whats the best/worst chat up lines

AnonoBoy

Reading this thread it's a wonder the Irish manage to procreate at all.

Fluorescence

The funniest one ever used on me: "Those are pretty braces, where'd you get them?"

dylano_k

here.from.day.1 wrote: »

Would a quick look at the label not give it away?? I mean shes probably gone out and bought a *popular womens clothing brand* top, I think she gonna cop when she reads Dunnes or Pennys on the label your holding..? :pac:

Oh well we dont all shop in Ralph Lauren :pac::pac: it was santa ponsa..not LA ! Try it next time ur in the clubs, its the ultimate ice-breaker, they feel so stupid and your there little hero :pac: haha

ward071

martyf84 wrote: »

Guy: Can i smell ur fanny?
Girl: No.
Guy: Must be your feet then!

Not a successful one.

hahaha:D

ah that is the funniest thing i heard all day defo going using that one!!!

few of my favs:

do you like cheese?
cause im a easy single

F**k me if im wrong but do you wana kiss me

I charge 50 euro for the first hour and 25 for every hour extra.

Have i come across your face before??
Do ya want me too.

and my personal fav which my mate used sucessfully one night!!
sorry love will ya hold my pint while i go for a s**t il be back in a min. then came back and hugged her amd said i forgot to wash my hands.

she nearly fell she was laughing so much and he brought her home that night.

Blisterman

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Reading this thread it's a wonder the Irish manage to procreate at all.

The answer to that is Alcohol.

RHRN

"You'll do":cool:

Whoze

A guy was trying to talk to a friend of mine in a bar, went up to her and said "D'ya know Guiness tastes like earwax?'
...she wasnt drinking Guiness, no one at the table was either...

petes

Whoze wrote: »

A guy was trying to talk to a friend of mine in a bar, went up to her and said "D'ya know Guiness tastes like earwax?'
...she wasnt drinking Guiness, no one at the table was either...

So, what happened????

axiom32

me:to you like wine gums?
her:yes
me: (point to crotch) well wind ur gum's around this

me:are ya hungry?
her:yes
me: (point to crotch) well feast on that

Prof.Badass

ward071 wrote: »

hahaha:D

ah that is the funniest thing i heard all day defo going using that one!!!

few of my favs:

do you like cheese?
cause im a easy single

Good, coz i haven't showered in a few days .

:eek:!

Carsinian Thau

Walk up to a girl with one of your friends. Have him give you a twenty and say "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes that I've ever seen" and then walk away.

Offer to buy her a drink with your "winnings".

homerun_homer

Couple of years ago I asked a girl I sorta knew if she wanted a shot of drink at a niteclub one night and she told me she wanted a shot of me. That worked.

El Guapo!

Fancy a game of soldiers?.......I'll lie down and you can blow the head off me!

OR....


YOU: Do you like chicken??
GIRL: Yeah..
YOU: (Grab knob) Then have a go on this, its foul!!! :eek:

Turd Ferguson

I put the STD in stud...all I need is U :pac:

Terri26

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

Walk up to a girl with one of your friends. Have him give you a twenty and say "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes that I've ever seen" and then walk away.

Offer to buy her a drink with your "winnings".

lol - that would totally work on me!!!

Synods

Some nerdy ones...
-Are you an auxin? cos i've just had a rapid stem elongation...

-are you the square root of 2? cos your making me irrational..

-do you like maths?
cos se could ADD you and me together
SUBTRACT our clothes
DIVIDE your legs
and MULTIPLY!

brazilicious

i enjoyed

"my cock just died.... can i bury it in ya???"

i mean if he can make ya laugh...!

or last weekend a rather subtle charmer went with the classy


" dya wanna get f***ed?"

not so much

Leftyflip

Probably been said, but ah well
I've got a dictionary in my pants, want me to put some words in your mouth?

Trankton

If you see 2 girlsin a nightclub, one hot and one not, go over to the plain friend

Him - Can you dance???
her - (a little excited) yes..
him - well f*ck off and dance then while I chat up your friend.

Never works unfortunately, you'd think it would be guranteed after that.

nicegirl

this dude came up to me not so long ago, and said "Thats an extremely sexy dress you have on" and started looking at me up and down

I felt embarassed but it worked

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Heard some randomer say this in the smoking area of a pub.. Knee a girl in the leg(not too hard obviously:D), then say-"I need you"-it worked for him in fairness:D

How do you want your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilised?

Plenty more, just can't remember them right now..

tok9

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time... No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name.

brazilicious

Is this some kind of butcher shop we're in? cos youre the freshest piece of meat I've ever seen!!:D

matt-dublin

Terri26 wrote: »

lol - that would totally work on me!!!

and you go drinking where usually?

Wazdakka

Excuse me...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you??

sounds-right

Go up to a girl, give her your sleeve and say 'feel that material', she feels the material and then say
'that feel like boyfriend material to you?'

Classic!

brazilicious

sounds-right wrote: »

Go up to a girl, give her your sleeve and say 'feel that material', she feels the material and then say
'that feel like boyfriend material to you?'

Classic!

ok that would totally win me over!

sounds-right

Guy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: No
Guy: im sorry, i think you misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants