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two women in heaven...

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  • 28-05-2009 11:44am
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    Jay D
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭


    > Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
    >
    > 1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
    > 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
    >
    > 1st woman: I froze to death
    > 2nd woman: How horrible!
    >
    > 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
    >
    > 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    >
    > 1st woman: So, what happened?
    >
    > 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
    >
    > 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


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