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Jokes not everyone will get

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    zuroph wrote: »
    thats already in the thread?

    sorry.... I'm old and forget things...:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    boneless wrote: »
    sorry.... I'm old and forget things...:)

    WHat's the three best things about Alzheimer's?

    1. You meet new people every day.
    2. You get to hide your own Easter eggs.
    3. You meet new people every day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Bishop Casey walks into a bar, 'Pint of Guinness please'

    Barman informs him that all the Guinness has ran out..

    'Alright' Says Casey, 'You got any Murphies?'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Two cows in a field.

    One turns to the other and says:

    What do you think of this mad cow disease anyway?

    Other cow replies:

    It doesn't bother me at all ... sure I'm a horse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
    Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".



    I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape
    of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included.....so I had to buy them again.


    If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

    -- all the above by Steven Wright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 Airbag01


    This is not really a joke but a way of running a commonly told joke.

    Your Mate: Knock Knock

    You: Come in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭youtheman


    Slidey wrote: »
    Bishop Casey walks into a bar, 'Pint of Guinness please'

    Barman informs him that all the Guinness has ran out..

    'Alright' Says Casey, 'You got any Murphies?'


    Man walks into the cathedral in Galway (1990s, just to set the scene).
    Fellow collecting money. "What's the collection for ?". "SHARE" came the reply. "Jaysus, did he f**k her as well".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 614 ✭✭✭blankblank


    I'm so cultured, I make yoghurt jealous


    quality:):)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,123 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    Why did the wildebeest stop using Unix?

    Nobody Gnu.


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