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Owl Surgeons

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  • 28-05-2009 10:15pm
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    Hagar
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    On their last night of a camping trip this two doctors are bragging about their accomplishments.

    One said "I am best surgeon around. To prove it I will climb this tree and perform a tonsillectomy on the owl above us."

    So he climbs the tree with trusty pocket knife and performs the operation. Owl is still sleeping.

    The other doctor replied, "I believe I am better than you. Loan me your pocket knife and I will castrate the same owl".

    Oh no, that is much too sensitive operation. The owl will awaken and scratch your eyes out.

    Never-the-less doctor #2 climbs the tree and performs an uneventful castration.

    The next morning the doctors go back to the city.

    Two weeks later a young owl landed on the same branch.

    The wise old owl who received the operations spoke out: I wouldn't go to sleep on that branch if I were you.

    Why not, says the young owl.

    Well, I went to sleep there two weeks ago and ever since I have not been able to hoot worth a fnck or fnck worth a hoot.


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