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  • 01-06-2009 7:35pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving.

    The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

    "Great idea," the drunk replies. "Tits!"

    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."

    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

    The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.


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