My housemate is riding his girlfriend & I can hear it

Captain-America

Walk in and go

"GET THE FÚCK OFF MY SISTER!!!"


Then take a photograph of yer man's reaction and upload it here.

Abi

irish-stew wrote: »

walk in casually, "howdy, how ya's doin, keep it up, just getting me phone". and walk out casually again.

Ewwwwwwww... nice....

Coriolanus

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm back, they're gone.
Rubber gloves & bleach is out. Covers taken off the couch & in the sink with disinfectant before they go in the washing machine.
I might have to leave it until tomorrow to take down the curtains & wash them.
Sneaky bAstard skipped out with Nellie the elephant before I had a chance to kick him in the goolies. He'll get two kicks for his smartness now.

Wtf were they doing that the curtains are mank :pac:

Sharpshooter

galwayrush wrote: »

Walk in, whoever is on top, give them a severe lash of a leather belt across the arse, that should sort them out for the night.;)

NO NO they might not let her back out the door.:eek:

Gummy Panda

Deleted User wrote: »

rofl,

I was too lazy to read the original post. Ah well.

Hi Kazobel?

Abigayle is Kazobel.. therefore a tranny?

Latchy

Have they finished yet ? I mean how long does one fcuk take ?

easyeason3

Nevore wrote: »

Wtf were they doing that the curtains are mank :pac:

It wouldn't surprise me if he wiped his mickey on them. He's an animal & the sooner I get the fcuk out of this kip the better.

KerranJast

Go in and do this -> http://i41.tinypic.com/121gb47.jpg

Banter Joe

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'd do that! Walk in, with your headphones in and pretend you couldn't hear the noise.
Then fake surprise and embarrassment at seeing them.

Yeah, except complete bollock naked as well.

That'll learn em.

studiorat

Op should chill the fcuk out.
Have a **** or something...

Sharpshooter

Latchy wrote: »

Have they finished yet ? I mean how long does one fcuk take ?

You have to ask Latch?

Latchy

Haven't they heard of a quicke SS ?

randylonghorn

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm back, they're gone.
Rubber gloves & bleach is out. Covers taken off the couch & in the sink with disinfectant before they go in the washing machine.
I might have to leave it until tomorrow to take down the curtains & wash them.

0_o

Sweet anthony, exactly what kind of a kinky shag were they having?!

Sharpshooter

Latchy wrote: »

Haven't they heard of a quicke SS ?

They might be at it like rabbits Latch, it might be 4 or 5 times by now.:D

dr.bollocko

randylonghorn wrote: »

0_o

Sweet anthony, exactly what kind of a kinky shag were they having?!

Are there chicken carcasses? If there aren't chicken carcasses it will probably come out with cillit bang.

Latchy

Sharpshooter wrote: »

They might be at it like rabbits Latch, it might be 4 or 5 times by now.:D

Oh .....4 or 5 times .....lucky B. .....er , Maybe making a porno so

Coriolanus

easyeason3 wrote: »

It wouldn't surprise me if he wiped his mickey on them. He's an animal & the sooner I get the fcuk out of this kip the better.

Jesus, sounds like it. As someone said, get a blacklight bulb. If you find "evidence", fuck him up.

bleg

you should go in and gush all over the furniture covers once you're finished cleaning them

Dudess

Pair of *****, seeing as the guy presumably has a bedroom.

thegen

Where did you say you lived;)

Dudess

studiorat wrote: »

Op should chill the fcuk out.

Would you like it if your front room was hijacked by a shagging couple even though there is a bedroom they could go to?

Sharpshooter

Dudess wrote: »

Pair of *****, seeing as the guy presumably has a bedroom.

Maybe he is living with the mammy, and if they are that noisy it's no surprise he's using the GFs.:pac:

So they should have been in her bedroom.

admiralofthefleet

this should be in paronormal

dr.bollocko

Dudess wrote: »

Would you like it if your front room was hijacked by a shagging couple even though there is a bedroom they could go to?

Personally I wouldn't mind but then I have a phenomenal addiction to amateur porn.

randylonghorn

Dudess wrote: »

Would you like it if your front room was hijacked by a shagging couple ...

Has happened more than once.

Hell, my bedroom / bed have been hijacked for that matter.

Can't say it's ever bothered me

Dudess wrote: »

... even though there is a bedroom they could go to?

But it IS a bit selfish to take over the living-room at this hour in the evening if they had an option. In fairness though, it may not necessarily have been a planned thing.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Personally I wouldn't mind but then I have a phenomenal addiction to amateur porn.

You would have ... amateur!!! :rolleyes:

easyeason3

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Personally I wouldn't mind but then I have a phenomenal addiction to amateur porn.

If you saw the state of his gf then it would be classed as animal porn. If that floats your boat give me your address so I can pass it on to the 'loving' couple.

He has a double bedroom ffs!!!!!

Thank God for Dettol & bleach.

Procasinator

Setup his room for a PNP session (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_and_play), specifically of the gay kind.

For the average straight guy walking in on 2 guys at it will be a unpleasant experience, imagine walking in on a group of drugged up guys going at it for hours in your room.

Sure, this probably won't be fun for you either, but it'd sure be payback.

That or put the seeds from chillies in his tea bags. Always a classic.

Gummy Panda

OP sniff the couch afterwards and describe to us what you smell..


I think i've gone too far

Dudess

randylonghorn wrote: »

Has happened more than once.

Hell, my bedroom / bed have been hijacked for that matter.

Can't say it's ever bothered me

But it IS a bit selfish to take over the living-room at this hour in the evening if they had an option. In fairness though, it may not necessarily have been a planned thing.

Inconsiderate behaviour is inconsiderate behaviour - don't know why concessions should be made just because sex is great. He and I start feelin' frisky on the couch? Even if we're alone we go (run if needs be ) to my bedroom (unless there's a cast-iron guarantee nobody will come in). It's not miles away.

easyeason3

Gummy Panda wrote: »

OP sniff the couch afterwards and describe to us what you smell..


I think i've gone too far

NO!
Covers are off it, are disinfected & in the washing machine. Frame of the couch has been washed down with bleach.
Nothing to smell here my friend.