My housemate is riding his girlfriend & I can hear it

yank_in_eire

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Are there chicken carcasses? If there aren't chicken carcasses it will probably come out with cillit bang.

I don't care who you are....THAT'S FUNNY!!!!:eek::D

Vain

easyeason3 wrote: »

NO!
Covers are off it, are disinfected & in the washing machine. Frame of the couch has been washed down with bleach.
Nothing to smell here my friend.

Csi couldnt get one on you anyway.

bronte

Probably been said, but shout in that you're glad his sti tests obviously came back clear. That or throw a bucket of cold water on them.

White_Feather

Blare Lilly Allens new song '' Not Fair ''... the lyrics are priceless! That should put them off!

My name is URL

White_Feather wrote: »

Blare Lilly Allens new song '' Not Fair ''... the lyrics are priceless! That should put them off!

If he's still goin at this stage he deserves to be left to it tbh

Dardania

have to say though, the furtive ride in the shared sitting room can be quite fun in a "oh we really shouldn't be doing this what if someone walks in" way. Both myself & my housemate have admitted we have indulged in some non-bedroom nookie with our better halves in the past...

leather couches are sweaty!

White_Feather

My name is URL wrote: »

If he's still goin at this stage he deserves to be left to it tbh

Or else he is taking a few ''magic beans''...

Crann na Beatha

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Tar.Aldarion

randylonghorn wrote: »

But it IS a bit selfish to take over the living-room at this hour in the evening if they had an option. In fairness though, it may not necessarily have been a planned thing.

Yeah, bit o rape in the evening, didn't think about the times, silly rapist.

pikachucheeks

bluto63 wrote: »

Cut a hole in the ceiling and stick a cats face down it

Ceiling Cat is watching you...
:pac:

Lollipops23

while i'd never get down to it while there's others in the house, i have to admit to indulging in a lil couch action in the past!it's not that bad OP,so long as they didn't make a mess:o

thegen

You should have an arrangement like a few of my mates had years bac.

They bought a baby listner and if one scored he had to bring it to the bedroom and the other lads would listen in downstairs to the full mating ritual taking place upstairs.

Well we thought it was funny;)

GLaDOS

thegen wrote: »

You should have an arrangement like a few of my mates had years bac.

They bought a baby listner and if one scored he had to bring it to the bedroom and the other lads would listen in downstairs to the full mating ritual taking place upstairs.

Well we thought it was funny;)

Your friends are very very strange

Crann na Beatha

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randylonghorn

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Yeah, bit o rape in the evening, didn't think about the times ...

Unplanned != rape

Well, except when you wear those stilettos and leather mini-skirts ... >_>

Basq

Lollipops23 wrote: »

while i'd never get down to it while there's others in the house, i have to admit to indulging in a lil couch action in the past!it's not that bad OP,so long as they didn't make a mess:o

Indeed.. I love "couch action.

I love it even more on the rare occassion when there's someone else involved!

Now excuse me while I go treat these "couch burns" on my genitals! :pac:

thegen

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Your friends are very very strange

They were that indeed. Funny Fcukers though.

Gummy Panda

thegen wrote: »

You should have an arrangement like a few of my mates had years bac.

They bought a baby listner and if one scored he had to bring it to the bedroom and the other lads would listen in downstairs to the full mating ritual taking place upstairs.

Well we thought it was funny;)

the fcuk..

graham41

easyeason3 wrote: »

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

whats the address i'd like to watch go on share the pics.....:)

smk89

join the club! whats even worse is she had serious abdominal surgery only a week ago. what is her vag made of?!?

Caliden

wut wut in da butt

hurf durf

Poor Uncle Tom

easyeason3 wrote: »

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

They must be done by now....surely you can get your phone now.

stupidsometimes

Thanks for the entertaining thread!

I must say I know how you feel. I lived with a randy housemate and his excessively loud girlfriend pretty much all but moved herself in. Noone used to believe me how loud she was until I had a friend stay over one night and for the following few months he couldn't stop talking about how she sounded like a herd of cows giving birth.

tolteq

We had this rule in our house when I was in university. If you could hear them having sex you were allowed to go in and watch.

phill106

smk89 wrote: »

join the club! whats even worse is she had serious abdominal surgery only a week ago. what is her vag made of?!?

Im gonna get sick, bet he was riding her slowly healing wound......

smk89

phill106 wrote: »

Im gonna get sick, bet he was riding her slowly healing wound......

ooh its worse than that.. much worse but confidentiality and all the stuff

994

At least your housemate isn't gay, the amount of wall-thumping... Although it wasn't as annoying as him singing along to Kylie Minogue.

Carlow52

My housemate is riding his girlfriend & I can hear it
it could be u so dont complain

randylonghorn

tolteq wrote: »

We had this rule in our house when I was in university. If you could hear them having sex you were allowed to go in and watch.

Lol, if we had that rule in my student gaff, we'd have had a live porn show every night!! :pac:

franglan

Does that mean the OP missed the last late show with plank!, Sh** night for him indeed!