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Recession Busting Holiday Idea!

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  • 27-05-2009 4:02pm
    #1
    dellalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!
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    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    and the conversation is flowing, you just talk about the first thing that pops up!


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Too much sun is bad for you


    too much skin on show is bad for everyone around you


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    Aidric
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    Oh dear.


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    Ali27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭Ali27


    That would be great craic!!!! Loven that Idea!


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    dr.bollocko
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    phasers wrote: »
    Too much sun is bad for you


    too much skin on show is bad for everyone around you

    Many illnesses in modern life have been attributed to a lack of vitamin D gleaned from sunlight.
    I am not sure how much vitamin D my genitalia would suck up from the atmosphere if left to it's own devices but I am willing to find out.


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    big b
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    dellalog wrote: »
    Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!

    ....and no problems parking your bike....


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    dellalog wrote: »
    Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!

    I like your font!!


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,072 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    "This is your first time on a naturist holiday, isn't it?"

    "Yes, how do you know?"

    "It sticks out a mile!"


    :pac:


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    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Just turn up the termostat in your gaff for a week, save on the cost of travel.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Where would you stay though? I suppose you could always just pitch a tent for the weekend.


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    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    dellalog wrote: »
    Am thinking of going to a naturist resort, don’t have to buy clothes for holiday, only need hand luggage and the bonus of an all over tan!


    You're not though, are you? You just thought it would be a good topic idea.


    For shame.


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    phasers
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Many illnesses in modern life have been attributed to a lack of vitamin D gleaned from sunlight.
    I am not sure how much vitamin D my genitalia would suck up from the atmosphere if left to it's own devices but I am willing to find out.

    I think I read that vitamin D helps it grow


    get as much as you can son


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    easyeason3
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Many illnesses in modern life have been attributed to a lack of vitamin D gleaned from sunlight.
    I am not sure how much vitamin D my genitalia would suck up from the atmosphere if left to it's own devices but I am willing to find out.

    Can you imagine getting sunburn on your genitalia?
    Now imagine getting lucky with someone & taking your clothes off to get jiggy with it?
    Now imagine trying to explain why theres half a ton of skin flaking off the said genitalia?


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    phasers
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Can you imagine getting sunburn on your genitalia?
    Now imagine getting lucky with someone & taking your clothes off to get jiggy with it?
    Now imagine trying to explain why theres half a ton of skin flaking off the said genitalia?

    half a ton?

    :eek:


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    phasers wrote: »
    half a ton?

    :eek:

    I'm a flaker. I once had to get bandaged due to sunburn. Not a nice thing.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Now imagine getting lucky with someone & taking your clothes off to get jiggy with it?
    This is the point at which you lost me.


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    #18
    dellalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭dellalog


    I booked it 3 weeks of being naked:D

    I have done the nude beach think before so its noting new to me


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