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Galway in IBM Ad

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    #2
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Lol. Smart water, but its likely to make you sick :p


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    #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Everyone else gets cooler things; smart healthcare, smart traffic. We get fuppin smart water?

    What the heck is smart water.


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    Sponge Bob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 25,234 ✭✭✭✭Sponge Bob


    Thank phuck they did not mention 'smart traffic' eh .

    Galway is also by far the smallest city in that ad ,

    New York , Paris , Kyoto , Galway .

    mmmmmmmm nice :)


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    #5
    fuzzsc00ta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭fuzzsc00ta


    "Galway has schmart Wa-ther"

    Oh to be sure, to be sure. Tra la la me laddie! Hup ho ha ha, and begorah!


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    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Everyone else gets cooler things; smart healthcare, smart traffic. We get fuppin smart water?

    What the heck is smart water.

    Britney Knows....

    britneyimmunetosmartwat.jpg


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    axiom32
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    thats a clever piss take


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    #8
    gary82
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    Of all the cities to have "smart water" :confused:.... Galway has the most problematic water supply in Ireland!! Just after ordering 15 2L bottles of water from tesco with their 1cent delivery - tired of getting sick off tap water here!


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    [Deleted User]
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    The Copenhagen guy sounds Irish aswell. This reminded me I forgot to buy water.


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    #10
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    More wather.


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    #11
    Pingu
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭Pingu


    Sorry to ruin the guessing: http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pressrelease/26922.wss
    IBM and the Marine Institute Ireland have completed the SmartBay pilot information system to monitor wave conditions, marine life and pollution levels in and around Galway Bay. This real-time advanced analytics pilot is turning mountains of data into intelligence, paving the way for smarter environmental management and development of the bay.


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    pandamoanium
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    "Galweh has smart Wa-ther"

    Huh??

    What, as in it's laced with Cryptosporidium and you get the runs for a week afterwards??


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    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    pandamoanium wrote: »
    "Galweh has smart Wa-ther"

    Huh??

    What, as in it's laced with Cryptosporidium and you get the runs for a week afterwards??

    Yeah I think they got the word smart from the fact that your a**hole tends to "smart" after getting the runs :D


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    TristanPeter
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    Maybe the Cryptos are shmart.


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    leninbenjamin
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    Pingu wrote: »
    Sorry to ruin the guessing: http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pressrelease/26922.wss

    figured it was the Marine Institute they were referring to... still someone should have told them about the cryptosporidium thing. :D


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    We can't drink the water so have to buy it bottled

    swlineup.JPG


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    IrishWhiskeyCha
    Registered Users Posts: 682 ✭✭✭IrishWhiskeyCha


    pandamoanium wrote: »
    "Galweh has smart Wa-ther"

    Huh??

    What, as in it's laced with Cryptosporidium and you get the runs for a week afterwards??

    Sure is the crystie not the latest fad in dieting ;):p


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    pointofnoreturn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 285 ✭✭pointofnoreturn


    Pingu wrote: »
    Sorry to ruin the guessing: http://www-03.ibm.com/press/us/en/pressrelease/26922.wss

    Sounds like IBM just made a big Bladecenter servers deal!

    Lads this is'nt anything new, sure when DEC was at it's best the early 90s in Galways it was designing and building hardware to support traffic control of trains, buses and road networks all over Europe! sure they still used a PDP not so long ago in Zurich controlling the trains!!

    We just don't don't implement anything here


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    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,940 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    More wather.
    LMAO :p


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    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    He sounds like a cork bai imo...


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