How to bed a Scot in a kilt?

Wagon · 30-05-2009 3:06pm

toucan wrote: »

Yes...I'm smoking hot...lol..But seriously there must be someone on here with the information I seek!!!

The fact that you came onto AH looking for serious answers leads me to believe that you are fat...

but your a woman, so it's still pretty easy to get yer hole

Just ask a kilt wearing scot for sex. If he refuses than move onto the next kilt wearing scot and keep going until you find someone. Should take about 10 minutes.

dtwhaler · 30-05-2009 3:09pm

Wagon wrote: »

Should take about 10 minutes.

Here ....... nobody told me I had to do it twice !

TPD · 30-05-2009 3:09pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-DtAXBUpI

BusterGonad · 30-05-2009 3:21pm

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Wear a nice 'cholesterol necklace' made of fried eggs and rashers on piece of string. No Scotsman will be able to resist you.

toucan · 30-05-2009 3:44pm

That's actually really good idea, BusterGonad. I'm quite a good cook. Maybe if I promise to make him a delicious grease-filled meal that would seal the deal? Only problem is no kitchen in the hotel room!

Graham_B18C · 30-05-2009 3:49pm

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

whatduck · 30-05-2009 4:00pm

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

I can see it now Grahamo999 kilt around his neck servicing OP while the rest of the kilt wearing AH punters queue up outside the door. Is that what your really wrangling OP?

Leprachaun · 30-05-2009 4:02pm

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

I'll wear a kilt for ya if you'd like.

EDIT:

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

Damnit,beat me to it.

carly_86 · 30-05-2009 4:04pm

If u want a real scotts man in a kilt u'll find them up the highlands

BusterGonad · 30-05-2009 4:05pm

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

Leprachaun wrote: »

I'll wear a kilt for ya if you'd like.

Before you offer your services bear in mind she fancies Scotsmen so she either has terrible eyesight or is quite happy to settle for less because she isn't much to look at.

Kinetic^ · 30-05-2009 4:07pm

toucan wrote: »

That's actually really good idea, BusterGonad. I'm quite a good cook. Maybe if I promise to make him a delicious grease-filled meal that would seal the deal? Only problem is no kitchen in the hotel room!

Wait, wait....seriously....PICS or GTFO!

toucan · 30-05-2009 6:59pm

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Wait, wait....seriously....PICS or GTFO!

Pics of what? My cooking??

toucan · 30-05-2009 7:06pm

whatduck wrote: »

I can see it now Grahamo999 kilt around his neck servicing OP while the rest of the kilt wearing AH punters queue up outside the door. Is that what your really wrangling OP?

well, no, I didn't have anything quite that sordid in mind. Just one Genuine Scotsman, in Scotland, kilt on, adorable brogue cooing in my ear, for a fun little "Highland Fling.." (lol..just couldn't resist..)

around 30 to 40 years old, reasonably decent looking and reasonably sober. I can't be the only woman who's ever had this fantasy??????

The purpose of asking here was not for AH members to pimp out their Scottish friends (or themselves) but rather to give me suggestions on the logistics of making this happen. I know there are some posters on here who live in Glasgow, or have lived there...

General Zod · 30-05-2009 7:07pm

I'm Scottish, and have a kilt. this shall proceed no further until pics are supplied.

Kinetic^ · 30-05-2009 7:10pm

toucan wrote: »

Yes...I'm smoking hot

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Kinetic^ wrote: »

PICS

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General Zod wrote: »

I'm Scottish, and have a kilt. this shall proceed

General Zod · 30-05-2009 8:15pm

Fire up a pic of yourself toucan, sure how would we know what we're getting our kilts on for?

ziggy · 30-05-2009 8:22pm

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General Zod · 30-05-2009 8:26pm

in fairness, here's a typical glaswegian who wears his kilt regularly

http://www.thedrum.co.uk/pub/global/image/DRUM%20NEWS/Hardeep%20Singh%20Kohli.jpg

toucan · 30-05-2009 8:29pm

General Zod wrote: »

Fire up a pic of yourself toucan, sure how would we know what we're getting our kilts on for?

Like I'm going to post my pic so a bunch of drunk AH guys can comment?? I do think the wedding idea is a good one...I'm staying in a large, central hotel near many other hotels so there must be a wedding happening somewhere..guys in kilts hanging around the hotel bars maybe? If not I guess a side trip to Edinburgh is in order.

I leave tomorrow for the conference...Should I post a PG-13 update on the results of my quest? Sorry...there will be no pics of my fling...lol.

BusterGonad · 30-05-2009 8:33pm

toucan wrote: »

Like I'm going to post my pic so a bunch of drunk AH guys can comment??

Is that what you call it?

General Zod · 30-05-2009 8:35pm

You come onto AH looking for a bloke in a kilt to shag you in some Braveheart fantasy, but in reality it's going to end up closer to trainspotting. Good luck with that :pac:

Capt'n Midnight · 30-05-2009 8:49pm

Well tucan we still haven't got the pic
like any true Scotsman I'd have to see if you were worth dipping into the sporran for
http://www.kiltsforhire.com

toucan · 30-05-2009 9:11pm

General Zod wrote: »

You come onto AH looking for a bloke in a kilt to shag you in some Braveheart fantasy, but in reality it's going to end up closer to trainspotting. Good luck with that :pac:

I hated the movie Braveheart...ewww. Not what I had in mind. I've never seen Trainspotting. Isn't it about junkies?

Surely I can do better than junkies.

elamberg · 30-05-2009 9:13pm

Hi Toucan,
Im not Scottish Im Irish, Ill wear a kilt for you anytime and anywhere you want - after that its up to you.

General Zod · 30-05-2009 9:20pm

toucan wrote: »

Surely I can do better than junkies.

without seeing a pic we can't answer that :pac:

elamberg · 30-05-2009 9:26pm

Now your turn Toucan

elamberg · 30-05-2009 9:30pm

Im the one in the green kilt or the guy in the blue is a Scot. We were at a mates stagg night in Spain a few weeks ago.

toucan · 30-05-2009 9:41pm

elamberg wrote: »

Now your turn Toucan

errrrrm...cute, but I'm no cradle robber..lol.

elamberg · 30-05-2009 9:47pm

Im truely very hurt Toucan especially now I havent had a chance to see your face. Your fantasy is a guy in a kilt, mine is to be under the thumb of an older woman - Id say we're perfect!! and they say women who go for younger men live longer also (and I should know Im studing medicine)!!! Completely up to you!!!!

toucan · 30-05-2009 9:52pm

elamberg wrote: »

Im truely very hurt Toucan especially now I havent had a chance to see your face. Your fantasy is a guy in a kilt, mine is to be under the thumb of an older woman - Id say we're perfect!! and they say women who go for younger men live longer also (and I should know Im studing medicine)!!! Completely up to you!!!!

http://www.dateacougar.com/

elamberg · 30-05-2009 9:59pm

ha ha ha good reply - dont know what your missing Toucan a young (relatively) fit Irishman not ashamed to wear a kilt at your beck and call whenever you want and you wont even need a plane ticket. But that still leaves us wondering you look like. Imagine there could be a hunky Scottish man now sitting in some pub in the highlands of Scottland with his labtop out wondering if he should reply. Help him press that buttom - post a pic. I showed you a pic of me after all.

elamberg · 30-05-2009 10:14pm

go on live dangerously - you know you want too ha ha! Last chance Im very discrete. If you still continue to knock me back I wont bother you again but if you jump I promise you wont regret it.

I dont think your fantasy is weird but you need to be more specific of what you want apart from just sex; do you want a relationship or no strings attached fun, the age you want (there are almost 1.5 million Scottish men out there after all), does it have to be a Scot (all the Celtic countries Scotland, Ireland, Ise of man, Cornwall and Brittany have their own version of the kilt Scots just wear it more often).

dr.bollocko · 31-05-2009 9:23am

elamberg wrote: »

Last chance Im very discrete.

You have posted pics of a half naked you on one of the busiest fora in Ireland and told everyone that you want to be under the thumb of an older woman.
The very soul of discretion you ain't sonny.

elamberg · 31-05-2009 9:44am

It was the only pic, worth showing, of me in a kilt until my mates wedding, you cant really see the face or Im drunk in the rest and we are half naked because we are on a beach in almost 32 degrees heat if you were there so would you, like every other male (and one or two females). As for being under the thumb of an older lady - its a fantasy, we all have them and Toucan lay bear her fantasy to the entire world so I thought it might help her be more comfortable if I told mine. As for being discrete if someone needs me to be then I will be I might not be very mature in everything I do but I take some things very seriously.

DrumSteve · 31-05-2009 10:02am

is this a dating site now?

"So,mom and dad, where did you guys meet?"
"Oh, we met through After Hours."
"On Teh Internetz? Ghey."

General Zod · 31-05-2009 10:11am

elamberg wrote: »

It was the only pic, worth showing, of me in a kilt until my mates wedding, you cant really see the face or Im drunk in the rest and we are half naked because we are on a beach in almost 32 degrees heat if you were there so would you, like every other male (and one or two females). As for being under the thumb of an older lady - its a fantasy, we all have them and Toucan lay bear her fantasy to the entire world so I thought it might help her be more comfortable if I told mine. As for being discrete if someone needs me to be then I will be I might not be very mature in everything I do but I take some things very seriously.

Get yourself out to Tomango's (where the gang goes) on Mickey Money Tuesday if you're after an older lady who's partial to the lad. Boards isn't going to get the job done.

delllat · 31-05-2009 10:24am

General Zod wrote: »

Get yourself out to Tomango's (where the gang goes) on Mickey Money Tuesday if you're after an older lady who's partial to the lad. Boards isn't going to get the job done.

hotel bars are often good for old slappers out looking to get pumped

Capt'n Midnight · 31-05-2009 11:22am

elamberg wrote: »

(and I should know Im studing medicine)!!!

y ?

elamberg · 31-05-2009 11:45am

General Zod wrote: »

Get yourself out to Tomango's (where the gang goes) on Mickey Money Tuesday if you're after an older lady who's partial to the lad. Boards isn't going to get the job done.

Ha Really, Im not from Dublin so where exactly is Tomangos

General Zod · 31-05-2009 1:05pm

Portmarnock.

El Siglo · 31-05-2009 3:58pm

Pics are req'd OP, seriously there is an information deficit, we're experts in this field on AH, "Help me to Help you, help me to help you!"

An Fear Aniar · 02-06-2009 2:57pm

DrumSteve wrote: »

is this a dating site now?

"So,mom and dad, where did you guys meet?"
"Oh, we met through After Hours."
"On Teh Internetz? Ghey."

Amusing cartoon:

http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2008-12-08_too-much-info.png

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BraziliaNZ · 02-06-2009 3:40pm

this is the most ridiculous fantasy. Lived in Scotland for a while, i never got the attraction to kilts, they wear them at formal events sometimes, with those ridiculous looking jackets and the sporran things, and what look like irish dancing shoes. I dont know which is worse, that get up or when they wear kilts into town with timberland boots, which seems to be the other standard footwear for kilts.
What's even worse than this ridiculous regional dress, is Irish people who go to weddings or debs, or even worse get married in these things, that makes no sense at all? You may as well hold a sign saying "DO I LOOK LIKE A TWAT?". What association do Irish people think they have with kilts? Might as well take up Morris dancing or something.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-06-2009 4:01pm

elamberg wrote: »

(and I should know Im studing medicine)!!!

Typical med-head, who else would brings up what they're studying in a thread about riding rugged scots?

Blazer · 02-06-2009 4:12pm

General Zod wrote: »

Get yourself out to Tomango's (where the gang goes) on Mickey Money Tuesday if you're after an older lady who's partial to the lad. Boards isn't going to get the job done.

You mean I'm not going to get laid on board????

.
..after busting my chops getting my post and thanks count up...:eek:
Goddamnit..I want my last 2 years back..there should be a disclaimer on this on the terms and conditions page.
eg
No 1. (not fcuking paragraph 5 section 11c) You will not get your hole on boards...ever!!!!!.

citytillidie · 02-06-2009 4:13pm

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

I am Irish and was a recently as Saturday worn i Kilt want me to help you out? :P:D

ejmaztec · 02-06-2009 4:15pm

Thou shalt not kilt.

toucan · 02-06-2009 4:25pm

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

when they wear kilts into town with timberland boots, which seems to be the other standard footwear for kilts.

That actually sounds very sexy to me!! In Glasgow now...Haven't had enough free time at night to go kilt hunting but should starting tomorrow..and I think I can make the excuse of paying a visit to a business associate in Edinburgh later in the week, so I might leave the conference early and do that...I'll update if I have any luck on my quest.

BraziliaNZ · 02-06-2009 6:35pm

toucan wrote: »

That actually sounds very sexy to me!! In Glasgow now...Haven't had enough free time at night to go kilt hunting but should starting tomorrow..and I think I can make the excuse of paying a visit to a business associate in Edinburgh later in the week, so I might ditch the conference early and do that...I'll update if I have any luck on my quest.

Personally I'd rather you spared us the details... If this was a bloke saying he wants to bang a chick in a feckin' French Maid's outfit or something it would have been locked ages ago, we all know that's true!

Graham_B18C · 02-06-2009 6:37pm

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Personally I'd rather you spared us the details... If this was a bloke saying he wants to bang a chick in a feckin' French Maid's outfit or something it would have been locked ages ago, we all know that's true!

Yeah but it aint a Bloke trying to bed a French Maid!!!

How to bed a Scot in a kilt?

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