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Where's my plague?

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  • 27-05-2009 5:47pm
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Here - wahtever happened to Swine Flu?

    Seriously? I was led to believe that the place was going to be laid to waste a la Stephen King's The Stand...? I don't have sky news here (thank ****) but by everyone else's accounts there were horsemen saddling up less that three weeks ago.

    I've been sitting here at the apaprtment window, four floors up, for ages with a trusty rifle in one hand, popcorn in the other, and the guts of 3000 gallons of fresh drinking water.

    And not so much as a sniffle down below?

    Lying bastards. I want my plague.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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    dr.bollocko
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    Go lick a pig then.


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    easyeason3
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    You could go to Mexico for a holiday.


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    CHD
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    Wait til Winter, we are all screwed then.


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    drunkmonkey
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    Just another distraction from the on going Wars, remember Mad Cow disease, we should all be dead by now..


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    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Ahh, yeah... it'll come someday...
    Till then you can enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjg-tr9J0do


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    brummytom
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    A school a few miles got 50 cases last week here :D...

    *achooo*


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,403 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Go lick a pig then.

    Pighead refused.
    easyeason3 wrote: »
    You could go to Mexico for a holiday.

    Couldn;t get a permit for the gun. More fun in a European country anyway.
    CHD wrote: »
    Wait til Winter, we are all screwed then.

    Good point.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    orestes
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    First foot and mouth, then mad cow, SARS, bird flu, and now swine flu. They're eventually going to run out of animals to name these things after and we're gonna end up turning on sky news to be faced with BREAKING NEWS: DOCTORS HAVE IDENTIFIED A FIRST CASE OF THE NEW SCARE-MONGERING-SHITE-TO-KEEP-THE-POPULATION-DOCILE-AND-DISTRACT-YOU-FROM-THE-FACT-THAT-THE-PLANET-IS-GOING-TO-HELL-IN-A-HANDBASKET FLU


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    easyeason3
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Pighead refused.



    Couldn;t get a permit for the gun. More fun in a European country anyway.



    Good point.

    You're making excuses now. You either want it or you don't, make up your mind Ikky.
    No one likes a teaser.


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    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    And not so much as a sniffle down below?

    I think that's where you're going wrong; look upwards little, it's the respiratory system that tends to be affected by the flu.


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    Ann22
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    Mexico's calming down now but the Us is supposed to be riddled. We're supposed to be going to Florida at the end of June. I'm worried about it. I know most cases are mild but I don't fancy any of us being quarantined. It'd be my luck for one of us to have the sniffles the day before we go.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,403 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    You're making excuses now. You either want it or you don't, make up your mind Ikky.
    No one likes a teaser.

    I'm not. I want it here. And now. Not much point in going to Mexico without the gun, now is there?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    easyeason3
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm not. I want it here. And now. Not much point in going to Mexico without the gun, now is there?

    You get one out there silly. Look for a guy called Jose, he'll sort you out.

    As for your permit, don't be a wuss.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    It's all one big fat cover-up.

    whenever someone gets close to discovering the truth.....the big secret,

    news of a potential 'civilisation culling epidemic' spreads a distraction,

    and all's well for a few years again.

    Well I'm sick of it,

    so I'm gonna let you in on the big conspiricy........

    humpty was pushed..........


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    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I was led to believe that the place was going to be laid to waste a la Stephen King's The Stand...?
    Oooh I still haven't read that, is as good as (or better than) Cell?


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Oooh I still haven't read that, is as good as (or better than) Cell?

    The first four hundred pages, yes, but it gets a bit slow after that,

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    IvySlayer
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    *sneezes on Ikky Poo*

    There's your damn plague.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,403 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    *sneezes on Ikky Poo*

    There's your damn plague.

    I'm immune to everything. Anyway, I'm talking about spector sports here!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Tchaikovsky
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    I just finished reading 'The Plague' by Camus; according to that things won't be too bad :D


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    Ross_Mahon
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    I hope it mutates into a zombie swine flu


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