Poor old Fergie and the boys !!

oneeyedman

Wanted, experienced welder. Must be able to weld the top back on a double Decker bus.

All applications to Man Utd PLC

Whats red and beeps?

its the manchester united victory parade bus reversing back into the garage,


After his teams defeat a member of the press asked sir alex if he would be getting some new faces in. Turns out Tevez, Rooney and Park have already asked for one each

What have Vidic and Jordan got in common?
They'll both always regret allowing a black striker to come inside them.


Italian Police are set to release two suspects detained on suspicion of trespass in Rome without charge. The two men detained Anderson and Sun Ji Park trespassed upon the pitch during the Champions league final in Rome last night. It is thought that they will not be charged as their presence on the field did not disrupt or impact on the game at all last night. An onlooker said 'What were those guys doing on the pitch they ran around for up to an hour each, clearly they were not playing football. They should know that spectators who have paid to watch Xavi and Iniesta should remain seated in the stands'


For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags – good as new – only been waved for 10 minutes


Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It’s to see if he only chokes in big games.

patmac

Was told this morning about the outbreak of swineflu in Rome 25,000 Man Utd fans sick as pigs.

old boy

a complaint has been made to the police in rome by alex fersuson stated that his team had been raped.
carlsberg do not do champions leauge finals, or did they.
sky news reports flash flooding in the north east of england, caused by a few million scousers pissing themselves laughing
the biggest bottle job ever seen on live tv

Hagar

Banned, banned banned. Yiss'er all banned.

And you down the back, stop laughing...

old boy

red nose claimed the defeat was due to some messi defending