phrases or sayings you like

yurmothrintites

It is a truth universally acknowledged that .......

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure......

I'm sweating like a pedophile in a Barney suit

chin_grin

The following sentence is false.
The preceding sentence is true.

Soul Cake Duck

I drink to make people more interesting

bantee

"I wouldn't ride her into battle"
"I wouldn't touch her with yours"
"Butter-face"
"He wouldn't kick snow off a rope" - sometimes said of a ****e football player.
"He would't drive a nail" - bad driver

Doyler92

"If you're trying something for the first time, no matter how poorly it turns out, you're on the way to doing it better the next time"

"Pain is only a disadvantage to life"

we'llallhavetea_old

water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Aodan83

"Pain fades, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever."

Soul Cake Duck

why keep **** so close to a fan?

Slow Motion

I get four rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

WindSock

chin_grin wrote: »

"What did your last maid die of?"

Exhaustion :pac:,



just like man who run behind car.

Splinter

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted

donvito99

Fancy a butchas?

Bonavox

Theres a few that people find strange. When I call a person a horse, they take offense, but its a habit:

Pass me that bottle Stephen. I would say:
Pass me that bottle Horse. Again force of habit.

I also have a habit of saying Ah Lads. If something amazes me, I always say 'Ah Lads". Yeah, I know. I also say "Real Fresh" out of nowhere sometimes.

I'm a bit of a strange person when it comes to sayings!

minidazzler

I'd eat 10 miles of her sh1t just to see where it came from.

bottletops

He's got a face you'd never get tired of slappin

superfly

chin_grin wrote: »

"What did your last maid die of?"

my comeback to that was "disobedience!"

babaloushka

... as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike.

mikemac

I'm beating off now, see ya later.

Generally giggles ensue

Beating (pronounced bating) off means you are going somewhere.
Don't get the giggles

GirlInterrupted

''To the world you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world''.

''By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower''.

phasers

I keep thinking this thread is about me when I see it out of the corner of my eye


On topic: Ah Jaysus

I love it, I dunno why

redout

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on"

Winston Churchill

stovelid

minidazzler wrote: »

I'd eat 10 miles of her sh1t just to see where it came from.

It generally comes from her arse. No need to do all that.

lalee17

I'd better sh1t or get off the throne (like strike while the iron is hot):P

Red_Marauder

"Great wits to madness nearly are allied" (I think it's Chaucer).

And one that has always stuck in my head since I was a kid is about shooting
- "Up gets a guinea, bang goes a penny farthing and down comes half a crown". It's just a pointless old fashioned saying about how it's just a sport and a waste of money!

kumate_champ07

grand job nora
horse that inta ya
i rode her rotten

markfla

"your tighter than two coats of paint"- reference to people fond of holding on to the oul cash

flanree

yer only a prick.

Red_Marauder

Old enough to bleed - old enough to butcher

She was as loose as a sack of oranges

The best way to get over one man is to get under another (girls love that, I'm told)

Dumb

Yev got eyes on ya like a pair of bollix.

the_dark_side

she'd be no craic on a see-saw

Red_Marauder

she'd suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

Dumb

That one would heat up an ice-cream.

Red_Marauder

but she has a gee like a wizard's sleeve

Dumb

She has a cu.nt on her like an old woman's handbag

Red_Marauder

She had a fanny as big as the top of a wellie.

Are you in? Throw in a few fingers.

Dumb

Her arse smellt of fish and chips

Red_Marauder

hung like a baby's arm

she let me bowl from the pavillion end

Hey you, giz a flash of yer gash

Dumb

Her hair was redder than a raw dick

minidazzler

This cold would Freeze the Balls off a Brass Monkey.


I could explain where this saying came from, in detail, but I won't.

It came from the Royal Navies Cannon Ball rack, will have to suffice.

Dumb

His willy was as long as the pillar of the GPO / grafton street

Red_Marauder

Id put some nut butter on those baps

slap the fat and ride the waves

Fanny as tight as a mouse's ear

seanybiker

Wouldnt ride her with yours

Bi Tha Fook

cherryghost

"This is a thread relating to phrases or sayings you like."

- Captain Obvious

Dumb

He has a nose on him like an airplane.

Her breasts were that big the boner couldn't take them on (a reference to Packie Bonner)

Her head is so far up her hole she'll suffocate.

He's that bald that I could draw on his head

markfla

if there's grass on the pitch it's time to play, if not play in the muck

Dumb

"Her fanny was that big ye could shove a cushion up it"

Porkpie

I avoid clichés like the plague.

Marriage is a great institution but who wants to live in an institution.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Dumb

"Her hole was the shape of two creme eggs"

darryl711

If the river runs red, take the dirt track.

Dumb

His willy smellt like Tuna and was the colour cat feces.