Jokes not everyone will get

boneless

zuroph wrote: »

thats already in the thread?

sorry.... I'm old and forget things...:)

Bearhunter

boneless wrote: »

sorry.... I'm old and forget things...:)

WHat's the three best things about Alzheimer's?

1. You meet new people every day.
2. You get to hide your own Easter eggs.
3. You meet new people every day.

Slidey

Bishop Casey walks into a bar, 'Pint of Guinness please'

Barman informs him that all the Guinness has ran out..

'Alright' Says Casey, 'You got any Murphies?'

Cicero

Two cows in a field.

One turns to the other and says:

What do you think of this mad cow disease anyway?

Other cow replies:

It doesn't bother me at all ... sure I'm a horse!

Cicero

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".



I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape
of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included.....so I had to buy them again.


If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

-- all the above by Steven Wright

Sam Vimes

http://xkcd.com/626/

Airbag01

This is not really a joke but a way of running a commonly told joke.

Your Mate: Knock Knock

You: Come in.

youtheman

Slidey wrote: »

Bishop Casey walks into a bar, 'Pint of Guinness please'

Barman informs him that all the Guinness has ran out..

'Alright' Says Casey, 'You got any Murphies?'

Man walks into the cathedral in Galway (1990s, just to set the scene).
Fellow collecting money. "What's the collection for ?". "SHARE" came the reply. "Jaysus, did he f**k her as well".

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Deleted User wrote: »

I'm so cultured, I make yoghurt jealous

quality:):)

eviltimeban

Why did the wildebeest stop using Unix?

Nobody Gnu.