing it wrong

Gummy Panda

Wait.. isn't the OP a she?

Just walk in and say "She's faking it!"

bluto63

Cut a hole in the ceiling and stick a cats face down it