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  • 31-05-2009 12:27am
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    bigtimecharlie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,080 ✭✭✭


    These kept many of my friends happy:

    Definition of :

    Honesty: A pregnant woman getting on a bus and paying for two.

    Suspicion: A priest doing press-up's in long grass.

    Bad Aim: a pregnant mattress.

    Agony: a one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy b*lls.

    Another Agony: A mouse sliding down a razor blade using his b*lls as brakes.

    There were others but can't think of them yet.


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    fish fingers
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭fish fingers


    bigtimecharlie wrote: »
    These kept many of my friends happy:

    Definition of :

    Honesty: A pregnant woman getting on a bus and paying for two.

    Suspicion: A priest doing press-up's in long grass.

    Bad Aim: a pregnant mattress.

    Agony: a one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy b*lls.

    Another Agony: A mouse sliding down a razor blade using his b*lls as brakes.

    There were others but can't think of them yet.

    Beans on toast : skinheads on a raft


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